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Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8792

Martinez, California, US

Troll thread title for the win.

I host a lot of MM members.
Most of which over sleep and are late to their shoots.

So usually they ask me to go and poke them in the shoulder or shake their foot and be like: "hey wake up! aren't you supposed to be headed to a photoshoot?"

Usually they just roll over and look at me crazily and I say something like:
"wow. you smell like tequila! its 8:30am!" and they laugh, and go back to sleep (true story).

...but today, I barely touched a foot and whispered and got a:
"NOooOOOoo!" that came from the devil.
Ironically the model is the sweetest person in the world.

Seriously, I ran away.
After that I didn't care that she was late to her shoot or not, I didn't want to get killed.
We laughed about it later.

Who else is a monster in the morning?

Jul 02 13 06:45 pm Link

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Cosplay Creatives

Posts: 10714

Amundsen-Scott - permanent station of the US, Unclaimed Sector, Antarctica

Me.  I'll spray your ass!  With obnoxious gas.

Jul 02 13 06:49 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8792

Martinez, California, US

Gryph wrote:
Me.  I'll spray your ass!  With obnoxious gas.

I'd wake you up in a special way.
You're having sausage for breakfast. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/smileys.gif

Jul 02 13 06:52 pm Link

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Cosplay Creatives

Posts: 10714

Amundsen-Scott - permanent station of the US, Unclaimed Sector, Antarctica

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
I'd wake you up in a special way.
You're having sausage for breakfast. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/smileys.gif

That sausage is about to get ripped into shreds. wink

And them eggs you be protecting in your basket are gonna get smashed.

Jul 02 13 06:55 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8792

Martinez, California, US

Gryph wrote:
That sausage is about to get ripped into shreds. wink

And them eggs you be protecting in your basket are gonna get smashed.

sounds like a plan.
are you flying here? or driving?

September thru the end of the year I got room for you + 1 or 2 and they'll probably be another here already with myself. Lets make it a party.

Unoffical Model Mayhem House 0wNz!!!123!!!
I think I've hosted 5 members this year so far, with another coming in next week.

Jul 02 13 07:01 pm Link

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Cosplay Creatives

Posts: 10714

Amundsen-Scott - permanent station of the US, Unclaimed Sector, Antarctica

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
sounds like a plan.
are you flying here? or driving?

September thru the end of the year I got room for you + 1 or 2 and they'll probably be another here already with myself. Lets make it a party.

Unoffical Model Mayhem House 0wNz!!!123!!!
I think I've hosted 5 members this year so far, with another coming in next week.

I'm gonna close my eyes, click my heels together, and repeat twice, "There's no place like Paolo's".

Jul 02 13 07:10 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8792

Martinez, California, US

Gryph wrote:

I'm gonna close my eyes, click my heels together, and repeat twice, "There's no place like Paolo's".

Its because of the monkeys flying around.

Jul 02 13 07:11 pm Link

Model

Nicolette

Posts: 12698

Midland, Texas, US

I'm goddamn evil on the mornings. Just ask Heather.

Jul 03 13 02:21 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8792

Martinez, California, US

Nicolette wrote:
I'm goddamn evil on the mornings. Just ask Heather.

I know, even when you told me to wake you up in the morning to say goodbye.
I was a little scared to do it.

Jul 03 13 06:59 pm Link

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Damianne

Posts: 15975

Austin, Texas, US

I'm a super grumpy wake up, but the best way a photographer host has dealt with it is by having really squeaky steps and at getting up time they just stopped being ginger on those steps.

Jul 04 13 01:33 pm Link

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Photographer

-JAY-

Posts: 6695

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Airhorn

Or unleash the puppies.

Jul 04 13 06:58 pm Link

Model

Lumen Sky

Posts: 1774

Center Moriches, New York, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
Troll thread title for the win.

I host a lot of MM members.
Most of which over sleep and are late to their shoots.

So usually they ask me to go and poke them in the shoulder or shake their foot and be like: "hey wake up! aren't you supposed to be headed to a photoshoot?"

Usually they just roll over and look at me crazily and I say something like:
"wow. you smell like tequila! its 8:30am!" and they laugh, and go back to sleep (true story).

...but today, I barely touched a foot and whispered and got a:
"NOooOOOoo!" that came from the devil.
Ironically the model is the sweetest person in the world.

Seriously, I ran away.
After that I didn't care that she was late to her shoot or not, I didn't want to get killed.
We laughed about it later.

Who else is a monster in the morning?

hand shoots up

Jul 04 13 08:09 pm Link

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ElisAbEtH

Posts: 2142

Charleston, West Virginia, US

I'm not too cranky in the mornings... but I'm not really a morning person either... I'm just a ball of confusion sad

Jul 04 13 09:06 pm Link

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Erin Holmes

Posts: 6574

Albuquerque, New Mexico, US

-JAY- wrote:
Airhorn

Or unleash the puppies.

Puppies are my secret weapon. House guests be warned big_smile

Jul 04 13 11:57 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 32249

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

smell of coffee and the hissing of pancake in the pan

Jul 05 13 03:34 am Link

Photographer

Jason Haven

Posts: 38336

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Best wake up method is a good paddling.

Jul 05 13 04:42 am Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 27976

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Nicolette wrote:
I'm goddamn evil on the mornings. Just ask Heather.

You aren't welcome here.   big_smile

Jul 05 13 05:49 am Link

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Robb Mann

Posts: 10661

Baltimore, Maryland, US

Erin Holmes wrote:

Puppies are my secret weapon. House guests be warned big_smile

I've sent in my cats to wake up models. It has backfired and I've had models pinned down under sleeping cats.

Jul 07 13 05:16 am Link

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Mares

Posts: 517

Maitland, New South Wales, Australia

I can be a morning person if I try, but 90% of the time I've no reason to be awake before midday. I could sleep for weeks on end if I had nothing better to do.

I told my little sister I'd take her for a jog in the morning so I'm aiming to be up by eight. I haven't been up before eleven in a really long time.

Jul 07 13 05:22 am Link

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Jen B

Posts: 3179

Hopkinsville, Kentucky, US

Robb Mann wrote:

I've sent in my cats to wake up models. It has backfired and I've had models pinned down under sleeping cats.

Oh yes, cats are major sleep magnets!

I am generally a morning person and my eyes pop open before my alarm unless I'm exhausted. I kind of do a little 'skippy hop' walk out of bed.

Jen
p.s. and Paolo...you host! smile

Jul 07 13 06:12 am Link

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Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
Best wake up method is a good paddling.

I like to dive in and use the breast stroke.






Wait, are we talking about the same thing?

Jul 07 13 01:45 pm Link

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Kitty LaRose

Posts: 12715

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Me! It takes me forever to fall asleep, so once I'm out, beware to those who try to wake me!

Except for Zelda, of course. It's hard to get mad at her when she wakes me.

cute picture here

Jul 07 13 01:49 pm Link

Photographer

Wicked Photos

Posts: 7581

New York, New York, US

Kitty LaRose wrote:
Me! It takes me forever to fall asleep, so once I'm out, beware to those who try to wake me!

Except for Zelda, of course. It's hard to get mad at her when she wakes me.

cute picture here

that is adorable!

Jul 07 13 03:15 pm Link

Photographer

Wicked Photos

Posts: 7581

New York, New York, US

i can adapt well but i am happier if i get up at 10am. also depends on how much i sleep i actually get. ive had jobs that required me to start at 7am. some other jobs at 4pm! and what i am doing when i get up at that early time.

Jul 07 13 03:17 pm Link

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Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8792

Martinez, California, US

i wake up at 5:30am all the time now.
don't usually get out of bed until 6:20ish.
new schedule has me at work at 7:45am
I actually enjoy it.

Jul 07 13 11:14 pm Link

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NicoleNudes

Posts: 3860

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

I am.
When my boyfriend tries to wake me up in the morning to say goodbye I usually roll over and go, "Nooooooooo" because I think he's trying to get me up big_smile

Jul 08 13 08:47 am Link

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Amadea T

Posts: 3561

Columbus, Ohio, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
I'd wake you up in a special way.
You're having sausage for breakfast.

You'd be drawing back a bloody stump...

Jul 08 13 09:00 am Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12698

Midland, Texas, US

I've been waking up at 4:45 with Tim. Roll over, back to sleep.
He comes back in around 5:30, right before he leaves for work,  to tell me bye.


I've been told I just grab his arm and roll over. I expect more sleep and cuddles god damnit.

Jul 08 13 11:26 am Link

Photographer

Paolo Diavolo

Posts: 8792

Martinez, California, US

Nicolette wrote:
I've been waking up at 4:45 with Tim. Roll over, back to sleep.
He comes back in around 5:30, right before he leaves for work,  to tell me bye.


I've been told I just grab his arm and roll over. I expect more sleep and cuddles god damnit.

that wasn't his arm.
he was just happy to see you.

Jul 08 13 10:24 pm Link

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j3_photo

Posts: 19875

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

lol great OP

Jul 08 13 10:46 pm Link

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Livane

Posts: 6334

Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom

Lumatic wrote:

I like to dive in and use the breast stroke.






Wait, are we talking about the same thing?

*gigglesnort*

Jul 09 13 06:11 pm Link

Model

Nicolette

Posts: 12698

Midland, Texas, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

that wasn't his arm.
he was just happy to see you.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwa2m1k4bu1qg3b27.gif

Jul 10 13 04:14 pm Link