ADGER, Alabama, US
Apr 30 13 10:34 pm Link
Rochester, New York, US
You should link to the original reddit, it's MUCH more hilarious-- http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comme … est_thing/
When I was about 3 we had a cat that had still born kittens. I asked my father if we could make crosses for them, which he did. As he was making them I asked:
Not a parent, but a few years ago I was babysitting my 4yr old nephew and his 2yr old brother. Had a nice spaghetti dinner, watched some Thundercats on TV, put the boys to bed and went to the computer room to play some WoW.
May 01 13 12:08 am Link
This is awesome.
As a kid, I was creepy too.
Probably still am.
I used to sleepwalk all the time with my eyes open.
Ah ha ha
I wish I had that shit on video.
My Mom told me she awakened in the middle if the night with me staring over her in this state.
May 01 13 03:09 am Link
ADGER, Alabama, US
Jules NYC wrote:
I still sleepwalk! My partner thinks it's hilarious. It mainly seems to happen if I have been asleep for a while and he comes in and disturbs me
May 01 13 03:12 am Link
Siddy Pain wrote:
May 01 13 03:14 am Link
From the original link posted:
This isn't creepy, more just uncomfortable creepy while also being the most hilarious thing to happen to me ever...it's my favorite story from my years of teaching in a daycare/preschool. It was nap time and as any preschool teacher knows, most kids don't appreciate naps as much as they should. They will do anything to get off of their cots, usually ask to go to the bathroom because they know we can't say no (if we do, they piss their pants...assholes.) I let this little boy, we will call him Chris, use the bathroom. He had been gone for awhile so I went to check on him and found him standing in front of the bathroom mirror, dick in hand, just checking out his 'manhood'. I said "Chris, what are you doing in here? Time to get back on your cot." He turns around and looks at me and while shaking his dick around in his hands says "Miss taches_de_rousseur, I'm going to put my penis on your face!" I tried really hard to walk away before I laughed because if you laugh at something a kid does those little fuckers will just do it over and over again. I would have been successful if the teacher in the other room didn't yell back (without hesitation) "you're not the first guy to tell her that, Chris!"
May 01 13 03:53 am Link
Orlando, Florida, US
Some of them sound like reincarnation comments.
May 01 13 04:23 am Link