Buffalo, New York, US
It's almost too late for this, but this is for the little people in your life.
If April Showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Oh, sorry, I but I had to do it.
Apr 30 13 10:27 am Link
Biloxi, Mississippi, US
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest expression.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?" The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender said, "That should make you happy."
The man said, "No, the month is up today!"
Apr 30 13 10:36 am Link
Los Angeles, California, US
Apr 30 13 01:46 pm Link