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Fifty Shades of Grey Contract Signing Scene
Feb 10 15 09:31 pm Link wow, such acting! and that writing? the world officially ends when this dreck is released. i'm pretty sure where you'll find every soccer mom this weekend. it kind of looks like the antitheses of the dracula contract signing scene, with bad mommy porn overtones. one wonders if d.h. lawrence might be offering up a giant sigh from hades today. Feb 10 15 09:45 pm Link GK photo wrote: Oh my, that scene was so bad I couldn't watch all of it... Feb 11 15 05:38 am Link That was hilariously bad. It should be a big hit. Feb 11 15 06:04 am Link GK photo wrote: As a former soccer mom I can state for a fact that you are wrong. I'd rather go see the movie Old Fashioned if I was forced to choose between that and 50 Shades of Grey. Feb 11 15 06:25 am Link Wait a minute. i thought that book was about gaming the legal system. It's not? Feb 11 15 08:09 am Link I'd rather die than watch that movie or read the book Feb 11 15 08:20 am Link I should lay down the 3K+ to finally join SAG/Aftra. This is um, pretty bad Not really hot One of my friends is playing on Broadway for 50 Shades. Still don't want to read the book. Feb 11 15 08:57 am Link Feb 11 15 02:13 pm Link the music and lighting was really good Feb 11 15 02:17 pm Link I bought the book just to read what all the fuss was about. The book was so bad that I bought the audio book so I could just get thru it. The audio book was so bad that I began playing it at 4x normal reading speed. I still don't get it. Feb 11 15 03:29 pm Link 50 shades of grey will make near or over 100 Million world wide it's opening weekend. Feb 11 15 03:39 pm Link Feb 11 15 07:16 pm Link DOUGLASFOTOS wrote: well than, that validates it. it must be good, because, you know, the general movie-going public has their finger on the pulse of true cinema. Feb 11 15 07:23 pm Link Isis22 wrote: The premise of that is actually kind of funny. Gilbert Gottfried reading 40-Something Shades of Whatever? That should be hilarious. Feb 11 15 07:30 pm Link Feb 11 15 07:41 pm Link Kincaid Blackwood wrote: the gal i was dating at the time that book came out had a daughter who was reading it. i happened to just pick it up and flip about half way through to a random page. i read about two paragraphs before i suddenly had an urge to run outside and stare at the sun. Feb 11 15 07:42 pm Link The very idea that frickin' Twilight fan fic became (after some necessary alterations) a massive bestselling "book" franchise complete with "movie adaptation" plus all the trimmings must be a sign that end times is nigh. Or something. Feb 11 15 08:49 pm Link GK photo wrote: Bad Films make money also....Craptanic, Crapatar, The Crap Menace, Feb 11 15 08:56 pm Link GK photo wrote: Feb 11 15 09:02 pm Link DOUGLASFOTOS wrote: you could have just stopped yourself right there, or embellished it with a proper adjective: shit ton, boatload, etc. box office is rarely an indicator of a film's lasting relevance. Feb 11 15 09:41 pm Link People are having fun with it Fifty Shades of Pink https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSzLJ897EzE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … tigue.html The red carpet http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar … ornan.html Early reviews http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar … siasm.html http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic … -star.html Feb 12 15 01:39 pm Link Michael Bots wrote: OK, that was pretty awesome. Feb 12 15 01:43 pm Link Yep, this trite crap is proof it's not talent but popularity that gets things done. Esp with all the really insane $2 kindle novellas floating about, there's no excuse to crown this b!tch princess of the year. I hate it for every reason ever. Sad lackluster trash. Feb 12 15 04:22 pm Link Jules NYC wrote: Feb 12 15 06:15 pm Link Feb 13 15 01:08 pm Link NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote: This. Feb 13 15 01:18 pm Link It is projected to earn...85 Million it's opening weekend...Tie me up, Tie me down, but respect me in the morning. Feb 13 15 02:17 pm Link Jay Edwards wrote: Did your avatar drag you to see the movie? Feb 13 15 02:21 pm Link 'Fifty Shades of Ouch' as firefighters brace for more emergencies Firefighters in London are concerned that there could be a "spike" in emergency calls from people stuck in handcuffs and other sex toys after watching the new "Fifty Shades of Grey" film, released worldwide this week. Feb 13 15 02:23 pm Link Jerry Nemeth wrote: I don't need to see the movie! I already have my own 50 Shades of Jay! Feb 13 15 02:24 pm Link DOUGLASFOTOS wrote: DOUGLASFOTOS wrote: we get it. it's going to make money. Feb 13 15 02:32 pm Link MoRina wrote: Feb 13 15 03:15 pm Link kickfight wrote: Feb 13 15 03:30 pm Link MoRina wrote: Good Girl! Feb 13 15 04:53 pm Link Jules NYC wrote: Yes, some people have no game. Feb 13 15 05:04 pm Link Jay Edwards wrote: If you have good sex, you don't need anything except two people. Feb 13 15 05:06 pm Link Jules NYC wrote: I'm glad you can decide what's best for everyone. Feb 13 15 05:10 pm Link Jay Edwards wrote: I didn't. Feb 13 15 05:11 pm Link Jules NYC wrote: And now for a classic from 1977: Feb 13 15 06:35 pm Link |