Frank Lewis Photography wrote:
Herbie, PM.

Fosters all around.

Pints, or Liters  .  .  . 

SOS

Solstice Rain wrote:
So today I swallowed a camera. They hooked me up to all sorts of wires and I have a huge harness on with a very large transmitter in front collecting the data. I look like the unibomber. So here's what I've come up with.

Fun things to do with your video endoscopy belt

1)    Walk into Starbucks and scream “I SAID DECAF”
2)    Walk up to children and hold belt up to them. Say “scanning, human” “scanning, human” until you find one you think is particularly gullible. Then say “scanning, you’re one of us” and watch them cry.
3)    Sit in the observation area to watch the airplanes take off with a towel wrapped around your head and see how long it takes for the police to arrive. Fastest time wins.
4)    Walk into random elevators with a  clicky pen.
5)    When you know people are looking at you funny, yell “BOOM”. When they jump, laugh and say “just kidding”.
6)    Touch your ear like you’re tuning it then say “how about that, the DOW is up”
7)    Mutter under your breath, 30 seconds and counting. See how many people run. Highest count wins.
8)    Walk into an insurance agency and ask what the highest life insurance policy you can take out is.
9)    Rent a car and ask if your next of kin is responsible if something “accidentally” happens to the car.

You funny gurl.

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:

You funny gurl.

I already had the kitchen staff sing Mr. Roboto to me. I have to laugh at this point.

Solstice Rain wrote:
So today I swallowed a camera. They hooked me up to all sorts of wires and I have a huge harness on with a very large transmitter in front collecting the data. I look like the unibomber. So here's what I've come up with.

Fun things to do with your video endoscopy belt

1)    Walk into Starbucks and scream “I SAID DECAF”
2)    Walk up to children and hold belt up to them. Say “scanning, human” “scanning, human” until you find one you think is particularly gullible. Then say “scanning, you’re one of us” and watch them cry.
3)    Sit in the observation area to watch the airplanes take off with a towel wrapped around your head and see how long it takes for the police to arrive. Fastest time wins.
4)    Walk into random elevators with a  clicky pen.
5)    When you know people are looking at you funny, yell “BOOM”. When they jump, laugh and say “just kidding”.
6)    Touch your ear like you’re tuning it then say “how about that, the DOW is up”
7)    Mutter under your breath, 30 seconds and counting. See how many people run. Highest count wins.
8)    Walk into an insurance agency and ask what the highest life insurance policy you can take out is.
9)    Rent a car and ask if your next of kin is responsible if something “accidentally” happens to the car.

Omg this is funny..I love the decaff one lol

Solstice Rain wrote:

I already had the kitchen staff sing Mr. Roboto to me. I have to laugh at this point.

I hate that song.

Appropriate however.

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:

I hate that song.

Appropriate however.

Today I have been compared to:
Mr. Roboto
The Borg Queen
Kit from Night Rider
Number 5
Robocop
and a Kirby vaccum (no sucking jokes please)

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:
Herbie, PM.

Fosters all around.

Got it!  Response shortly - gottal finish my sloppy seconds with a Yukon Jack chaser!

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:
Herbie, PM.

Fosters all around.

u got mail!

Luis Cruz - AeonPixel wrote:
Wow!  Gone for two days and we're in a new thread.

Hello all.

How's everyone doing?

Hello Luis - thank you or should I say "Domo arigatto"!

Carrie_K wrote:

Today I have been compared to:
Mr. Roboto
The Borg Queen
Kit from Night Rider
Number 5
Robocop
and a Kirby vaccum (no sucking jokes please)

Demand that you be called: NUmber Six!!

Solstice Rain wrote:
So today I swallowed a camera. They hooked me up to all sorts of wires and I have a huge harness on with a very large transmitter in front collecting the data. I look like the unibomber. So here's what I've come up with.

Fun things to do with your video endoscopy belt

1)    Walk into Starbucks and scream “I SAID DECAF”
2)    Walk up to children and hold belt up to them. Say “scanning, human” “scanning, human” until you find one you think is particularly gullible. Then say “scanning, you’re one of us” and watch them cry.
3)    Sit in the observation area to watch the airplanes take off with a towel wrapped around your head and see how long it takes for the police to arrive. Fastest time wins.
4)    Walk into random elevators with a  clicky pen.
5)    When you know people are looking at you funny, yell “BOOM”. When they jump, laugh and say “just kidding”.
6)    Touch your ear like you’re tuning it then say “how about that, the DOW is up”
7)    Mutter under your breath, 30 seconds and counting. See how many people run. Highest count wins.
8)    Walk into an insurance agency and ask what the highest life insurance policy you can take out is.
9)    Rent a car and ask if your next of kin is responsible if something “accidentally” happens to the car.

Should have put a coin slot on the front of you, and convinced people you were an electronic game  .  .  .  think of the cash we  .  .  .  I mean you coulda made  .  .  . 

SOS

herblish wrote:

Hello Luis - thank you or should I say "Domo arigatto"!

Herbie,

How did it turn out?

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:
The newest named storm in the Atlantic will be: Erica!!

Hooo boy, we be in for it now.

That doesn't scare me as much as one named Carrie

Luis Cruz - AeonPixel wrote:

Herbie,

How did it turn out?

Very well Luis - I think she is going to be very happy!

herblish wrote:

Got it!  Response shortly - gottal finish my sloppy seconds with a Yukon Jack chaser!

Wow!! Beer with a shitty whiskey chaser!!

You ARE a man!

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:

Wow!! Beer with a shitty whiskey chaser!!

You ARE a man!

Shooting Alcohol is the best - you get good samples to try and get inspired.  Yukon Jack is not such, but it does the trick!

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:
The newest named storm in the Atlantic will be: Erica!!

Hooo boy, we be in for it now.

So Erica is gonna give us a big blow???  Hmmmmmm....

Keith aka Wolfie wrote:
Ummm, was it something I said??? 


Gonna see you tomorrow Dad??

Yes.

Walker1812 Photography wrote:
seems i'm inspiration for some...



take inspiration sure, we all do it, but same location and style of dress?

Am I supposed to have 3-D glasses for this?

Is this the guy that started the Jesse appreciation thread?

I guess it is a compliment!  Being original is a bitch!

George Lue wrote:
moaning

Oh yeah!  Moaning!!

herblish wrote:

Very well Luis - I think she is going to be very happy!

Cool!  Glad to hear it went well.

Walker1812 Photography wrote:
seems i'm inspiration for some...



take inspiration sure, we all do it, but same location and style of dress?

I can see where he might think he was being different, but in the end it's still the same.  As you say a diffent location or outfit would have worked.  Well you know how the saying goes "Imitation is the highest form of flattery"

I've worked with that model (Juliers) she's a lot of fun.

Keith aka Wolfie wrote:
Early morning SSMNG with Frank.. Good times..


Jesse, you should sue..   And yours looked much better...

Were ya both nekid  .  .  .    More litigation, jest shoot the guy, and git it over with  .  .  . 

SOS

Carrie_K wrote:
The Borg Queen

I haven't said this to you for a while...

That gives me an idea for a nekkid shoot with you

sosdezign wrote:

Were ya both nekid  .  .  .    More litigation, jest shoot the guy, and git it over with  .  .  . 

SOS

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank gawd  .  .  .  I wuz gonna havta turn the dawgs out on yuz guyz  .  .  . 

SOS

sosdezign wrote:

Thank gawd  .  .  .  I wuz gonna havta turn the dawgs out on yuz guyz  .  .  . 

SOS

You mean Jake?

I'm really not scared.

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:

You mean Jake?

I'm really not scared.

Nope, Daisy, she's the "enforcer"  .  .  . 

SOS

sosdezign wrote:

Thank gawd  .  .  .  I wuz gonna havta turn the dawgs out on yuz guyz  .  .  . 

SOS

By dogs, you mean Jake and Daisy??