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Laura UnBound

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

But theyre so tasty I cant stop eating them. Dear sweet and spicy meaty goodness.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7cf5d45367a38e3fc3a90d46a9c93cfd/tumblr_mp2z0faiOt1s7jz5zo1_500.jpg

Jun 27 13 07:01 pm Link

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Bubble77

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Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

My!  What delightfully.... sticky... looking balls you have?

Jun 27 13 07:10 pm Link

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Michael Broughton

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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

http://global3.memecdn.com/schweddy-balls_o_1460849.jpg

Jun 27 13 07:22 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Michael Broughton wrote:
http://global3.memecdn.com/schweddy-balls_o_1460849.jpg

The recipe called for 48 of them, I have no idea how small you have to make them to turn a pound of ground beef into 48 balls....but I couldn't do it.

Jun 27 13 09:11 pm Link

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Vintagevista

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Sun City, California, US

48?
per pound?

*checks english gauge measurements - Which relate to lead balls per pound - multiplies by the circumference of a hectare - adjusts for the extra numbers Canadian's use*

A - 48 - .627 inch balls to the pound

(heck with that sad - why on earth, would anybody be satisfied with balls the size of Chiclets?)

Those the OP made look delish.....

Jun 27 13 09:49 pm Link

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Damon Banner

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Hayward, California, US

laura loves meaty balls

Jun 27 13 11:23 pm Link

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Michael Broughton

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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Laura UnBound wrote:

The recipe called for 48 of them, I have no idea how small you have to make them to turn a pound of ground beef into 48 balls....but I couldn't do it.

probably for the best. bigger balls retain more of their juices when you cook them. i for one would much rather stuff a dozen big, juicy, flavourful balls in my mouth than four dozen tiny shriveled ones.

Jun 28 13 04:30 am Link

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Amadea T

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Columbus, Ohio, US

Great balls of fire?

Jun 28 13 09:00 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Michael Broughton wrote:

probably for the best. bigger balls retain more of their juices when you cook them. i for one would much rather stuff a dozen big, juicy, flavourful balls in my mouth than four dozen tiny shriveled ones.

That visual!  lol





And Laura, are they Asian of some kind?  I know someone whose Asian balls are amazing!

Jun 28 13 12:19 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

DivaEroticus wrote:

That visual!  lol





And Laura, are they Asian of some kind?  I know someone whose Asian balls are amazing!

They're from a recipe I found on tumblr.

Garlic, salt, pepper, ginger, brown sugar, cayenne pepper, soy sauce, apple juice. They're nice and sweet at first and then they kick you in the face.

Jun 28 13 12:40 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

They're from a recipe I found on tumblr.

Garlic, salt, pepper, ginger, brown sugar, cayenne pepper, soy sauce, apple juice. They're nice and sweet at first and then they kick you in the face.

That does sound delicious!  I love making meatballs to just snack on.

Jun 28 13 01:38 pm Link

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Toto Photo

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Belmont, California, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
They're nice and sweet at first and then they kick you in the face.

sigh

Jun 28 13 01:57 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

DivaEroticus wrote:

That does sound delicious!  I love making meatballs to just snack on.

http://www.bhg.com/recipe/spicy-apple-g … emeatballs

Jun 28 13 02:25 pm Link

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DEP E510

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Miramar, Florida, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
But theyre so tasty I cant stop eating them. Dear sweet and spicy meaty goodness.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7cf5d45367a38e3fc3a90d46a9c93cfd/tumblr_mp2z0faiOt1s7jz5zo1_500.jpg

If your balls are burnin', you might wanna get them checked out...

jes' sayin'...

Jun 28 13 04:09 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Jun 28 13 04:24 pm Link

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Amadea T

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Columbus, Ohio, US

DivaEroticus wrote:
And Laura, are they Asian of some kind?  I know someone whose Asian balls are amazing!

...do those Asian balls come with Cream of sum yung guy?

Jun 28 13 04:26 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Eurocat wrote:

...do those Asian balls come with Cream of sum yung guy?

lol

Jun 28 13 07:12 pm Link

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Robb Mann

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Baltimore, Maryland, US

You've got big balls.

Jun 29 13 03:07 am Link

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Michael Broughton

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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Laura UnBound wrote:
They're nice and sweet at first and then they kick you in the face.

wait, when did the topic switch to the last 4 or 5 women i've dated?? ;p

Jun 29 13 08:39 am Link

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Michael Bots

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Kingston, Ontario, Canada

Laura UnBound wrote:

The recipe called for 48 of them, I have no idea how small you have to make them to turn a pound of ground beef into 48 balls....but I couldn't do it.

Just like the muffn box instructions.

An inflated claim of 24 muffins.  I get 7.

Jun 30 13 01:33 pm Link

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SPRINGHEEL

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Gibraltar, Michigan, US

Hey, anyone make any double entendres yet?

Jun 30 13 01:49 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Michael Bots wrote:

Just like the muffn box instructions.

An inflated claim of 24 muffins.  I get 7.

I don't even read the intended amount when it comes to baked goods, I'm gonna eat half the batter before it makes it anywhere near the oven in the first place so its useless

Jun 30 13 04:16 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
Hey, anyone make any double entendres yet?

Not a one

Jun 30 13 04:17 pm Link

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Michael Broughton

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Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

don't know why i didn't think to mention this earlier, but a good quick way to relieve the burning sensation is a mouthful of cream. you can spit it out after if you're worried about calories, but swallowing's good for your throat.

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Jul 01 13 09:38 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
Hey, anyone make any double entendres yet?

Laura UnBound wrote:
Not a one

Maybe two, but not one.

Jul 01 13 01:44 pm Link

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Robb Mann

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SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
Hey, anyone make any double entendres yet?

It's my belief that Laura's balls should be eaten every night.

Jul 01 13 03:49 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Robb Mann wrote:

It's my belief that Laura's balls should be eaten every night.

Peter agrees, he ate most of them.

Jul 01 13 04:08 pm Link

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Jason Haven

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Washington, District of Columbia, US

How come you didn't put your balls in my mouth when I visited?!

Jul 05 13 05:00 am Link