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Model
Edugie
Posts: 714
Los Angeles, California, US
you look like you smell like sh**. you funky d**kless wonder
LOL!!!!
she know much sh**
Photographer
SLE Photography
Posts: 68937
Orlando, Florida, US
Face-Off wrote:
I've worked with Princess Emily before. Very interesting person... REALLY??? Wow... PM me about that, I'd LOVE to hear all about it LOL
Makeup Artist
Face-Off
Posts: 4153
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
This is killing me! I want to know who it is! 
Photographer
DVS
Posts: 10000
Detroit, Michigan, US
Like an open Rose wrote:
lol this sounds like a female.
Did you say something bad about the way she looked? No...in all seriousness, even if they "did" have the face of the devil's butt, I would never say that to them or anywhere else. It's unprofessional and disrespectful. Actually, if they were that ugly, I'd probably want to shoot them anyway...if they did noodz.
Makeup Artist
Face-Off
Posts: 4153
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
SLE Photography wrote:
REALLY??? Wow... PM me about that, I'd LOVE to hear all about it LOL Hokay! 
Photographer
Patrick Walberg
Posts: 45196
San Juan Bautista, California, US
DVS wrote:
I received this in email on MySpace (censored for naughty words...didn't know if all were allowed):
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you are one ugly ass pale ass motherf***er. you douche bag. you harrassed me on modelmayhem. you are a no body that will always be no body. you are the ugliest fool that i've ever seen in my life. i c y you dont have your images up. from the look of your face, you look like your going to hell.
i bet you take it up your a**. you look like it. i'll tell my gay friend you wanna d*** him down you grimm reaper looking bastard. thanks for harassing me on modelmayhem.
you better be lucky i respect their site and didnt say sh** to you on there. like i told that other bitch who harass me, i bet you wouldnt talk sh** to my face.. unless you wanted a good ole fashioned ass whippin
stop f***ing contacting me on modelmayhem.
oh, and as far as you keeping this message trying to use it against me, f** you and whomever you send it to you idiot
your face is an abomination.
you look like you smell like sh**. you funky d**kless wonder
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I have noooooooo idea who this is as I haven't contacted anyone on here recently. I think they sent it to me by mistake. I'm not pale. ROFLMAO!!!!
That is so excellent! You know you are great when you get hate mail like that!
I must need to try harder, I have not gotten anything that funny ... yet!
Makeup Artist
Face-Off
Posts: 4153
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
SLE Photography wrote:
REALLY??? Wow... PM me about that, I'd LOVE to hear all about it LOL By the way, I think you mean LADY Emily. I heard about her little hissy fit on here, but I didn't actually see it. 
Photographer
DVS
Posts: 10000
Detroit, Michigan, US
Patrick Walberg wrote:
ROFLMAO!!!!
That is so excellent! You know you are great when you get hate mail like that!
I must need to try harder, I have not gotten anything that funny ... yet! What's your email?
Model
Novi Nihilla
Posts: 80
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
That grim reaper thing has been a fantasy of mine for some time... tee hee.
Perhaps this was actually a work request from someone who likes interesting and characteristic subjects for photography? Not enough of them around...
Wardrobe Stylist
Like an open Rose
Posts: 9754
Los Angeles, California, US
DVS wrote:
No...in all seriousness, even if they "did" have the face of the devil's butt, I would never say that to them or anywhere else. It's unprofessional and disrespectful. Actually, if they were that ugly, I'd probably want to shoot them anyway...if they did noodz. Yea maybe she was confused
Photographer
SLE Photography
Posts: 68937
Orlando, Florida, US
Face-Off wrote:
By the way, I think you mean LADY Emily. I heard about her little hissy fit on here, but I didn't actually see it. When she joined MM it was "Princess." She changed it after relentless ( and well earned) heckling.
Photographer
DVS
Posts: 10000
Detroit, Michigan, US
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?
1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder
Wardrobe Stylist
Like an open Rose
Posts: 9754
Los Angeles, California, US
DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?
1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL number 4
Photographer
Patrick Walberg
Posts: 45196
San Juan Bautista, California, US
DVS wrote:
What's your email? LOL Are you going to pass it on to ... your admirer, umm I mean "hater?"
Oh it's alright, I'm sure the "haters" can find me easy enough.
I had someone stalk me on the net and by phone who claimed they wanted to rape and kill me and my family. That was not funny though.
Makeup Artist
Face-Off
Posts: 4153
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
SLE Photography wrote:
When she joined MM it was "Princess." She changed it after relentless ( and well earned) heckling. That's right. You're right. It was Princess before but she changed it to Lady afterwards. I never kept track of all her...um...titles.
Model
Jellokittie
Posts: 10029
Tampa, Florida, US
DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?
1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder Oh...number five is the best... not just a dickless wonder, but a funky dickless wonder!
Photographer
Patrick Walberg
Posts: 45196
San Juan Bautista, California, US
DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?
1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder Dude, I met the grimm reaper ... and you look nothing like him!
Wardrobe Stylist
Like an open Rose
Posts: 9754
Los Angeles, California, US
you are the ugliest fool that i've ever seen in my life
Model
Novi Nihilla
Posts: 80
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Like an open Rose wrote:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL number 4 I also vote #4... suits the darker themes in your work best Doesn't that mean your face is put together from various parts of other faces, though?
I'm only surprised "cupcake weenie-ass" isn't listed here... a classic insult that seems like it would fit this sort of list...
Makeup Artist
Just Bored Silly
Posts: 279
Newport News, Virginia, US
Why did you piss them off?
Makeup Artist
Face-Off
Posts: 4153
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?
1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder 1) DVS Photography: The Pale Ass MF Douche Bag!
2) DVS Photography: With a Face Like This, I'm Going To Hell!
3) DVS Photography: The Grim Reaper of Photographers
4) DVS Photography: My Face Is An Abomination of Nature Which Is Why I'm Behind the Lens
5) DVS Photography: No Escorts Allowed; I'm a Funky Dickless Wonder
Model
Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Take hate mail as fan mail because it truly is. You are THAT important in this persons life for them to go to the trouble of typing out that long ridiculous jibberish and they are so unimportant that you don/'t even know who it is. Jealousy is the most sincere form of flattery.
Model
mm display name
Posts: 4076
DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?
1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder 1 or 5.
Wardrobe Stylist
Like an open Rose
Posts: 9754
Los Angeles, California, US
wait was this that one lady who had a meltdown in a thread last week ? 
Makeup Artist
Face-Off
Posts: 4153
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Like an open Rose wrote:
wait was this that one lady who had a meltdown in a thread last week ? Huh? I missed a good thread?!
Wardrobe Stylist
Like an open Rose
Posts: 9754
Los Angeles, California, US
Face-Off wrote:
Huh? I missed a good thread?! Uh yea I hope its not her but seems a little like it.
Photographer
digital Artform
Posts: 49326
Los Angeles, California, US
I'm impressed by the correct use of the word 'whomever.'
Makeup Artist
Face-Off
Posts: 4153
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Like an open Rose wrote:
Uh yea I hope its not her but seems a little like it. Is the thread still readable? Link?
Photographer
DVS
Posts: 10000
Detroit, Michigan, US
Kelli wrote:
Take hate mail as fan mail because it truly is. You are THAT important in this persons life for them to go to the trouble of typing out that long ridiculous jibberish and they are so unimportant that you don/'t even know who it is. Jealousy is the most sincere form of flattery. So true...but I want to push buttons!
Wardrobe Stylist
Like an open Rose
Posts: 9754
Los Angeles, California, US
Face-Off wrote:
Is the thread still readable? Link? I heard it was in the brig log.
Photographer
DVS
Posts: 10000
Detroit, Michigan, US
Face-Off wrote:
2) DVS: With a Face Like This, I'm Going To Hell! I kinda like this...has a nice ring to it. 
Wardrobe Stylist
Like an open Rose
Posts: 9754
Los Angeles, California, US
I cant help laughing everytime i read it lol
Model
Kelli
Posts: 24529
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
DVS wrote:
So true...but I want to push buttons! Do it, this person is obviously easily flared up! lol
Makeup Artist
Face-Off
Posts: 4153
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Like an open Rose wrote:
I heard it was in the brig log. What's the title?
Photographer
NatB Photo
Posts: 829
Grand Rapids, Michigan, US
DVS wrote:
I need to put one of those phrases on a business card...what's your vote?
1) pale ass motherf***ing douche bag
2) a face like I'm going to hell
3) grimm reaper looking bastard
4) my face is an abomination
5) funky d**kless wonder I vote number 2!!! lol
Wardrobe Stylist
Like an open Rose
Posts: 9754
Los Angeles, California, US
Face-Off wrote:
What's the title? Touch my body or something
Photographer
SLE Photography
Posts: 68937
Orlando, Florida, US
Face-Off wrote:
That's right. You're right. It was Princess before but she changed it to Lady afterwards. I never kept track of all her...um...titles. Some days, an eidetic memory's a curse.
Model
Tia
Posts: 7932
Honolulu, Hawaii, US
DVS wrote:
I think they sent it to me by mistake. I'm not pale. Haha, no, you are not pale, just gorgeous. Are you really a d*ckless wonder? If so, that makes you even more my type  .
Photographer
DVS
Posts: 10000
Detroit, Michigan, US
digital Artform wrote:
I'm impressed by the correct use of the word 'whomever.' So true...of all the other grammatical explosions on there, that was done quite nicely.
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