John M Hoyt wrote:

Erotic literature, followed by porn...

Female:  vibe or fingers?
Male: fleshlight or hand?

Fingers. Vibrators don't do a thing for me, so I don't bother owning one.

Palm trees or oak trees?

EvaScarlet wrote:

Fingers. Vibrators don't do a thing for me, so I don't bother owning one.

Palm trees or oak trees?

Wow, this thread changed a bit while I was gone


I'll take Oak trees (sounds like the safer answer than picking a "palm" anything after the previous question)

Days of our Lives or General Hospital

DougBPhoto wrote:

Wow, this thread changed a bit while I was gone


I'll take Oak trees (sounds like the safer answer than picking a "palm" anything after the previous question)

Days of our Lives or General Hospital

Hmm. General Hospital.


Complete a small household chore or 2 per day, or designate one Saturday (or something) per week as an all-out, giant deep-cleaning day?

EvaScarlet wrote:

Hmm. General Hospital.


Complete a small household chore or 2 per day, or designate one Saturday (or something) per week as an all-out, giant deep-cleaning day?

A little every day gets it done.

Friday or Saturday for a night out?

EvaScarlet wrote:
Hmm. General Hospital.


Complete a small household chore or 2 per day, or designate one Saturday (or something) per week as an all-out, giant deep-cleaning day?

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Marc Damon wrote:

A little every day gets it done.

Friday or Saturday for a night out?

Saturday.  Friday could make me feel rushed.

Suppose there were no cameras.  Now suppose there were no music.  Choose.

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

Saturday.  Friday could make me feel rushed.

Suppose there were no cameras.  Now suppose there were no music.  Choose.

No cameras. Easily, easily, easily. I love music beyond all reason.


Be an exceptionally skilled singer or dancer?

EvaScarlet wrote:

No cameras. Easily, easily, easily. I love music beyond all reason.


Be an exceptionally skilled singer or dancer?

Singer definitely.

Dancing doesn't turn me on but I do enjoy it greatly.

Gamble on an ace or conservative and safe

Jules NYC wrote:

Singer definitely.

Dancing doesn't turn me on but I do enjoy it greatly.

Gamble on an ace or conservative and safe

Eh, probably conservative. Unless I had tons of money to burn.

Poker or blackjack?

EvaScarlet wrote:

Eh, probably conservative. Unless I had tons of money to burn.

Poker or blackjack?

Poker. Easier to play the players.

Skydive or deepsea dive?

C A Bridges wrote:

Poker. Easier to play the players.

Skydive or deepsea dive?

This question's come up before, and I will say again: Skydive. For sure. One of the reasons why?

None of these horrifying fuckers in the sky:


Bikini or one-piece bathing suit with thong back?

EvaScarlet wrote:

This question's come up before, and I will say again: Skydive. For sure. One of the reasons why?

None of these horrifying fuckers in the sky:


Bikini or one-piece bathing suit with thong back?

I'll wear the one piece thong ...  Btw I'm a 47 year old, 245lb bald man.   

Toilet paper - over the top like a waterfall or the other way?

John M Hoyt wrote:

I'll wear the one piece thong ...  Btw I'm a 47 year old, 245lb bald man.   

Toilet paper - over the top like a waterfall or the other way?

Over the top-- that's the only civilized way

Breakup: dumper or dumpee?

EvaScarlet wrote:

Over the top-- that's the only civilized way

Breakup: dumper or dumpee?

I've been both and don't care much for either.  But I'll take dumper.

Lick or be licked.

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

I've been both and don't care much for either.  But I'll take dumper.

Lick or be licked.

Why can't we have both? *lifts small Mexican girl in the air*

But if I really have to choose then I'll be selfish for once in my life and say 'be licked'.

Meet the parents straight away or after you've dated for a while?

Mares wrote:

Why can't we have both? *lifts small Mexican girl in the air*

But if I really have to choose then I'll be selfish for once in my life and say 'be licked'.

Meet the parents straight away or after you've dated for a while?

I always hated that girls had parents, especially fathers.  The fathers knew what I was up to.

Meet the parents after dating for a while.  A long while.

Hike a trail or wander along a beach.

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

I always hated that girls had parents, especially fathers.  The fathers knew what I was up to.

Meet the parents after dating for a while.  A long while.

Hike a trail or wander along a beach.

Wander aimlessly on da beach  .  .  .  searchin' fer beach bars  .  .  . 

Redneck barz, or cosmopoliton watering holes  .  .  .

SOS

sospix wrote:

Wander aimlessly on da beach  .  .  .  searchin' fer beach bars  .  .  . 

Redneck barz, or cosmopoliton watering holes  .  .  .

SOS

Definatly redneck bars


heels or tennis shoes?

PBT Photography wrote:

Definatly redneck bars


heels or tennis shoes?

Heels hurt my feet.. So tennis shoes...

69 Chevy Nova to have or 69 with a celebrity of your choice, once.

John M Hoyt wrote:

Heels hurt my feet.. So tennis shoes...

69 Chevy Nova to have or 69 with a celebrity of your choice, once.

The 69 the celeb in a 69 GTO Judge

Selma Blair or Selena Gomez

Salvador Alonzo wrote:
Purple

Marilyn Monroe or Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor

Give up your very favorite food for the rest of your life, or leave your home state (either where you were born or where you currently reside- wherever is dearest to you) and never return?

EvaScarlet wrote:

Elizabeth Taylor

Give up your very favorite food for the rest of your life, or leave your home state (either where you were born or where you currently reside- wherever is dearest to you) and never return?

Leave home state   (already moved so many times, one more wouldn't hurt)

Live and dead situation:


Kill, and live
Let live, and die yourself

sybarite photography wrote:

Leave home state   (already moved so many times, one more wouldn't hurt)

Live and dead situation:


Kill, and live
Let live, and die yourself

Kill and live.  That doesn't necessarily make me a bad person.

Good food and bad service, or bad food and good service?

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

Kill and live.  That doesn't necessarily make me a bad person.

Good food and bad service, or bad food and good service?

Good food. Why would anyone eat the world's best ice cream if it came with a sweet urine sauce? I can always get a different waiter.

Harlem Globetrotters or a pro basketball game?

Marc Damon wrote:

Good food. Why would anyone eat the world's best ice cream if it came with a sweet urine sauce? I can always get a different waiter.

Harlem Globetrotters or a pro basketball game?

Globetrotters, I never git tired of havin' that fake water thrown on me  .  .  . 

Wilt "the BIG dipper" Chamberlin, or Bill Russell  .  .  .

SOS

sospix wrote:

Globetrotters, I never git tired of havin' that fake water thrown on me  .  .  . 

Wilt "the BIG dipper" Chamberlin, or Bill Russell  .  .  .

SOS

Wilt Chamberlin, may he RIP.

Spiral-bound notebook, or 3-ring looseleaf?

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

Wilt Chamberlin, may he RIP.

Spiral-bound notebook, or 3-ring looseleaf?

They still make paper  .  .  .    Spiral bound  .  .  .  sounds like a fetish thing  .  .  .

Crisp fall day, or a warm spring afternoon  .  .  .

SOS

sospix wrote:

They still make paper  .  .  .    Spiral bound  .  .  .  sounds like a fetish thing  .  .  .

Crisp fall day, or a warm spring afternoon  .  .  .

SOS

Warm spring afternoon. The south rules!

Hiring someone. What's worth more... College degree or 4 years experience?

Marc Damon wrote:

Warm spring afternoon. The south rules!

Hiring someone. What's worth more... College degree or 4 years experience?

4 years experience.  They hand out college degrees to anybody with a pulse, these days.

Drive drunk or text while driving?

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:
4 years experience.  They hand out college degrees to anybody with a pulse, these days.

Drive drunk or text while driving?

Aren't they the same thing? Where's the tequila? Someone will grab my car keys. I have friends like that.


Hair color you prefer on your SO. Blonde or brunette or redhead?

Marc Damon wrote:

Aren't they the same thing? Where's the tequila? Someone will grab my car keys. I have friends like that.


Hair color you prefer on your SO. Blonde or brunette or redhead?

Black hair, actually, but OK, brunette.

Get paid by wire transfer, or in cash?

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

Black hair, actually, but OK, brunette.

Get paid by wire transfer, or in cash?

Cash is king but cold hard gold is better.

Black and white or color?

Marc Damon wrote:

Cash is king but cold hard gold is better.

Black and white or color?

B/W always classy

Vegan or Carnivore

Michael Talent wrote:

B/W always classy

Vegan or Carnivore

Carnivore  .  .  .  I got canines fer a reason  .  .  . 

2" thick T-bone, or nice, thick pork chop  .  .  .

SOS

sospix wrote:

Carnivore  .  .  .  I got canines fer a reason  .  .  . 

2" thick T-bone, or nice, thick pork chop  .  .  .

SOS

T-bone. Medium rare. Just a pinch of sea salt and a little cayenne pepper. Please and thank you.


Almonds or Walnuts?

Marc Damon wrote:

T-bone. Medium rare. Just a pinch of sea salt and a little cayenne pepper. Please and thank you.


Almonds or Walnuts?

Almonds, preshelled if you please, I'm kinda lazy  .  .  . 

Alvin, or Theodore  .  .  .

SOS

sospix wrote:

Almonds, preshelled if you please, I'm kinda lazy  .  .  . 

Alvin, or Theodore  .  .  .

SOS

Alvin...

Mickey or Minnie Mouse?

EvaScarlet wrote:
Alvin...

Mickey or Minnie Mouse?

Minnie Mouse, but only because I liked her dress. I always thought the whole lot of the mickey mouse characters were fairly lame, but I grew up on Doug and Rugrats (Alex Mack and Are You Afraid of the Dark? were my favorites, though). 90s Nickelodeon had better children's programming than any era of Disney yet
/tangent.

Straight hair or curly hair?