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Paolo Diavolo

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Martinez, California, US

me. I'm rad.
Can I be your Valentine?

I'll mail you a card or a box of poop candy or send flowers to your work.

It'll be just like secret Santa, except its not a secret, and not Christmas, and Santa isn't there but you still get a disappointing gift from a stranger.

for real tho, anyone wanna play secret cupid?








/ parody

Feb 10 13 06:58 pm Link

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Gabrielle Heather

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Middle Island, New York, US

you already have moved on from me....... I'll be your current ex valentine... =p

Feb 10 13 07:12 pm Link

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Bek Ruszin

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Levittown, Pennsylvania, US

I'll send you a card, you send me chocolate and whiskey.  Deal?

Feb 10 13 07:21 pm Link

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Marc Damon

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Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Bek Ruszin wrote:
I'll send you a card, you send me chocolate and whiskey.  Deal?

Would you take tequila instead of whiskey? wink

Feb 10 13 07:33 pm Link

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Bek Ruszin

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Levittown, Pennsylvania, US

Marc Damon wrote:

Would you take tequila instead of whiskey? wink

Tequila frightens me.  yikes

You could always double up on the chocolate, though!  wink

Feb 10 13 07:41 pm Link

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Koryn

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Boston, Massachusetts, US

What if I don't want a box of poop candy?

Feb 10 13 07:42 pm Link

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Bek Ruszin

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Levittown, Pennsylvania, US

Koryn Locke wrote:
What if I don't want a box of poop candy?

You can have the tequila and I'll have your share of candy.

Feb 10 13 07:43 pm Link

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Koryn

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Boston, Massachusetts, US

Bek Ruszin wrote:

You can have the tequila and I'll have your share of candy.

Ok, that sounds like a great trade - for me at least -- just be aware that this is not regular *candy.* It's poop candy.

Special ingredients, see

Feb 10 13 07:51 pm Link

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Bek Ruszin

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Levittown, Pennsylvania, US

Koryn Locke wrote:

Ok, that sounds like a great trade - for me at least -- just be aware that this is not regular *candy.* It's poop candy.

Special ingredients, see

There better not be any corn in that poop candy!!!

Feb 10 13 07:53 pm Link

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Koryn

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Boston, Massachusetts, US

Bek Ruszin wrote:

There better not be any corn in that poop candy!!!

or seeds. That's what happens if you don't grind your flax up real good!

Feb 10 13 08:02 pm Link

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Marc Damon

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Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Wow! You mean I get two valentines for the price of one? Just for sending tequila to one of you and corn free chocolate poop candy to the other? Why can't I get this effin' lucky *every* year?!?!
big_smile



Now all I need is to know where to send it!

Feb 10 13 10:07 pm Link

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Paolo Diavolo

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Martinez, California, US

Gabrielle Heather wrote:
you already have moved on from me....... I'll be your current ex valentine... =p

pfffttt!! youre in my heart forever.  wink

Feb 10 13 11:48 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

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Spring Valley, California, US

Will poop candy make me fart rainbows?

Feb 11 13 11:08 am Link

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Paolo Diavolo

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Martinez, California, US

Lawrence Guy wrote:
Will poop candy make me fart rainbows?

theres only one way to find out.

Feb 11 13 03:14 pm Link