Evan Hiltunen wrote:
God, having gone absolutely bat poop crazy from being, well, you know, omnipotent and everything, suddenly announces Its presence by screaming, world wide, "You wanted proof! You wanted proof! A big flood wasn't enough?"

Then an 800 pound thumb materializes in thin air, above every man, woman, and child, and squashes them.

Except for Justin Bieber. God thinks the Beebs is hunky dory and lets him live.

There's only one Hunky Dory when it comes to music and Bieber ain't it.

HHPhoto wrote:

+1

I was thinking probably the comet... or better yet, a maverick black hole that sucks up the entire solar system, sun and all.  Neat and tidy. 

Or.. maybe just a few drops of strategically placed "red matter" would do the job.  (Is that number 8?)

Doesn't Red matter do black holes? Wasn't that New Star Trek?

DEP E510 wrote:


is this even a question?

Easy fix get some fatty food addicts to eat him

Tony From Syracuse wrote:
I had a scary thought.....what if the earth were to lose its gravitational pull and one day out of the blue,we were outside walking and suddenly we flew up into the sky.....up ...up into the atmosphere. I imagine if seen at night it would look like beautiful fireworks flashing in the sky...millions of little dots shining....which of course would be our bodies burning up when we hit the heat shield.

Someone more versed in the laws of celestial mechanics can correct me if I'm wrong but I'm fairly certain that bodies of a certain mass and makeup exert a gravitational pull. The earth is so large and we're so tiny that it isn't physically possible.


A mad scientist with a reverse gravity Ray, on the other hand, is TOTALLY possible.

Jules NYC wrote:
Comet.

Alien invasion sounds most interesting but I don't want to be probed thanks.

I have a doctor to do that. And I am paying for it

CNP Photography wrote:
Amazing movie about the end of the world: Melancholia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHMy6abqq04

Probably not a good idea to watch the movie if you are prone to depression, tho.

Points

Joel Sax wrote:
I don't know.  I suffer from depression and I thought the movie was spot on.  Notice how the depressed woman handled the end better than her nondepressed sister.

Bonus points

Kincaid Blackwood wrote:

Someone more versed in the laws of celestial mechanics can correct me if I'm wrong but I'm fairly certain that bodies of a certain mass and makeup exert a gravitational pull. The earth is so large and we're so tiny that it isn't physically possible.


A mad scientist with a reverse gravity Ray, on the other hand, is TOTALLY possible.

Well think about this.

Every year the Moon's orbit is getting wider..... by 3 to 4 cm. Thanks Google.

Eventually it will leave its orbit and then the Earth might topple over onto its side while maintaining its weird orbit of the Sun..

Reflected wrote:
Or just the way it's actually going to happen.

a still from "the tree of life"? noice. but wan't that the beginning?

orias wrote:
hmm if picking what could be the world end but we'd like to somehow survive i'd say

alien invasion

(mma rape the shit out of some aliens)

but if were pickin how the world WOULD end.  then i'd sy

comet

i'd like to feel my self get weightless as the atmosphere breached,  feel my face bleach out from the heat of the sun and the ground disintegrate beneath my feet as my lungs ran out and my heart stopped in shock.  That'd be a beautiful experience.

You are unique...... I like

GK photo wrote:
a still from "the tree of life"? noice. but wan't that the beginning?

Though in some ways visually similar to parts of the Lacrimosa, this is indeed "the end of time."

Schlake wrote:
But while I abstained from picking, I'd secretly hope it was disease cause by a lack of telephone sanitation.

Its been known to happen.

Audrey Seybold wrote:
The last option

I would be the super-villian with the outrageous plan for the end of the world.

:-)

Would you go into an elaborate monologue on how the plan works like a Bond villain?

John Photography wrote:

Would you go into an elaborate monologue on how the plan works like a Bond villain?

and if so what is your elaborate plan.

Allen Carbon wrote:
If you had to pick, how the world would end

In fire.

Kincaid Blackwood wrote:
Sudden influx of Von Neumann probes that have evolved to be hostile, originally (and ironically) sent out by Neanderthals from a nearby star system who left earth tens of thousands of years ago due to a nuclear-holocaust that caused (What they thought was) a zombie outbreak that actually turned out to be early humans.

Most Esteemed Sir,

My respect for you has deepened even further than I had imagined possible.


Sincerely yours, etc.