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Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46,795
Howell, Michigan, US


My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night.

I didnt even get ONE!

I'm so mad!!!
Oct 04 09 02:00 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
UnoMundo
Posts: 47,527
Olympia, Washington, US


shush!   My daughters steal my sweaters...soon as it gets cold...puft ..they vanish for the winter.
Oct 04 09 02:03 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
scrymettet
Posts: 31,334
Quebec, Quebec, Canada


I am baking carrot cakes.
Come over
Oct 04 09 02:05 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Kam Arose
Posts: 6,014
Berkeley, California, US


Nom nom. Makes me hungry for oreos!

I can totally down a whole package of Newman-Os in one sitting. It's not pretty, but, once or twice a year, it happens.
Oct 04 09 02:05 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46,795
Howell, Michigan, US


scrymettet wrote:
I am baking carrot cakes.
Come over

no raisins or nuts, please.

big_smile

Oct 04 09 02:08 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46,795
Howell, Michigan, US


Kamarose wrote:
Nom nom. Makes me hungry for oreos!

I can totally down a whole package of Newman-Os in one sitting. It's not pretty, but, once or twice a year, it happens.

I know, I went to get some milk and eat a couple.

NOPE.

NONE.

I was SO mad.

Oct 04 09 02:08 pm  Link  Quote 
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scrymettet
Posts: 31,334
Quebec, Quebec, Canada


-Jen- wrote:

no raisins or nuts, please.

big_smile

never.

be here in two hours.

Oct 04 09 02:10 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46,795
Howell, Michigan, US


UnoMundo wrote:
shush!   My daughters steal my sweaters...soon as it gets cold...puft ..they vanish for the winter.

lol, steal them back when the girls are sleeping!

Oct 04 09 02:10 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Elizabeth Claret
Posts: 56,032
Yelm, Washington, US


Oreo's don't come in bags. They come in trays.
Oct 04 09 02:13 pm  Link  Quote 
Makeup Artist
Asha - Makeup Artist
Posts: 8,451
Anderson, Alabama, US


Elizabeth Claret wrote:
Oreo's don't come in bags. They come in trays.

The trays go inside the bags.  tongue

Oct 04 09 02:16 pm  Link  Quote 
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ghp
The Hammer
Posts: 23,591
ARIVACA, Arizona, US


My husband has done the same thing to me!

And...he did it once with Dr. Pepper...he decided to live very dangerously that day. Learned his lesson! lol
Oct 04 09 02:32 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46,795
Howell, Michigan, US


g.hansel photography wrote:
My husband has done the same thing to me!

And...he did it once with Dr. Pepper...he decided to live very dangerously that day. Learned his lesson! lol

lol

Oct 04 09 02:35 pm  Link  Quote 
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Carl Roberts
Posts: 32,888
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


This is one of the reasons I got divorced
We were driving through Italy
I stop to get a drink, I say...Cindy do you want me to get you anything to drink?
She says, no, I'll just have a sip of yours
I say...are you SURE you don't want your own beer?
No no she says, I'm not thirsty

Ok fine

I get the beer, get back in the car and start driving
And that bitch drinks my whole beer

I'm like DAMN IT Woman!
That was my favorite Beer!

We got divorced shortly after that trip.
Oct 04 09 02:43 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
UnoMundo
Posts: 47,527
Olympia, Washington, US


Carl Roberts wrote:
This is one of the reasons I got divorced
We were driving through Italy
I stop to get a drink, I say...Cindy do you want me to get you anything to drink?
She says, no, I'll just have a sip of yours
I say...are you SURE you don't want your own beer?
No no she says, I'm not thirsty

Ok fine

I get the beer, get back in the car and start driving
And that bitch drinks my whole beer

I'm like DAMN IT Woman!
That was my favorite Beer!

We got divorced shortly after that trip.

ha...ever try ordering takeout? just dont be upstairs when it arrives.

Oct 04 09 02:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46,795
Howell, Michigan, US


Carl Roberts wrote:
This is one of the reasons I got divorced
We were driving through Italy
I stop to get a drink, I say...Cindy do you want me to get you anything to drink?
She says, no, I'll just have a sip of yours
I say...are you SURE you don't want your own beer?
No no she says, I'm not thirsty

Ok fine

I get the beer, get back in the car and start driving
And that bitch drinks my whole beer

I'm like DAMN IT Woman!
That was my favorite Beer!

We got divorced shortly after that trip.

If you were smart you would've bought 2 knowing what she was going to do.

Thats what I do.

I think ahead like that.
lol

Oct 04 09 02:59 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
scrymettet
Posts: 31,334
Quebec, Quebec, Canada


deserts with 2 forks ?
it's still cheating.
Oct 04 09 03:03 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Lawrence Guy
Posts: 17,584
LAKE PEEKSKILL, New York, US


-Jen- wrote:
My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night.

Pikers.

BTW, the standard serving size for Oreos is a "stick."  A normal bag of Oreos contains three sticks.  They also have the single-serving boxes that contain just one stick.  I get one of those when I'm also getting a pint of Ben and Jerry's (1 pint = 1 serving).

Oct 04 09 06:40 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Andy Durazo
Posts: 24,415
Los Angeles, California, US


scrymettet wrote:
I am baking carrot cakes.
Come over

nom nom nom

smile

queues up for some carrot cake!

Oct 04 09 08:25 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
BAWSOGRAPHER
Posts: 590
The Woodlands, Texas, US


UnoMundo wrote:
shush!   My daughters steal my sweaters...soon as it gets cold...puft ..they vanish for the winter.

It's because they care.  big_smile

Oct 04 09 08:27 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Andy Durazo
Posts: 24,415
Los Angeles, California, US


g.hansel photography wrote:
My husband has done the same thing to me!

And...he did it once with Dr. Pepper...he decided to live very dangerously that day. Learned his lesson! lol

uh-oh Hubby got the hammer put down on him!

Oct 04 09 08:28 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
BAWSOGRAPHER
Posts: 590
The Woodlands, Texas, US


Andy Durazo wrote:

nom nom nom

smile

queues up for some carrot cake!

Carrot cake is fucking eww.  But the icing they use for it is goddamn NOM.  Therefore I'm not entirely disappointed when someone makes one.  But they are after I get to it.  big_smile

Oct 04 09 08:28 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Eye of Sicari
Posts: 36,832
Toledo, Ohio, US


scrymettet wrote:
deserts with 2 forks ?
it's still cheating.

but I have 2 hands  big_smile

Oct 04 09 08:29 pm  Link  Quote 
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23,235
Atlanta, Georgia, US


Every time I see this thread title, I think "Whorebag of Whoreos" and chuckle smugly to myself...
Oct 04 09 08:32 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Susie B
Posts: 4,260
Santa Fe, New Mexico, US


-Jen- wrote:
My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night.

I didnt even get ONE!

I'm so mad!!!

you sound like my mom now wink LOL big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile

Oct 04 09 08:39 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
ghp
The Hammer
Posts: 23,591
ARIVACA, Arizona, US


In honor of this thread, I picked up a package of Oreos and ate 6 of them after dinner.

Happy Tummy and fatter thighs for the win!
Oct 04 09 08:42 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46,795
Howell, Michigan, US


g.hansel photography wrote:
In honor of this thread, I picked up a package of Oreos and ate 6 of them after dinner.

Happy Tummy and fatter thighs for the win!

I hear that if you bite into them before you put them in your mouth that all the fat falls out!

*nods*

Oct 04 09 09:48 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Jessyka Ann
Posts: 10,660
Hyannis, Massachusetts, US


-Jen- wrote:
My kids ate a whole bag tray of Oreos since 7pm last night.

I didnt even get ONE!

I'm so mad!!!

I would be angry too sad

Oct 04 09 10:15 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Nolette
Posts: 5,201
Horseheads, New York, US


well...last night I ate an entire pint (is that the normal size?) of Ben & Jerry's.

Mint chocolate chunk. Felt so good going down.
And I out-ate the big guy sitting across from me on the bus. He freaked.
Oct 05 09 08:57 am  Link  Quote 
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