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Sluggo Model Management
Well, we all knew they were out there, but now they have their own modeling agency. http://www.sluggo.pro/  Apr 01 13 11:20 am Link OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I especially like the choice of TLD domain. Nice touch "(dot)PRO" Studio36 Apr 01 13 11:30 am Link I hear they also hire out escorts and are actively recruiting new scouts. These guys are busy! Apr 01 13 11:38 am Link BAHAHA! Apr 01 13 11:42 am Link Are they in partnership with that GWC website? Apr 01 13 11:46 am Link Mark Salo wrote: Good question. Though I do hear that some of their managers also write for Wronkled Magazine Apr 01 13 11:47 am Link That's the FIRST honest information I've ever seen a sluggo put out there, they should take a drug test. Apr 01 13 11:47 am Link ForeverFotos wrote: Test? Nah, how can they do their jobs properly if they aren't high? Apr 01 13 11:51 am Link Come on you guys, I'm sure the CEO is running a place that's just as good as a lot of other more well-known agencies. Not everyone can be Ford. He does have a degree in Los Managementes des Môdes Professionelles from the Detroit Institute of Modeling - now that's not something a lot of people can lay claim to. They don't accept just anyone into that program. It's very exclusive. Seriously some people here really need to either expand their knowledge about The Industry or GTFO. Apr 01 13 11:58 am Link I nearly had a shoot lined up with a model recently, and then she signed up here. Apr 01 13 12:02 pm Link I don't see anything around with it besides that it looks like a porn site. I'd probably look them up, they can't be any worse than the agency I'm with now. *waits for flames to fly* Apr 01 13 12:17 pm Link Danielle Kitten wrote: Go for it....nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? Apr 01 13 12:31 pm Link - The next big thing. Apr 01 13 01:36 pm Link I LOVE their home page! this is a quote directly copied from their home page... "Our management team has months of experience managing llamas. Let us put our industry knowledge to work for you". MONTHS of experience! Every llama on MM should sign up NOW. Who wouldn't give their career to someone with MONTHS of experience!  Apr 01 13 01:43 pm Link MainePaintah wrote: Their FB page is hilarious too https://www.facebook.com/SluggoMM Apr 01 13 01:50 pm Link Some of the comments on the Facebook are... shall we say comedy gold? Apr 01 13 04:08 pm Link Sophistocles wrote: post for those of us who don't FB ? Apr 01 13 04:13 pm Link New View changed their name? Apr 01 13 04:32 pm Link Their FB page motto: "We can make you beautiful. Even if you're not" TOOOOO funny! This has to be an April fool's joke! BTW, you now have to be careful when you call some model's "manager" a sluggo now! You might get sued for copyright infringement! I can hear models everywhere now saying, "Screw Ford, I'm now with Sluggo"! Apr 01 13 04:55 pm Link ....and how nice it is on Sluggo...April was selected Model of the Month for April...How Clever! Apr 01 13 05:04 pm Link MainePaintah wrote: Same crowd that did the MM menus? Apr 01 13 05:05 pm Link MainePaintah wrote: That's fantastic! Can they make me handsome too, even if I'm not? Apr 01 13 05:08 pm Link Apr 01 13 05:13 pm Link Managing Light wrote: No. Apr 01 13 05:34 pm Link  Funny! Wow! somebody put a lot of work in for a April 1st joke. Unfortunately only the really old timers will bet the "sluggo" reference. That is some real drappy shit right there. Apr 01 13 06:37 pm Link Who wants to bet there is at least one girl who thinks its a real agency and her big chance to make it? Apr 01 13 06:39 pm Link Brian T Rickey wrote: But Greed is what keeps Scammer's going. How many freaking times have we seen here and elsewhere...with a fake check of 2,500...how many greedy people think the scam is real. All it takes one a week....or more. I don't blame the scammer...I blame the Greedy People. You know...There's sucker is born every minute...P. T. Barnum Apr 01 13 06:46 pm Link Brian T Rickey wrote: Wait, you mean to tell me this isn't real??? o.O Damn it, I already sent in my application to be an escort! Apr 01 13 06:46 pm Link from the site "Modeling Competitions Nothing says go-getter than shoving other models out of the way to be seen." bahahaaha Apr 01 13 06:54 pm Link Watch the "Featured Video".... pretty funny... love the job qualifications... Janitor, Welder, Roofer, Security Guard http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl … aqaaCCj13c Apr 01 13 07:04 pm Link Sal W Hanna wrote: For those that haven't figured this out; It was all an April Fools Joke Apr 02 13 09:31 am Link haha, I know and have worked with one of the girls in the main photo. I feel connected now. Apr 02 13 10:37 am Link That site looks more professional than llamaMayhem - where every day is April 1st . Apr 02 13 11:47 am Link Russian Katarina wrote:
Apr 02 13 12:22 pm Link Thanks, everyone, for the kudos on Sluggo. It was a lot of fun to put together. We actually based it on the new Insider House platform (a very customized Joomla core) and we were able to stand it up in under 24 hours. This is the platform for our next iteration of our social sites (RockyHorror.org, Model Insider, etc) later this year. So making this site was a good proof of concept. We had a team of four writers for the content (including me, so never say I can't write comedy!) and the graphics were done by a contractor. But this is what we do. Doing an April Fool site like this just demonstrates our capabilities. And I already have a kick-ass idea for next year  Apr 02 13 12:26 pm Link Sophistocles wrote: You got more done in 24 hours than this site's owners got done in the last 24 months. Well played. Apr 02 13 12:27 pm Link My favorite part: Photographers complain that our escorts disrupt and distract them with our pointed looks or even waggling a finger at them if we think they're going a little too far, or even thinking about it. You know what? Tough for them! It's all about you, right? I can just see Manny in the corner, complete with white tie and black shirt, 5:00 O'Clock shadow....prison-yard stare the whole time I'm working..... Somebody really LOVES their April Fools jokes. This was just brilliant. Apr 05 13 02:32 pm Link |
