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Eye of Sicari

Posts: 37043

Toledo, Ohio, US

TOP OF THE PAGE MA!

May 10 13 07:15 pm Link

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Michael Broughton

Posts: 2244

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Laura UnBound wrote:

I could never take that thing seriously.


Like...how do you give that guy a blowjob when his penis looks like that?

in the dark, while trying your best not to burst into laughter and choke on it.

May 10 13 07:21 pm Link

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Koryn

Posts: 36722

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
I would like to pretend that maybe its tribute to her battle with vag cancer, or maybe she's a MtF, or was the victim of genital mutilation...

That was my initial thought as well.

However, considering I am kind of freaked out by people wanting to have cosmetic surgery on their vulvas to make the lips smaller, because they worry that big labia are ugly... it's nice to see that someone doesn't think that way.

May 10 13 08:24 pm Link

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Damon Banner

Posts: 85305

Hayward, California, US

vajenis

May 10 13 09:03 pm Link

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Jen B

Posts: 3187

Hopkinsville, Kentucky, US

May 11 13 12:21 am Link

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Jen B

Posts: 3187

Hopkinsville, Kentucky, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

Theyre all a bit bumpy...

I think they might be dermal implants
Kind of like this: http://www.betattoos.com/wp-content/upl … 80x933.jpg

However, infection just jumps to mind when a penis is lumpy...and a vulva blue and yellow.
Jen

May 11 13 12:25 am Link

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NicoleNudes

Posts: 3861

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Michael Broughton wrote:

in the dark, while trying your best not to burst into laughter and choke on it.

With your eyes closed.
And then you can just do doggie so you don't have to look at it then either lol

May 11 13 08:51 am Link

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Bubble77

Posts: 10706

Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

NicoleNudes wrote:
I have to admit, this one is actually kinda cool.
I really don't want to know how much that hurt though.

http://i.imgur.com/MjdS9.jpg 18+

I'm thinking this dude was unconscious for most of this procedure.  And by most, I mean for at least two weeks before and after.  Maybe three.

I think if I was going to have mine done, I'd totally go for this:

http://raleightelegram.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/titan.jpg

Oh, baby!  All systems are go for launch!!!

May 13 13 09:33 am Link

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19209

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Damon Banner wrote:

I thought that was a herp.

lol

Me too.

May 13 13 01:40 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 27373

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

aw, I forgot how bad tattoos itch D:

You cant slap your dick

May 13 13 01:41 pm Link

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Damon Banner

Posts: 85305

Hayward, California, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
aw, I forgot how bad tattoos itch D:

You cant slap your dick

...


... 

but I can slap you with it...

May 13 13 05:28 pm Link

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Damon Banner

Posts: 85305

Hayward, California, US

what the fuck was I gonna say?  I forget now...

May 13 13 05:28 pm Link

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Venessa Baez

Posts: 616

Tampa, Florida, US

I have a feeling she wanted something completely different and told the tattoo artist to surprise her big_smile

May 13 13 07:40 pm Link

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Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17683

Spring Valley, California, US

Bubble77 wrote:
I think if I was going to have mine done, I'd totally go for this:

http://raleightelegram.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/titan.jpg

Oh, baby!  All systems are go for launch!!!

Is that a Minuteman?

tongue

May 15 13 03:35 pm Link

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Good Egg Productions

Posts: 15723

Orlando, Florida, US

Tore wrote:

I'm guessing you've googled "Blue Waffle" before.....

That's my gamer tag.

May 17 13 01:53 am Link

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Mac Wolff

Posts: 3665

Litchfield Park, Arizona, US

Its all behind you now...............

May 17 13 04:43 pm Link