Forums > Model Colloquy > What's the funniest most dumbest thing ever asked

Model

Bts

Posts: 219

Tottenham, Ontario, Canada

So last night I was discussing my rates expected for types of shoot. An the photographer was like "you only want to get paid for erotic acts" but I was answering his questions about the difference between two types. So he said no thanks..... I awake to a message saying "just had a thought, for that rate, can I touch you? Or would i be allowed to".... Whatttt!? *face palm* I've been called stunning, sexy, etc I find it a confident boost. But this just what?!?. So now you?

Nov 26 15 04:54 am Link

Photographer

Good Egg Productions

Posts: 16713

Orlando, Florida, US

I have some of my photos hung on my walls and I almost always have a slideshow screensaver on my AppleTV playing music.

About half of the people who come through ask me if I took them.  I suppose it's possible I would hang other people's work in my house and have images I just happen to like as the slideshow, but it's a stretch.  I write it off as people just making conversation. 


To the OP:
Depending on how much you're asking for the erotic work, why is it out of the realm of possibility that it's for POV erotic work with the other participant being the photographer?

Nov 26 15 09:08 am Link

Model

Model MoRina

Posts: 6638

MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica

Good Egg Productions wrote:
To the OP:
Depending on how much you're asking for the erotic work, why is it out of the realm of possibility that it's for POV erotic work with the other participant being the photographer?

Wow.  So model quotes high rates = the photographer automatically can assume that it includes touching and/or porn and/or sex acts?  Disgusting.

To the OP - flag the message and contact a moderator.  That "photographer" is not allowed on MM if he's asking for that.

Nov 26 15 09:17 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

I had someone ask something like that back in 2010.

I CAMed them.

Nov 26 15 02:20 pm Link

Model

Bts

Posts: 219

Tottenham, Ontario, Canada

Koryn wrote:
I had someone ask something like that back in 2010.

I CAMed them.

? What does that mean ?

Nov 26 15 04:12 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

Branditoxicrose wrote:
? What does that mean ?

Contact A Moderator.
Basically report them for something inappropriate.

however, in this case we dont know if it was inappropriate or not to ask that depending on what was discussed.
if for some reason the "photographer" was confused by your message, maybe you should be more clear about what "erotic acts" means in your message to him.

Nov 26 15 04:46 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

MoRina wrote:
Wow.  So model quotes high rates = the photographer automatically can assume that it includes touching and/or porn and/or sex acts?  Disgusting.

i dont think he automatically assumed based on a price.
since she wrote that he said "you only want to get paid for erotic acts?"
i'm guessing she gave him a rate for "erotic acts" in which case him asking for more details/limits (although crude sounding) isn't really out of line if theyre discussing an erotic act.

...which sounds fishy and is not really supposed to be allowed on MM.

Nov 26 15 04:57 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Branditoxicrose wrote:
? What does that mean ?

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
Contact A Moderator.
Basically report them for something inappropriate.

Yeah, if someone attempts to solicit sexual favors, you go to the "contact a moderator" feature.

Report it.

Nov 26 15 06:39 pm Link

Model

Liv Sage

Posts: 431

Seattle, Washington, US

I've had several people contact me asking what sort of adult work I do.

Ummm....none. And then I report them. Why they think I do adult work, when I have no adult work in my portfolio or on any of my sites is really beyond me. Why they think this is the correct place to solicit that type of work is also beyond me. But, at the end of the day, I don't really care what their reasoning would be, I just report them.

Same for people who would ask to touch me. It's gross, and unwarranted, and you can't reason with them (well, unless your willing to reason over that sort of work), so just flag them in the message section.

Nov 26 15 07:17 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

Koryn wrote:
Yeah, if someone attempts to solicit sexual favors, you go to the "contact a moderator" feature.

Report it.

I agree.

in this case unless she gives us details, we don't know that he was asking for favors.
what he did say didn't seem to be random. its more like something about their conversation led him to ask.

when someone offers a service where things get more explicit the more money a person throws down well, eventually someone will be curious to see how far things can go.

Nov 26 15 08:26 pm Link

Photographer

Iktan

Posts: 879

New York, New York, US

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Nov 26 15 08:47 pm Link

Photographer

D a v i d s o n

Posts: 1216

Gig Harbor, Washington, US

He is obviously a creeper, cam his msg. Their is never a reason for what he was doing its just dicusting, simple as that...

Nov 26 15 11:29 pm Link

Photographer

John Carman

Posts: 408

San Francisco, California, US

It wasn't a photography question, but it's worth repeating. I used to be a TV critic. I remember a press session once in L.A. with the cast of "Charlie's Angels". Some guy asked Jaclyn Smith, "Do you think your beauty has been a hindrance to your career?"

Nov 27 15 12:24 am Link

Artist/Painter

aquarelle

Posts: 2056

Chicago, Illinois, US

I always think it's funny (or reason to question my own communication skills) when a model I've hired for a nude project texts me the morning of asking "what should I wear?"

Nov 27 15 11:22 am Link

Photographer

Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

aquarelle wrote:
I always think it's funny (or reason to question my own communication skills) when a model I've hired for a nude project texts me the morning of asking "what should I wear?"

this made me laugh!

do you reply with "birthday suit"?

Nov 27 15 11:34 am Link

Photographer

Good Egg Productions

Posts: 16713

Orlando, Florida, US

MoRina wrote:

Wow.  So model quotes high rates = the photographer automatically can assume that it includes touching and/or porn and/or sex acts?  Disgusting.

To the OP - flag the message and contact a moderator.  That "photographer" is not allowed on MM if he's asking for that.

If we are going to report photographers for asking models to define what "erotic acts" are, then we should be reporting models who do "erotic acts".
POV interaction during nude or erotic photography is not necessarily disgusting or inappropriate.  It's also not necessarily against the rules of MM.  Don't just jump to conclusions about things without knowing the details.

Many models on here do adult work in addition to straighter model work.  Many photographers here shoot erotic content in addition to straighter mainstream work.  If we CAM all of us and get the banhammer, this community will get much smaller.

Nov 27 15 04:53 pm Link

Photographer

Mary Durante Youtt

Posts: 520

Barnegat, New Jersey, US

I've have a few people ask me, who took my SELF PORTRAITS .  Duh!!!!!

Nov 27 15 05:06 pm Link

Model

Model MoRina

Posts: 6638

MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica

Good Egg Productions wrote:

If we are going to report photographers for asking models to define what "erotic acts" are, then we should be reporting models who do "erotic acts".
POV interaction during nude or erotic photography is not necessarily disgusting or inappropriate.  It's also not necessarily against the rules of MM.  Don't just jump to conclusions about things without knowing the details.

Many models on here do adult work in addition to straighter model work.  Many photographers here shoot erotic content in addition to straighter mainstream work.  If we CAM all of us and get the banhammer, this community will get much smaller.

You apparently didn't understand that I was put off by your answer.  I quoted the offensive part for you and everything.

Nov 27 15 05:53 pm Link

Model

CamelliaFlower

Posts: 385

New York, New York, US

Someone very recently asked me to retouch a photo they liked of themselves. They requested a few minor cosmetic changes to their appearance, and also to "improve the resolution and remove the background to make it look like a studio pic".

They then proceeded to send me the grainiest, lowest-quality cell phone photo I have ever seen in this decade.

I had to carefully explain to her why what she wanted was not possible.

Nov 27 15 06:09 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

CamelliaFlower wrote:
Someone very recently asked me to retouch a photo they liked of themselves. They requested a few minor cosmetic changes to their appearance, and also to "improve the resolution and remove the background to make it look like a studio pic".

They then proceeded to send me the grainiest, lowest-quality cell phone photo I have ever seen in this decade.

I had to carefully explain to her why what she wanted was not possible.

unrealistic expectation! theyve been watching too much TV haha.

Nov 27 15 06:21 pm Link

Model

CamelliaFlower

Posts: 385

New York, New York, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
unrealistic expectation! theyve been watching too much TV haha.

Took a lot of restraint to respond "Honey...this isn't CSI: New York"!

Let's just blow up the picture real big and sharpen until all the missing pixels appear.

Nov 27 15 06:40 pm Link

Photographer

Good Egg Productions

Posts: 16713

Orlando, Florida, US

MoRina wrote:

You apparently didn't understand that I was put off by your answer.  I quoted the offensive part for you and everything.

Then I probably misspoke originally.  The amount a model charges shouldn't be the reason to assume that touching would be allowed or involved.  A model's rates are her business and for her to justify.   My point is that if you want to know the answer to a question, you have to ask the question. 

My problem is that everyone jumps immediately to "CAM that jerk" just for asking a question.

Nov 27 15 08:32 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

CamelliaFlower wrote:

Took a lot of restraint to respond "Honey...this isn't CSI: New York"!

Let's just blow up the picture real big and sharpen until all the missing pixels appear.

thats exactly what i was thinking!

Nov 27 15 08:35 pm Link

Photographer

Risen Phoenix Photo

Posts: 3779

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

After a review of the OPs profile.....I wonder what the OP means when she says she shoots ADULT NUDES.  How is that different than erotic nudes?  I almost only shoot nudes and have never run into that genre before.

Perhaps she can explain ...

Thanks

Nov 28 15 01:43 am Link

Model

Bts

Posts: 219

Tottenham, Ontario, Canada

Risen Phoenix Photo wrote:
After a review of the OPs profile.....I wonder what the OP means when she says she shoots ADULT NUDES.  How is that different than erotic nudes?  I almost only shoot nudes and have never run into that genre before.

Perhaps she can explain ...

Thanks

open leg. erotic nudes to me is closed leg

Nov 28 15 07:49 am Link

Photographer

Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

Branditoxicrose wrote:

open leg. erotic nudes to me is closed leg

that makes no sense but I don't even shoot nudes.

if you're getting the wrong kind of offers you should probably take the word "ADULT" out of your profile where it comes to describing your nude work.

Nov 28 15 08:12 am Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

that makes no sense but I don't even shoot nudes.

if you're getting the wrong kind of offers you should probably take the word "ADULT" out of your profile where it comes to describing your nude work.

+1

Nov 28 15 08:17 am Link

Artist/Painter

MainePaintah

Posts: 1892

Saco, Maine, US

I once had a woman who responded to my Craigslist ad for a "fine art nude model" ask me, "I can wear my bra and panties, right"?

Nov 28 15 08:39 am Link

Photographer

Art of the nude

Posts: 12067

Grand Rapids, Michigan, US

aquarelle wrote:
I always think it's funny (or reason to question my own communication skills) when a model I've hired for a nude project texts me the morning of asking "what should I wear?"

Scheduled a model for a shoot, which would include her first nudes.  She asked if she should bring any clothes.  It's weird to me, because my nude shoots almost always include at least some clothing part of the time.

Nov 28 15 08:58 am Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Art of the nude wrote:

Scheduled a model for a shoot, which would include her first nudes.  She asked if she should bring any clothes.  It's weird to me, because my nude shoots almost always include at least some clothing part of the time.

My avatar model was surprised that I asked her to bring the dress she is wearing.  She is primarily a nude model.

Nov 28 15 09:02 am Link

Photographer

Risen Phoenix Photo

Posts: 3779

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

Branditoxicrose wrote:

open leg. erotic nudes to me is closed leg

Ok thanks for the definition, though that is different than most photographers define it. Most would say erotic is open leg, while adult would be considered something that would be against site rules.

Perhaps you should include your definition in your profile.  I think it could solve a lot of confusion.

Nov 28 15 12:12 pm Link

Photographer

Sans Cloth

Posts: 166

Salt Lake City, Utah, US

Risen Phoenix Photo wrote:
Ok thanks for the definition, though that is different than most photographers define it. Most would say erotic is open leg, while adult would be considered something that would be against site rules..

+1

Nov 28 15 12:54 pm Link

Model

Kiara Zeel

Posts: 30

Nashua, New Hampshire, US

What an asshole! I'm appalled OP. I've been asked during a shoot "can I jerk off onto you?" and "'Can I just please have sex with you?" And other phrases like that... All of us have to be careful in this industry. I bring an escort, talk to the person ahead of time, or at least text someone where I am now.

Nov 30 15 03:14 pm Link

Photographer

Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

MainePaintah wrote:
I once had a woman who responded to my Craigslist ad for a "fine art nude model" ask me, "I can wear my bra and panties, right"?

Just Photoshop that stuff out, eh?

Twice I've had models respond to solicitations for lingerie shoots with, "I'm okay with doing lingerie as long as it's not too sexy." I didn't even bother to ask where the cutoff was. NEXT.

After one long bridal shoot for which I'd specified trade three times in negotiations, one of the models walked up to me at the end of the day and asked, "So. What's this job pay?" She started doing a not-so-slow boil when I reminded her she'd agreed to trade. It didn't help her mood any when I told her she should never do a shoot for which she doesn't know what the compensation is. She calmed down that evening when I bounced her a copy of one of her emails in which she explicitly agreed to the TF compensation. We ended up working together again.

Dec 01 15 01:07 pm Link

Photographer

Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

One 17yo girl asked with great trepidation if I was going to Photoshop her head onto a nude body. I asked why I'd go to all that trouble when a) she's not famous and b) I could just hire a beautiful nude.

Dec 01 15 01:11 pm Link

Model

CharlieMW

Posts: 93

Dallas, Texas, US

Twice I've had models respond to solicitations for lingerie shoots with, "I'm okay with doing lingerie as long as it's not too sexy." I didn't even bother to ask where the cutoff was. NEXT.

I think its a legitimate question, but was just stated poorly. There is a large variance in coverage in what constitutes lingerie. To that end, I am very specific on the types of lingerie that I will wear and wont wear. Because I dont shoot nudes, I dont wear nipple bras and crotchless panties, so I can see where the model was going with the comment. When asked to do those types of shoots, I really hate to come across like a lawyer, but Id rather get everything out in the open (figuratively) than have someone pissed off that I cant/wont meet their expectations. Does that seem unreasonable?

Dec 01 15 01:20 pm Link

Photographer

Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

CharlieMW wrote:
I dont wear nipple bras and crotchless panties, so I can see where the model was going with the comment.

IMO, showing nipples and vulva is nudity. Serious question: Does Victoria's Secret sell nipple bras and crotchless panties? In at least one of those solicitations, I specified Victoria's Secret style.

Dec 01 15 01:34 pm Link

Photographer

Toto Photo

Posts: 3757

Belmont, California, US

Branditoxicrose wrote:
So now you?

Rapper Asking Make-Me-Look-Dumb Questions

Dec 01 15 01:35 pm Link

Artist/Painter

aquarelle

Posts: 2056

Chicago, Illinois, US

Paolo Diavolo wrote:

this made me laugh!

do you reply with "birthday suit"?

Sometimes I say, "You can wear anything you want TO and FROM the studio."

Dec 01 15 01:56 pm Link

Model

CharlieMW

Posts: 93

Dallas, Texas, US

Orca Bay Images wrote:

IMO, showing nipples and vulva is nudity. Serious question: Does Victoria's Secret sell nipple bras and crotchless panties? In at least one of those solicitations, I specified Victoria's Secret style.

Victoria's Secret doesn't get any racier than a thong. But if you ask some of the photographers here, they will insist a shelf bra qualifies. That IMO goes a long way towards creating problems if not clarified beforehand.

Dec 01 15 02:02 pm Link