robert b mitchell wrote:
I have "no experience"!

And I have no fucking shame. I'm sure I said some time ago that I wouldn't even bother looking at any portfolio with no tits in it. But times are tough and the pickings are slim here at GWC corner. Even the angels fear to tread around these parts.

So you're in luck. I'll take a look at your portfolio. And all I'll need after is lots of clean hot water...

Even your avi warns me off. Clean, wholesome. Pretty model. Outdoors. Natural light. Ugh.

And your profile: "I do not do full nude or especially lingerie shots. If you want kinky, Goth, fetish, and anything kind of creepy find another photographer! I will do implied/ upper nude shots with certain models that interest me as long it is artistic and not just for the sake of it."  Anyone looking for GWC material can just go take a  walk at this point because after that you KNOW there's fuckall here for you.

And the scary thing? 247 pictures in your portfolio!!!!! All of them of local Vancouver models I'd give my goddam right arm to shoot, most of them do nude shoots, and every picture in your portfolio shows those luscious sexy beautiful models outdoors, in natural light, and showing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Ye fucking gods. I mean just look at this:






Alright, I'm going to retract some of the above. Looked at with my trusty magnifying glass it appears there are a few (very fucking few) tit shots in there. Anyone interested can sort through them, I can't take it anymore.

Nah, you have zero interest in naked chicks and none of your shots look anything like GWC images. Take a look at toesup's port for inspiration.

Oh, and pass those models my way when you're finished with them. I'm running short at the moment.

Thanks for playing.

DJR Pictures wrote:
Started as a GWC, always been a GWC, always will be a GWC...

Big talk. Let's just see if you can walk the walk...

Nondescript profile - fine. Deadly avi -cute girl, wholesome, family friendly - not a hopeful sign.

Portfolio.... well, well, well. What have we here...


... tasteless, naked, Picasso (my 4 year old could do that) paint job, nice use of an arrow.... MASTERPIECE!!!!!!

But wait, there's more...

... gratuitous use of railroad tracks and a tasty ass. Superb.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/31050548  18+
... tacky holiday themes AND nudity. Excellent.

https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/17837063  18+
... semi-spread, lips (lower) AND graffiti. Wonderful.


... gratuitous use of a firearm... NOT nude though. Meh. GWC, but not exciting.

And as a finale, a nude somersault
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/19746214  18+
... love it, but I wish you'd caught her in mid-sault with a little more focus.

All interspersed with some fairly dull bikini shots, and an ominous looking outdoor, artsy, B&W shot
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/20418279  18+
... actually, this one's pretty GWC too so I'll let it pass. Just remember, for most GWC's B&W is a bad idea - it's associated with fashiony, artsy shots. Yech.

Full marks. Excellent GWC portfolio. Welcome to the club. Wear your GWC with pride (or shame) as you please.

Many thanks for playing. That was a breath of fresh air.