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For those who say Nicholas Cage gets worse with every passing year, I dissent. I maintain he couldn't have gotten worse than 1991's "Zandalee."

Reaching back into years past for simply awful movies, I remembered "The Gauntlet" with Clint Eastwood. The Frazetta promo poster was the only redeeming feature of that waste of celluloid.

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Gianna Virginia

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Ted. A movie about a talking teddy bear who smokes pot and snorts coke and bangs hot girls. And his best friend is Mark Wahlberg. In the end he almost dies because someone ripped his stuffing out.

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I had forgotten Showgirls.  My reaction when I saw Showgirls was that no one remotely associated with that movie should ever be able to work on another Hollywood project. Life time ban.

Jun 13 13 06:17 am Link

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Jules NYC

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Gianna Virginia wrote:
Ted. A movie about a talking teddy bear who smokes pot and snorts coke and bangs hot girls. And his best friend is Mark Wahlberg. In the end he almost dies because someone ripped his stuffing out.

lol

I loved that movie.

Jun 13 13 06:43 am Link

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Gianna Virginia wrote:
Ted. A movie about a talking teddy bear who smokes pot and snorts coke and bangs hot girls. And his best friend is Mark Wahlberg. In the end he almost dies because someone ripped his stuffing out.

Jules NYC wrote:
lol

I loved that movie.

Me, too.

The reaction of the parents the first time Ted walks into the room is pure gold.

Jun 13 13 05:49 pm Link

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Warren Leimbach

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I never walk out on movies but I walked out on "Goldeneye".    I love James Bond, but that one was a snorer.

Jun 13 13 07:45 pm Link

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Jules NYC

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Orca Bay Images wrote:

Gianna Virginia wrote:
Ted. A movie about a talking teddy bear who smokes pot and snorts coke and bangs hot girls. And his best friend is Mark Wahlberg. In the end he almost dies because someone ripped his stuffing out.

Me, too.

The reaction of the parents the first time Ted walks into the room is pure gold.

Hee hee
I felt emotions for the bear:)

Jun 13 13 07:55 pm Link

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Scottsworld71

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Gianna Virginia wrote:
Ted. A movie about a talking teddy bear who smokes pot and snorts coke and bangs hot girls. And his best friend is Mark Wahlberg. In the end he almost dies because someone ripped his stuffing out.

I tried to forget about this turd. I was pissed, a friend said "If you like "Paul" then youll love "Ted" ... that movie sucked on multiple levels

Jun 13 13 09:51 pm Link

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Emil T

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Worst movie? Hmm... The new "Diana" movie has big chances for this title... big_smile

Jun 14 13 12:29 am Link

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John Photography

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OMG Fun thread.

Raiders Of Atlantis
It's bad because well, it's just bad. Beings formerly of Atlantis co opt a street gang into an army of unstoppable bad acting and violence. Even that part wasn't that good either.

The acting by the "heroes" was shall we say laughable... Soundtrack was abysmal.

Pluto Nash
Finally saw this this week for the first time and OMG turned it off after 10 minutes and snapped the DVD in half.

Jun 14 13 05:41 am Link

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John Photography

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Queen Of Outer Space
Actually so bad it's worth one or two watches.

Astronauts land on Venus (that's right Venus) and find a society of gorgeous women and they are.... But the naughty women have been blowing up spaceships from Earth. It's actually not that bad. Some of the costumes inspired the uniforms of Star Trek I think.

Jun 14 13 06:00 am Link

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Gary Melton

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How about The Thing With Two Heads (1972) with Roosevelt Grier (NFL defensive lineman) and Ray Milland.  This movie is so, so terrible!!!

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/the-thing-with-two-heads-ray-milland-everett.jpg

Worst movie EVER...

...still don't believe me - watch the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A

I WIN...I WIN...I WIN...[...uh, what did I win?...]  smile

Jun 14 13 06:26 am Link

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Jules NYC

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Oh God
Oh Man
Oh God
Oh Man


How I have wasted my life

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJcZnKAH5Ss

Jun 14 13 07:43 am Link

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Gary Melton

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The full, complete movie (1 hour and 31 minutes) is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulYdGMSL04g


http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2370/2279421431_4c04f8d25a.jpg

Jun 14 13 08:11 am Link

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Jules NYC

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Gary Melton wrote:
The full, complete movie (1 hour and 31 minutes) is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulYdGMSL04g


http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/the-thing-with-two-heads-ray-milland-everett.jpg

I feel the need to watch this...
Looks so bad it must be awesome

lol

*I wish someone wanted to watch this with me... This is great!!!

Ah ha ha

Jun 14 13 08:15 am Link

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Gary Melton

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Jules NYC wrote:
I feel the need to watch this...
Looks so bad it must be awesome

lol

*I wish someone wanted to watch this with me... This is great!!!

Ah ha ha

This is what the "thing with two heads" looks like (I'm not making this up):

http://content7.flixster.com/question/67/53/39/6753393_std.jpg

Jun 14 13 08:23 am Link

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Jules NYC

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Gary Melton wrote:

This is what the "thing with two heads" looks like (I'm not making this up):

http://content7.flixster.com/question/67/53/39/6753393_std.jpg

lol

You don't know my love for B movies. I mean, it wouldn't be a great B movie if the acting wasn't a serious attempt.

Now, this is not a B movie, but equally as great:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNQlFe9gCfE

Jun 14 13 08:50 am Link

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Courtney Virginia

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Twilight. I was in highschool when the first movie came out and went to go see it with some friends... they were crying at the "romance" of edwards face shimmering in cheap digital effects, and I began laughing loudly. Needless to say I was the 'insensitive one' because of that. Lol.

That movie had piece of shit written all over it.. I wasn't fooled lol.

Jun 14 13 08:58 am Link

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Courtney Virginia

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Atlanta, Georgia, US

Also check out the recently made lifetime biopic wirh Lindsay Lohan, Liz and Dick. Pretty fucking cringe worthy.

Jun 14 13 09:00 am Link

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Eros Fine Art Photo

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Torrance, California, US

I just caught about 3 minutes of "Almighty Thor" on ScyFy Channel...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1792794/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN that was bad!

Jun 14 13 03:33 pm Link

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Big A-Larger Than Life

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Hudson Hawk

Howard the Duck

Anything w pauly shore

Mr Deeds

Omg I can think of more hahahaha

Jun 14 13 08:40 pm Link

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Big A-Larger Than Life

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BIODOME. 

No.

Jun 14 13 08:45 pm Link

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rp_photo

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One that I remember not liking was "Pennies from Heaven", mostly because it starred Steve Martin, who I enjoyed as a comedian, playing straight role.

For whatever reason, established comedians are often not appreciated for playing straight roles.

Jun 14 13 08:45 pm Link

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Gary Melton

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Big A-Larger Than Life wrote:
BIODOME. 

No.

How about this one, Adrienne:

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/11/1170/3KHU000Z/posters/attack-of-the-50-foot-woman.jpg

Wait - isn't that you on the poster?  smile

Jun 14 13 09:10 pm Link

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255 West

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Looknsee Photography wrote:
I hated Titanic -- I couldn't finish it.  It was just so unbelievable & stupid.

Without a doubt!

Actually, I don't know if it's the worst, but DEFINITELY the worst OVERRATED movie ever.

Jun 14 13 09:23 pm Link

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Congo. Great previews, the rest sucked....

Jun 15 13 01:43 am Link

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John Photography

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Gary Melton wrote:

How about this one, Adrienne:

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/11/1170/3KHU000Z/posters/attack-of-the-50-foot-woman.jpg

Wait - isn't that you on the poster?  smile

OMG imagine if that guy running away near the middle looked up....

Jun 15 13 01:50 am Link

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Z_Photo

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did anyone mention the abomination that is showgirls?

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Julia Francesca

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Get Smart, the one with Steve Carrel. omg I couldn't get through it. nobody seemed like they cared in that movie. on the upside it's the only flick where I thought Anne Hathaway looked attractive.

Jun 15 13 04:45 am Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

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You guys are killing me. Why's there so much unmitigated hatred focused on Nicholas Cage when Sam Worthington hasn't been a part of a single critically acclaimed movie yet? I mean, take your pick:

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Clash of the Titans
Wrath of the Titans
Terminator: Salvation


Although I have to say, The Last Airbender made me angry it was so bad. I'd heard so much about the series nd the trailer looked so promising. I'd never felt so ripped off, so violated by a movie.

Jun 15 13 06:19 am Link

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ImagineAerie

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"Buckaroo Banzai"  Dreck!

Jun 15 13 11:56 pm Link

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ImagineAerie wrote:
"Buckaroo Banzai"  Dreck!

Pfeh. That was a fun movie.

Jun 16 13 12:54 am Link

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Caustic Disco wrote:
on the upside it's the only flick where I thought Anne Hathaway looked attractive.

You didn't think she was a looker in The Devil Wears Prada?

Jun 16 13 12:55 am Link

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Big A-Larger Than Life wrote:
Howard the Duck

That one was so over-the-top rotten, it was morbidly fascinating. It was weird to see Tim Robbins and Lea Thompson in such a stinker.

Jun 16 13 12:59 am Link

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Drew Smith Photography

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Has somebody said 'Pro....me...the...us' yet?

Why was it bad?

Because it built my hopes up then.... dashed them..... like the cheap wine bottle of expectation against the rocky shoreline of cinematic reality. smile

Jun 16 13 01:05 am Link

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I've never seen:
Prometheus
Hudson Hawk
Showgirls
The Wicker Man (the remake)
Bonfire of the Vanities
Ishtar
Any of the Twilight shit

Would that be a Netflix weekend in Hell, or what?

Jun 16 13 01:24 am Link

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Jules NYC

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Gary Melton wrote:
How about The Thing With Two Heads (1972) with Roosevelt Grier (NFL defensive lineman) and Ray Milland.  This movie is so, so terrible!!!

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/the-thing-with-two-heads-ray-milland-everett.jpg

Worst movie EVER...

...still don't believe me - watch the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A

I WIN...I WIN...I WIN...[...uh, what did I win?...]  smile

I watched the entire thing.
lol

Awesomeness
Ah ha ha

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Caperucita Roja

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Gay Niggers From Outer Space
Crazy Stupid Love
Dylan Dog
The Last Airbender
Twilight
The Tree of Life

Jun 16 13 01:46 pm Link

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Red Riding Hood

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Jules NYC

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Since Twilight was mentioned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax9PiyWeX3g

lol

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