alan-smitheePhotographer Female Providence, Rhode Island, US
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About Mewhat about me?lol...defensive,sticky sweet and charming when I wish to be or an utter cunt that can put a redneck on steriods to shame,very proud to be a mommy,I understand if people dont want kids but sick of hearing all the bullshit babble of how our time line is horrible to bring kids into,if you want to change who rules the world shape your children in a better way so they can take it over,Domme,dancer,set designer and builder,costume designer,fx person,I'm almost totaly deaf but hear certain sound's more clear than most people and can read your lips on what your saying about me from across the room,its made for a funny party trick and has gotton many of a boyfriend busted, bake cookies for the pta during the day and dress in latex at night,soon to be a home school teacher to my son,because public school if full of crap and sucks,....have fourteen brothers so that means I learned to cuss,fight and fix cars,got a 63 caddy named lu lu baloo..when she gets her paint job she'll be called Ms.Deville,I like the feeling of tearing apart an engine in six inch heels,love to cook,but detest dishes,work on bikes,part of my life as a farmers daughter so I can hang sheet rock,lay stones,roof and milk a fucken cow,and have a great time doing it, like hard work and hate people who play helpless when all they have to do is get off there growing butt,like cheesy romantic stuff to a sickening amount even right secret novel's,but jaded and pissed off over love for more reasons than I will thankfully I'm sure, list,. love men, like to play with girls and make them squeek,have a very guy like primal side,will bring them home but turn into a green eyed monster if you point them out,becouse,of coarse, I am a female,.....insecure with a low self esteem,but very sure of the things I know and know how to do,and proud of all the fucked up choices I made becouse I know I've made the best I could at the time either by the facts that were at hand or what my deluded mind allowed, but dont get me wrong,just becouse I'm not cocky and prissy doesn't mean I'm not pride filled, and even though I'm not proud of it,doesn't mean I wont headbutt in a second after a few drink's ..hince I dont drink much...just like to watch my friends stumble around and get hurt when they do,while I do other things of my choice.then call them up in the morning and say "guess what I have a photo of" I've gone through kemo for years but hate the oh poor girl attitude,if anything I'm luckier than most ,I enjoy the sweet and violent side of life,if you cant fight with your friends who can you fight with? hate people that think all fights are the end of the world,or realize that there truly are times when a boxing match ends the problem,if done right, will scream and cuss like a sailor,but when you know me you'll understand my bark is worse than my bite,only be scared when I'm quite and have proper speach...screw up my spelling all the time becouse I know to many dialects.and dont realy give a damn......... I take in stray's..people,pets,......and so far all have burned me or died,yet I keep doing it,becouse I choose to delude myself it's worth while...did I mention stubborn,very very very stubborn,trust me you have no idea......
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