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Kelley Gayle
Posts: 12,802
Boulder, Colorado, US


Its about the same size as a clitoris!  tongue
Jul 29 07 12:42 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Tog
Posts: 55,204
Birmingham, Alabama, US


Kelley Gayle wrote:
Its about the same size as a clitoris!  tongue

Then I can honestly say mine's bigger..

YAY...

I don't get to say that often.

Jul 29 07 12:43 am  Link  Quote 
Model
CagedGypsy
Posts: 23,953
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US


Kelley Gayle wrote:
Its about the same size as a clitoris!  tongue

damn, so is mine sad  I wonder if I'll get laughed at.

Jul 29 07 12:43 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Tog
Posts: 55,204
Birmingham, Alabama, US


OpalRae wrote:

damn, so is mine sad  I wonder if I'll get laughed at.

I do.

Jul 29 07 12:43 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
picturephoto
Posts: 8,687
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


What is everyone smoking tonight, and where can I get some?
Jul 29 07 12:43 am  Link  Quote 
Model
Kelley Gayle
Posts: 12,802
Boulder, Colorado, US


W.G. Rowland wrote:

I do.

That's so not cool.

Jul 29 07 12:45 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
UnoMundo
Posts: 47,528
Olympia, Washington, US


Kelley Gayle wrote:
Its about the same size as a clitoris!  tongue

Yea  but yours is more fun to play with.

Jul 29 07 01:46 am  Link  Quote 
Model
Kelley Gayle
Posts: 12,802
Boulder, Colorado, US


UnoMundo wrote:

Yea  but yours is more fun to play with.

I'm inclined to believe you.  big_smile

Jul 29 07 01:48 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
JT photography
Posts: 7
Portland, Oregon, US


I am small too =]
Jan 31 13 10:10 am  Link  Quote 
Model
Nemi
Posts: 27,411
Jamaica, New York, US


JT photography wrote:
I am small too =]

BEST. ZOMBIE. THREAD. EVER.


Someone get this man an award for making my day.

Jan 31 13 10:13 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
NothingIsRealButTheGirl
Posts: 32,828
Los Angeles, California, US


Kelley Gayle wrote:
Its about the same size as a clitoris!  tongue

Good luck! You have my vote!

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/ar … fbb0df.691

Jan 31 13 10:38 am  Link  Quote 
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DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,568
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


What I find interesting is...the person resurrecting this thread probably searched for "small penis" in the search engine...  neutral roll
Jan 31 13 10:47 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Michael Broughton
Posts: 2,220
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


DivaEroticus wrote:
What I find interesting is...the person resurrecting this thread probably searched for "small penis" in the search engine...  neutral roll

who hasn't!? tongue

Jan 31 13 11:04 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
udor
Posts: 22,076
New York, New York, US


Kelley Gayle wrote:
"Shameless self-plug for my small penis"

Can't be that small if you are able to shamelessly plug yourself with it!!!  tongue

Jan 31 13 11:07 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Piscis Noctis
Posts: 11,007
Santa Rosa, California, US


udor wrote:

Can't be that small if you are able to shamelessly plug yourself with it!!!  tongue

lol

Jan 31 13 06:14 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,243
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


What a damn fine 7th post.
Jan 31 13 06:30 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,243
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


What a damn fine FINAL post...since theyre no longer here hmm
Jan 31 13 06:30 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jim Ball
Posts: 17,135
Frontenac, Kansas, US


Laura UnBound wrote:
What a damn fine 7th post.

Already gone.  I wonder which brigged individual's fake profile that was?

Jan 31 13 06:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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Photographer
Robb Mann
Posts: 10,261
Baltimore, Maryland, US


What a chode.
Feb 01 13 09:09 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Svend
Posts: 25,127
Boulder, Colorado, US


What the shit??   LOL!  Someone's getting a nice surprise when she gets home lol
Feb 01 13 04:18 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,568
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Svend wrote:
What the shit??   LOL!  Someone's getting a nice surprise when she gets home lol

Something larger than her clit?  lol

Feb 01 13 04:28 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jason Haven
Posts: 38,290
Washington, District of Columbia, US


What the shit...

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
Feb 01 13 04:45 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Svend
Posts: 25,127
Boulder, Colorado, US


DivaEroticus wrote:

Something larger than her clit?  lol

wink

Feb 01 13 06:29 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Kelley Gayle
Posts: 12,802
Boulder, Colorado, US


Yeah...

OLD school.  Wow.  lol
Feb 01 13 06:30 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Marc Damon
Posts: 6,562
Biloxi, Mississippi, US


DivaEroticus wrote:

Something larger than her clit?  lol

I would hope that's what he has in mind! lol

Feb 01 13 06:38 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Marc Damon
Posts: 6,562
Biloxi, Mississippi, US


Svend wrote:
What the shit??   LOL!  Someone's getting a nice surprise when she gets home lol

You do know we expect a full well written article with lots of pics to go with our morning bacon? You can take the pics. But we'd prefer her to write it so we get the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. You can try to lie and tell her that the distance between your thumb and forefinger is 12", but you're married so I think she doesn't buy that one any more. tongue

Feb 01 13 06:42 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Svend
Posts: 25,127
Boulder, Colorado, US


Marc Damon wrote:

You do know we expect a full well written article with lots of pics to go with our morning bacon? You can take the pics. But we'd prefer her to write it so we get the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. You can try to lie and tell her that the distance between your thumb and forefinger is 12", but you're married so I think she doesn't buy that one any more. tongue

She knows what she's got and she hasn't run away yet. tongue

Feb 01 13 06:44 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,568
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Svend wrote:

She knows what she's got and she hasn't run away yet. tongue

Prove it.  neutral

Feb 01 13 06:52 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Svend
Posts: 25,127
Boulder, Colorado, US


DivaEroticus wrote:

Prove it.  neutral

I'm not allowed to post porn here...

Feb 01 13 07:02 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Kelley Gayle
Posts: 12,802
Boulder, Colorado, US


Svend wrote:

She knows what she's got and she hasn't run away yet. tongue

wink

Feb 01 13 08:21 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
SensualThemes
Posts: 3,042
Swoyersville, Pennsylvania, US


CagedGypsy wrote:

damn, so is mine sad  I wonder if I'll get laughed at.

Not if u put them together on film

Feb 03 13 05:00 am  Link  Quote 
Model
DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,568
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Svend wrote:

I'm not allowed to post porn here...

Fine.  I'll just drive over again and VOILA! neutral tongue

Feb 03 13 06:59 am  Link  Quote 
Artist/Painter
Two Pears Studio
Posts: 3,335
Wilmington, Delaware, US


It is not the length... it's the girth.
Feb 04 13 05:34 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Eclectic Vision
Posts: 8,189
Toledo, Ohio, US


http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/672/dae/e4d/resized/so-small-meme-generator-so-small-so-small-705a67.jpg?1360054988.jpg
Feb 05 13 01:03 am  Link  Quote 
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