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Fergy

Posts: 22387

Fenton, Michigan, US

Fergy's ass falling down the stairs.  And they weren't even mine!  lol

I went to see a friends house, they had to re-do a lot of it since it was a repo.  SO, I go up the stairs and say, HOLY SHIT!  Those stairs are dangerous when you're drunk!  They were steep and the last 5 were kinda short.  So he's showing me what they did in the house...turn around go down the stairs I am fine til I hit the turn one step and I am flying on my ass.

(Damn I can't even type this without bursting into laughter!) I laid there, with my head on one stair..I look up and he yells... WHAT HAPPENED?  Are you ok?  While I sat there and laughed so hard I couldn't answer him.  I said, your house is beautiful I think its time for me to go! 

lol

Yes I snorted when I laughed he was shaking his head and helped me get up.  Holy crap I wish Jen was there she would've been crying!  I called her right after....we had a good laugh together!

Apr 20 13 10:45 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 28011

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Please be more careful!  You can get seriously hurt.

Apr 21 13 12:42 am Link

Model

Fergy

Posts: 22387

Fenton, Michigan, US

These stairs weren't real "stairs" the first 5 of them were short and very steep.  I'm fine, I think I hurt my pride more than anything.

Apr 21 13 05:09 am Link

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DougBPhoto

Posts: 38608

Portland, Oregon, US

just curious, how do you guys do on escalators ?

Apr 21 13 08:51 am Link

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Jim Ball

Posts: 17232

Frontenac, Kansas, US

Fergy wrote:
These stairs weren't real "stairs" the first 5 of them were short and very steep.  I'm fine, I think I hurt my pride more than anything.

It's a good thing you landed on your pride instead of your head! yikes

Apr 21 13 11:03 am Link

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Wicked Photos

Posts: 7582

New York, New York, US

makes me want to not walk on stairs with you. =\

Apr 21 13 11:39 am Link

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Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8810

Martinez, California, US

Haha! I can imagine you laughing after falling down the stairs. Glad you're ok Fergy!!

Wicked Photos wrote:
makes me want to not walk on stairs with you. =\

My plan is just the opposite, I'm going to walk below her so she'll land on top of me. wink Now that's thinking like an SF2'er!

Apr 21 13 12:04 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 28011

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
Haha! I can imagine you laughing after falling down the stairs. Glad you're ok Fergy!!

My plan is just the opposite, I'm going to walk below her so she'll land on top of me. wink Now that's thinking like an SF2'er!

You may regret this!   lol

Apr 21 13 01:28 pm Link

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Wander Lost

Posts: 96

Ontario, California, US

A Slinky?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1900233/slinky-o.gif

Apr 21 13 01:43 pm Link

Model

Fergy

Posts: 22387

Fenton, Michigan, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
Haha! I can imagine you laughing after falling down the stairs. Glad you're ok Fergy!!

My plan is just the opposite, I'm going to walk below her so she'll land on top of me. wink Now that's thinking like an SF2'er!

Yes!  LMAO

Apr 21 13 09:13 pm Link

Model

Fergy

Posts: 22387

Fenton, Michigan, US

Wicked Photos wrote:
makes me want to not walk on stairs with you. =\

You go first!

Apr 21 13 09:13 pm Link

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PhotographybyT

Posts: 7693

Monterey, California, US

So all we're missing is just a couple of farts! big_smile

Apr 21 13 10:39 pm Link

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Skipshots

Posts: 13421

Atlanta, Georgia, US

You did it just to preserve your reputation, didn't you?

Apr 22 13 04:35 am Link

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-Jen-

Posts: 46839

Howell, Michigan, US

Jai this is for you!  Lol

http://youtu.be/RuOV5EYKBN0

Apr 22 13 05:28 am Link

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Art Of Imaging

Posts: 13101

Brooklyn, New York, US

What do you get when you have Fergy + Stairs = ?

My Answer is!

JEN!!!!

borat lol big_smile

Apr 23 13 06:55 am Link

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Peter Claver

Posts: 26657

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

What is it with women and stairs?!

I've never heard a guy friend say "fuck man.. I fell down the stairs today!"

Only women.. lots of them.

Is it the tits? do they set you guys off balance?  Enquiring minds want to know.

Apr 23 13 07:03 am Link

Model

Fergy

Posts: 22387

Fenton, Michigan, US

Peter Claver wrote:
What is it with women and stairs?!

I've never heard a guy friend say "fuck man.. I fell down the stairs today!"

Only women.. lots of them.

Is it the tits? do they set you guys off balance?  Enquiring minds want to know.

It HAS to be!  When I didn't have my boobs I never fell down the stairs.  Get boobs- BAM down the stairs all the fucking time!  lol

Apr 23 13 07:21 am Link

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Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

Peter Claver wrote:
What is it with women and stairs?!

I've never heard a guy friend say "fuck man.. I fell down the stairs today!"

Only women.. lots of them.

Is it the tits? do they set you guys off balance?  Enquiring minds want to know.

Fergy wrote:
It HAS to be!  When I didn't have my boobs I never fell down the stairs.  Get boobs- BAM down the stairs all the fucking time!  lol

Get it right. It's not the bewbs. It's the heels that you start wearing about the time you get the bewbs. Those damn spikes don't give them much to teeter on but sure do make them look fantabulous... even when they fall down the stairs! lol

http://s14.directupload.net/images/130423/pcvqk7oe.jpg
http://s14.directupload.net/images/130423/rklmmk25.jpg

Apr 23 13 01:44 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 28011

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Fergy wrote:

It HAS to be!  When I didn't have my boobs I never fell down the stairs.  Get boobs- BAM down the stairs all the fucking time!  lol

Those boobs affect your balance.   lol

Apr 23 13 03:57 pm Link

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Eye of Sicari

Posts: 37043

Toledo, Ohio, US

you need a GoPro camera for your butt

Apr 24 13 01:36 pm Link