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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

AKA - I feel sorry for every pretty girl on facebook.

I... as a male photographer... get this message (or similar) about 15 times per week, I cannot imagine how bad it is for actual girls who are pretty, and not 30 year old dudes with a beard.


eventually... they all ask for a nude picture... though I feel dirty when my google image search automatically fills in "giant cock" - they have NO idea what is happening... and their responses are WORTH IT ALL!


"I love ur pics"
really?
"ya, want to see more, your nude pics are lovely"
--- my nude pics? are you sure you know what you're talking about?
"yes my love - they are beautiful"
--- oh really?
"yeah... I was amazed to see the beauty of your body"
--- .... you want a nude pic?
"yes i want"
--- BAM BIGGEST DICPIC I COULD FIND!!!!

Feb 20 13 11:43 pm Link

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NothingIsRealButTheGirl

Posts: 33879

Los Angeles, California, US

-JAY- wrote:
BAM BIGGEST DICPIC I COULD FIND!!!!

link?

Feb 20 13 11:45 pm Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

The Space Cowboy wrote:

link?

no... just no... skinny white dude with like a 14" dong - this guy still doesn't get it.

hahahaa
i want you
not him
     ... huh?
come on.. please
come on pretty
     that's me
     you asked for a nude pic. I took that this morning
yes i did
     yeah. and I sent a nude pic. You like my cock?

Feb 20 13 11:48 pm Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

are you a men
    - obviously... hence the giant dick

Feb 20 13 11:50 pm Link

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Mortonovich

Posts: 5627

San Diego, California, US

hhahahahahh

There's a photographer here in San Diego that plays along with those and then post the convo on his FB page. You know, sorta like "Well, I've never been with a dude before but I've been thinking about giving it a whirl . . . . what do you mean you're not interested? A minute ago you wanted to fuck me in the ass? Are you some kinda sissy . . . .?"


It's funny as hell.

Feb 20 13 11:53 pm Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

"i think you're the woman"



.... shit's about to get real weird in here.

Feb 20 13 11:55 pm Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

.

Feb 20 13 11:55 pm Link

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Mortonovich

Posts: 5627

San Diego, California, US

-JAY- wrote:
"i think you're the woman"



.... shit's about to get real weird in here.

HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA

Feb 20 13 11:57 pm Link

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Kelly Kooper

Posts: 1038

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Haha I think every guy should have to do this - just so they appreciate what it's like smile

Feb 21 13 12:03 am Link

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PhotographybyT

Posts: 7701

Monterey, California, US

Kelly Kooper wrote:
Haha I think every guy should have to do this - just so they appreciate what it's like smile

I am NOT googling big peen pics! big_smile

Feb 21 13 12:04 am Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

-JAY- wrote:
.... shit's about to get real weird in here.

I think you're the woman
----why is that?
----I have a dick, I'm touching it right now, just thinking about you thinking about me naked.
----do you like how I am rubbing my cock thinking about you?
yes means that the model naked woman you, yes
----Yes. I photographed that naked woman.
Do you still keep their original nude photo?
----I have all the originals, they're all mine
----do you want another nude pic... I can take one right now?
may i see it??
----want a picture of me touching myself?
yes, i want nude photo
---- BAM!!! ANOTHER GIGANTIC WHITE DUDE DICK

Feb 21 13 12:05 am Link

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Cherrystone

Posts: 36875

Columbus, Ohio, US

Find an equine dick pic to send him.

Feb 21 13 12:07 am Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Small Fruit Pits wrote:
Find an equine dick pic to send him.

NO!!! ALL THE SKINNY WHITE DUDES WITH GIANT DICKS@!@#@#@#!@!@!@#@!

Feb 21 13 12:08 am Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

ah you suck
---- why?
i am not homesex, you understand?
---- but you wanted to see me naked?
yes but i want a women
---- then why are you asking a man for nude pictures of himself?

Feb 21 13 12:14 am Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

I think before I talk to women
--- why is that?
because i see your profile photo is women
--- because I am a photographer of women, like I said in my first message
it turns out that your model
--- no. I am a photographer
yes.. i knew
--- huh...?
so may I ask you a model nude photo
--- ... i sent those already.



dude is dense? Another dicpic?

Feb 21 13 12:19 am Link

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Mortonovich II

Posts: 716

San Diego, California, US

hahhahahhahahhahah

Feb 21 13 12:20 am Link

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Michael Broughton

Posts: 2252

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

-JAY- wrote:
BAM BIGGEST DICPIC I COULD FIND!!!!

i don't remember giving you permission to use any of my self-portraits.

Feb 21 13 12:21 am Link

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PhotographybyT

Posts: 7701

Monterey, California, US

-JAY- wrote:
dude is dense? Another dicpic?

Naaaw, change it up...maybe hairy balls! big_smile

Feb 21 13 12:22 am Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

PhotographybyT wrote:

I am NOT googling big peen pics! big_smile

substitule "big" for 'gigantic - huge- massive" --- i had to get inventive to find the right ones.

Feb 21 13 12:22 am Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA - HE STILL HASN'T GOT IT!!!!!

(continuation of above)

yes.. i knew
--- huh...?
so may I ask you a model nude photo
--- ... i sent those already.
(since above)
ok
how long??
--- about 10 and a half inches, why?

Feb 21 13 12:24 am Link

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PhotographybyT

Posts: 7701

Monterey, California, US

-JAY- wrote:

substitule "big" for 'gigantic - huge- massive" --- i had to get inventive to find the right ones.

Okay...I get the picture. Now I'm going to have to google boobs or something just to clear my mind! (lol)

Feb 21 13 12:25 am Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

--- about 10 and a half inches, why?
nothing..
send as soon as possible
--- what do you want this time?
yes
--- another nude pic?
yes

BAM ---- WHAT IS THIS... THE FOURTH MASSIVE DICK?

Feb 21 13 12:26 am Link

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-JAY-

Posts: 6728

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

--- (from above) another nude pic?
passably
--- you want another nude picture.... of me....
yes i do






MY GOOGLE IMAGES OF GIANT PENISES IS RUNNING OUT!!!!!

Feb 21 13 12:27 am Link

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Sha-Lynne

Posts: 22681

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

*blink blink*

Feb 21 13 02:04 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14753

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Jay, I've got a couple lying around somewhere...I could send them to you, if you want.

lol

Feb 21 13 04:15 am Link

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Carl Roberts

Posts: 32980

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

You need to chat with Jen

You could send dick pics for the rest of your life and not go through her stash

Feb 21 13 05:10 am Link

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Koryn

Posts: 36899

Boston, Massachusetts, US

That is why I don't post photos that are even remotely sexy on Facebook. I don't care if people think I'm homely, at least I don't have to send out vengeful dick pics.

Feb 21 13 05:31 am Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23430

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Sounds like you're talking with a bot programmed by someone who speaks English as a second language…

Feb 21 13 06:15 am Link

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Stephoto Photography

Posts: 19809

Amherst, Massachusetts, US

lol I get that all the time, when people think i'm my avatar. Usually I just correct them, then they disappear. Funny that they go further with you! At least its free entertainment wink

Feb 21 13 08:24 am Link

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Carle Photography

Posts: 9227

Oakland, California, US

Why do I never get these messages?
What am I doing wrong?

Feb 21 13 09:14 am Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 28156

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Death of Field wrote:
Why do I never get these messages?
What am I doing wrong?

Yes!   big_smile

Feb 21 13 10:51 am Link

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- Aina -

Posts: 747

Redlands, California, US

Oh, my word... This has given the the biggest laugh I've had yet today. Absolutely wonderful!!!

Feb 21 13 11:42 am Link

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Kitty LaRose

Posts: 12715

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

lol

Feb 21 13 12:34 pm Link

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Eye of Sicari

Posts: 37069

Toledo, Ohio, US

one word...goatse

Feb 22 13 09:09 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14753

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Eye of Sicari wrote:
one word...goatse

O.o

Feb 22 13 09:14 am Link

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Koryn

Posts: 36899

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Maybe the dude is drunk.

Feb 22 13 09:34 am Link

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SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38195

Gibraltar, Michigan, US

So, you gonna fuck this guy or what?

Feb 22 13 09:36 am Link

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Sophia Be

Posts: 6354

Portland, Oregon, US

lol

How can anyone be that stupid?!

Has he asked for your panties yet? You could send him boxers

Feb 22 13 07:07 pm Link

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Wander Lost

Posts: 96

Ontario, California, US

Eye of Sicari wrote:
one word...goatse

Oh god. Brain bleach for the mental image, please!

Feb 22 13 08:40 pm Link

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DanaBarrett Photography

Posts: 1030

Franklin, Tennessee, US

I know I'm a day late, but this was great, thanks smile

Feb 22 13 11:22 pm Link