Objector Snark

Artist/Painter Male Covington, Louisiana, US My MM URL: http://www.modelmayhem.com/objectorsnark
Mayhem # 1296019

About Me

Please read all the information in my bio, it is relevant and useful. If you can make it all the way through and still want to collaborate, we've gotten a lot of the preamble discussion out of the way and can start talking about our mutual interests and shoot concepts ASAP. The fact you'll read that much li'l ol' me will already have started winning me over bigtime.

* To see my complete portfolio of visual work, music and video, add me and browse my work on these socials. (Not on Facebook anymore, since they won't allow my name. Page is still up, but not maintained.) To check out my complete port, go to my Flickr page, which is the blue hotlink at the top of the bio.

http://objectorsnark.bandcamp.com http://www.reverbnation.com/objectorsnark —My music & composition pages. I notice a number of models on MM are also musicians, songwriters or singers. Have a listen to this and my RN page for Alien Pep Squad and see if you're simpatico with that sort of thing; I'm very open to try music collaboration, or if you're simply looking for a designer for your album art and promo material. I *love* doing album art and designing SWAG!
http://www.youtube.com/user/ObjectorSnark —Philomusia Studios; experiments in New Media. Basically, video scored to music. Yes, that's what I meant.
http://www.twitter.com/objectorsnark —For when I try to be clever in 140 characters or less; also links to what I'm doing/geeking/reading over on the other socials. It's quite a useful force-multiplier.
http://www.tumblr.com/objectorsnark —Yup, got a tumblr too. Always nice to follow back models with more port to show than a basic MM account will permit. I should heed that advice myself, but I mainly reblog interesting articles and artwork right now to provide an idea pool for future projects. Aaaaaand...
http://www.instagram.com/objectorsnark —One of these too. Well two actually, but I *really* need to snap to and put more work up on this one. I usually follow back.

There's other sites out there too, but jeez—if you're THAT much of a completist, you know Google is your friend, right? ;-)

Like many other creatives in the NOLA area, I've done a lot of film work—over 40 TV & film productions in the last five years. So far, my best facetime has been as the featured fiddle player in the wedding and barn dance scenes of "Bonnie & Clyde" (2013). I've met a few MMers on set, and it's certainly a good place to introduce yourself and take advantage of the *looong* day to fit in bits of f2f conversation about any ideas you think we might work on. Promise I won't stalk you and try to talk your ears off all day like some recurring characters we may have encountered—I'm usually too tired and focused on hitting marks and *not* getting hit by hot points for that kind of nonsense. BUT, if we happen to strike up a good chat during the day, I'm not going to slip the earbuds in and tune you out in holding for no reason either, because I've found having a good running conversation with a cluster of other BG is hands-down THE best way of keeping the energy up all day. However if you're crew, then it'll likely be some other time off set. Professionalism!

* In the broadest definition, I'm a multimedia artist; any material out of which a work of art might be wrought, I'll find a way. I'm a painter and sculptor and New Media producer. I'd like to work with models of all ages, body-types and ethnicities, though I'm primarily interested in 'art models.' Natural physique (no silicone, collagen, or botox), highly preferred but not a dealbreaker. Petite, plus-size, mature, alt-, beginning amateur exploring a new path of empowerment—all are appreciated, but broadminded, witty, and intellectually curious are what's *vital*. I'm very amenable to collaborative work with a model developing her ideas for hire or portfolio building; reasonable rates and trades are no problem at all.

Some photos I find paintings in, either the moment the shutter releases or somewhere further down the line during editing. If I paint you with pigment instead of pixels, at the very least you'll get a web-ready digital image of the painting suitable for your port.
I kick back 15% of my back-end profit to the model(s) for brokering the sale of any painting she poses for; 25% discount off my standard painter rate if the model herself is the purchaser.

I want my art to be owned by other people, not collecting dust on my shelving racks, and I certainly consider it high compliment if the owner is the one who sat for that meaningful moment in my lens or panel or sculpture. So yes, I appreciate commissions and can be really sweet on discounts (or TRADE for music or art supplies!) if you're looking to commission large-scale work for yourself and have something like a concert-level flute or mixing board you're ready to pass along, I'm gonna be all OVER that! If you've got stuff, I *love* stuff! If you just have money, well, I'm probably just gonna go out and buy some stuff with it.


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