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L A F

Posts: 8520

Davenport, Iowa, US

...and this is the text I just got.

"Persephone's heroin addiction is spiraling out of control, Barnaby has a different (human) girl here every night, and they say they want to start a 'blood metal' band called "The Preposterous Cunts".  Don't even know if blood metal is a real thing.  Anyway, that's the cat update."

So, uh, looks like my cats are doing well.  Or something like that.

Apr 16 13 09:53 am Link

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Fergy

Posts: 22419

Fenton, Michigan, US

OMG lol

That is interesting!

Apr 16 13 12:24 pm Link

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L A F

Posts: 8520

Davenport, Iowa, US

Fergy wrote:
OMG lol

That is interesting!

Iknorite!?!  I'm out of the picture for a couple of years and everything goes to hell.  Here's hoping that their album does well though, someone has to care for me in my old age.

Apr 16 13 12:43 pm Link

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Solacium

Posts: 9640

Charleston, South Carolina, US

That's nice that you get kitty updates! even if they may be a tad exaggerated tongue

Apr 16 13 04:05 pm Link

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L A F

Posts: 8520

Davenport, Iowa, US

Solacium wrote:
That's nice that you get kitty updates! even if they may be a tad exaggerated tongue

Most of the time I do get legit updates and the occasional picture.

Although the heroin thing may be legit.  Sounds like Sepho.

Apr 16 13 04:48 pm Link

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Koryn

Posts: 37397

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Tell Barnaby, "Congrats on the sex."

Apr 16 13 07:10 pm Link

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Stephoto Photography

Posts: 19957

Amherst, Massachusetts, US

Thats, pretty awesome big_smile

Apr 16 13 07:31 pm Link

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L A F

Posts: 8520

Davenport, Iowa, US

Koryn Locke wrote:
Tell Barnaby, "Congrats on the sex."

Will do!

Apr 16 13 08:10 pm Link

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L A F

Posts: 8520

Davenport, Iowa, US

SPierce Photography wrote:
Thats, pretty awesome big_smile

It's still making me smile and giggle.

Apr 16 13 08:12 pm Link

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Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

lol  Hep cats, man.  Grooveh, bebeh.

Apr 16 13 08:13 pm Link

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L A F

Posts: 8520

Davenport, Iowa, US

Lumatic wrote:
lol  Hep cats, man.  Grooveh, bebeh.

Theys in with the cool cats, ya know?

Apr 16 13 08:25 pm Link

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John Edward

Posts: 2462

Dallas, Texas, US

Oh shit,

It's my fault.

They've been hanging out with my cats.

Orion, my old cat is the bass player in the band, and Gari, my young cat is where your cat is getting the herion from.

I am so sorry.

This explains where Gari is getting all that money from, and where Orion keeps running off to at night.

I am so gonna squirt bottle those little fuckers.

I promise it won't happen again.

GARI? ORION? Get Your Little Furry Asses In Here, NOW!

Apr 17 13 10:19 pm Link

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Dea and the Beast

Posts: 3888

Columbus, Ohio, US

John Edward wrote:
Oh shit,

It's my fault.

They've been hanging out with my cats.

Orion, my old cat is the bass player in the band, and Gari, my young cat is where your cat is getting the herion from.

I am so sorry.

This explains where Gari is getting all that money from, and where Orion keeps running off to at night.

I am so gonna squirt bottle those little fuckers.

I promise it won't happen again.

GARI? ORION? Get Your Little Furry Asses In Here, NOW!

We need to talk. ..

Apr 18 13 08:21 am Link

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Jim Shibley

Posts: 3059

Phoenix, Arizona, US

If a seventeen year-old tuxedo groupie shows up, tell her that her sister & I miss her, & she will always have a place here.

Apr 18 13 02:15 pm Link

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L A F

Posts: 8520

Davenport, Iowa, US

Jim Shibley wrote:
If a seventeen year-old tuxedo groupie shows up, tell her that her sister & I miss her, & she will always have a place here.

I'll keep an eye out.  They're new on the scene, don't know how many groupies they have, but I'll make sure to send your kitter home if I see her.

Apr 18 13 02:39 pm Link

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John Edward

Posts: 2462

Dallas, Texas, US

Eurocat wrote:

We need to talk. ..

Aw shit.

Lemme guess.

One of your cats is preggers, and ..."Gari, Get in Here."

"Quit Tearing the Condoms with Your Claws."

Stupid Cat.

Apr 19 13 11:07 pm Link

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Eye of Sicari

Posts: 37085

Toledo, Ohio, US

I thought there would be funny pictures or something here

Apr 24 13 01:54 pm Link