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 Nov 07 12 04:58 am Link I mean no disrespect to our commander and chief, but this made me lol (from the huffington post)  Nov 07 12 05:16 pm Link  Nov 07 12 06:20 pm Link  Nov 11 12 07:58 pm Link  Nov 11 12 08:06 pm Link  Nov 11 12 08:09 pm Link  Nov 12 12 04:17 am Link I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling their tits. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. "Come on, what day was I born"? I said, " yesterday." ---------------------------- I went to the pub last night and saw a fat girl dancing on a table. I said to her, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now. " Nov 13 12 03:54 am Link  Nov 13 12 08:07 am Link  Nov 13 12 01:43 pm Link  Nov 13 12 04:55 pm Link Nov 14 12 04:22 am Link  Nov 14 12 04:27 am Link  Nov 14 12 09:19 am Link  Nov 14 12 11:14 am Link  This just tickled me  I love bats  Nov 14 12 11:30 am Link  Nov 14 12 11:35 am Link Nov 14 12 12:26 pm Link  Nov 15 12 05:12 am Link Nov 15 12 09:47 am Link Jules NYC wrote: Awesome! ...and in VA! Nov 15 12 09:49 am Link  Nov 15 12 09:50 am Link  Nov 15 12 09:52 am Link  Nov 15 12 09:53 am Link  Nov 15 12 09:54 am Link  Nov 15 12 10:56 am Link  Nov 15 12 10:58 am Link Jules NYC wrote: It would be a very boring world if we were all the same... kids are amazing! Nov 15 12 10:59 am Link modeled wrote: Come on, I'm teasing Nov 15 12 02:34 pm Link Thought these were funny. I did not make them up in case anyone is easily offended I just had them emailed to me lol Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Windshield Wipers, Can't touch this. Sincerely, That Little Triangle Dear Michael Jackson, You really should have become a Catholic Priest. The pay isn't great, but the benefits.... Sincerely, The Pope Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn, Please lknvfdmv.xvn. Sincerely, Stevie Wonder Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin Dear Ugly People, You're welcome. Sincerely, Alcohol Dear Mr. Gump WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get.... Sincerely, Jenny Dear World, Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok? Sincerely, The Mayans Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely, Every iPhone User Dear Giant Spider on the Wall, Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go? Sincerely, Terrified Dear Trash, At least you get picked up... Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore Dear Man, It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? Sincerely, Elephant Dear Dr. Phil, Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first. Sincerely, Dr. Pepper Nov 15 12 05:10 pm Link  Nov 16 12 12:33 am Link NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:
Nov 16 12 01:18 am Link  Nov 16 12 07:30 am Link modeled wrote: I definitely LOLed Nov 16 12 07:49 am Link  Nov 16 12 08:57 am Link  Nov 16 12 09:49 am Link  Nov 16 12 10:31 am Link  Nov 16 12 10:59 am Link  Nov 16 12 11:03 am Link  Nov 16 12 11:09 am Link |
