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Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

Opossum. Critter was Pure Satan. Neighbors called to cops, told 'em I was havin' a regular seance with demons and snakes and moonshine whiskey.

Guess it would have been OK if I'da had good hair and done it on Sunday, preachifying against all manner of Marsupials what's possessed of evil spirits.

Couple nights in jail was all, 3 hots and a cot. Opossum ain't been back neither, I figger he's off yonder somewheres.

https://media.giphy.com/media/jRmgXel4zPABy/giphy.gif

Jul 05 15 08:07 pm Link

Body Painter

Monad Studios

Posts: 10131

Santa Rosa, California, US

Poppy Odeletta Possum is tired of being harassed.  Poppy Odeletta Possum is a law-abiding marsupial who has hardly ever been possessed by Satan.

Jul 05 15 08:35 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

Monad Studios wrote:
Poppy Odeletta Possum is tired of being harassed.  Poppy Odeletta Possum is a law-abiding marsupial who has hardly ever been possessed by Satan.

Y'all making fun of my parody?

Just takes that one possession to change most everything, cain't always change it back neither.

:- D

Jul 05 15 08:40 pm Link

Photographer

KungPaoChic

Posts: 4221

West Palm Beach, Florida, US

Shadow Dancer wrote:
Opossum. Critter was Pure Satan. Neighbors called to cops, told 'em I was havin' a regular seance with demons and snakes and moonshine whiskey.

Guess it would have been OK if I'da had good hair and done it on Sunday, preachifying against all manner of Marsupials what's possessed of evil spirits.

Couple nights in jail was all, 3 hots and a cot. Opossum ain't been back neither, I figger he's off yonder somewheres.

https://media.giphy.com/media/jRmgXel4zPABy/giphy.gif

big_smile

Jul 06 15 09:02 am Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

KungPaoChic wrote:

big_smile

https://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2011/01/lip_lick.gif

Jul 06 15 09:55 am Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

https://www.quickmeme.com/img/9a/9ab41836f769452b111500c9ffef265cd92b8520feb00b7e3ae2a90c1a8a4073.jpg

Jul 06 15 07:18 pm Link

Photographer

ChadAlan

Posts: 4254

Los Angeles, California, US

That possum doesn't look 16.

Jul 07 15 01:50 am Link

Makeup Artist

sweetcheekscouture

Posts: 465

West Palm Beach, Florida, US

Shadow Dancer wrote:

https://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2011/01/lip_lick.gif

That possum looks drunker than a skunk

Jul 07 15 05:16 am Link

Photographer

KungPaoChic

Posts: 4221

West Palm Beach, Florida, US

ChadAlan wrote:
That possum doesn't look 16.

you possum hater

Jul 07 15 05:21 am Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

ChadAlan wrote:
That possum doesn't look 16.

I seen it's ID, it's full-on sixteen...



... months.

Critters only live a year or two mostly anyhow so it's kinda old.

Jul 07 15 08:21 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

This thread is a masterpiece.

Cheers to le artiste who created it!

Jul 07 15 09:30 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

I absolutely cannot stop laughing about "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car."

whew, son, that's a beaut.

Jul 07 15 09:32 am Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

Koryn wrote:
This thread is a masterpiece.

Cheers to le artiste who created it!

https://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2011/01/yawn.gif

Jul 07 15 09:37 am Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

Koryn wrote:
I absolutely cannot stop laughing about "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car."

whew, son, that's a beaut.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6422678272/h5A04D10F/

https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/29/2950a853adc826e3246b380662ebc3ed3eb3f97c149f717839da48c9d4eafe80.jpg

https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/4c/4cc278d06510bea056e7ded8e78278f10648f93a2bf68cbd93249ccda5a0fba5.jpg]

Jul 07 15 09:40 am Link

Photographer

Toto Photo

Posts: 3757

Belmont, California, US

Opossums in SoCal have lots of fleas.

Jul 07 15 03:14 pm Link

Photographer

KungPaoChic

Posts: 4221

West Palm Beach, Florida, US

Koryn wrote:
I absolutely cannot stop laughing about "Let's eat trash and get hit by a car."

whew, son, that's a beaut.

You ain't a woofin.

I thought the opening post was as good as it gets but then that gif slayed even more

Jul 07 15 09:22 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

KungPaoChic wrote:

You ain't a woofin.

I thought the opening post was as good as it gets but then that gif slayed even more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFvijBpzD_Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MRE2K3x-AY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwFS1JHmKmk

Jul 07 15 10:53 pm Link

Photographer

ChadAlan

Posts: 4254

Los Angeles, California, US

ChadAlan wrote:
That possum doesn't look 16.

KungPaoChic wrote:
you possum hater

That is most certainly a possumbility

Jul 11 15 04:32 am Link