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NounStudio
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Ok... I'm jeeping off of Big-A's thread... but with a twist. 

Who's the oldest celeb you can think of that you'd do the horizontal mattress mambo with?

For me, it would definitely be Helen Mirren.  She's 65 and looks amazing!  Plus, I like her personality a lot too!

http://helenmirren.fansiter.com/pictures/helen-mirren-bikini.jpg
Apr 12 11 09:12 am  Link  Quote 
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-Nicole-
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Billy Bob Thornton ninja
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Jackie A
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Rutger Hauer. He's my get-out-of-relationship-free card.

and Helen Mirren. I have a major girl-crush on her.
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The Duchess of Dork
Posts: 7,812
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Jeremy Irons.

http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2011/04/jeremy_irons.jpg

Sexy SOB...
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KGSF
Posts: 1,732
Santa Fe, New Mexico, US


Dolly Parton at 65.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/dolly-parton/pictures/dolly-parton-picture-3.jpg

Plus, she's just cool as hell. Always liked her personality.
Apr 12 11 09:24 am  Link  Quote 
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Haarvey Aardvark
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Raleigh, North Carolina, US


I would bang Betty White. That's about as far as I'd go.
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Envy
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-Nicole- wrote:
Billy Bob Thornton ninja

I'll raise you Sean Connery.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee288/alexis415_burrito/connery.jpg

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DarcieK
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Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada


Do Robert Downey Jr and Johnny Depp count as old?!
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-Nicole-
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Envy wrote:

I'll raise you Sean Connery.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee288/alexis415_burrito/connery.jpg

Sexxxxxxxy.

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Envy
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Nashville, Tennessee, US


-Nicole- wrote:
Sexxxxxxxy.

I'd fuck him and steal his boots.


Jason Statham is a panty dropper. He's 44, so I will stick with that being my limit.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/supermezim/jasOn%20statham/jasOnintense.jpg

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RRR
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Al Pacino
http://chismetime.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/al-pacino-picture-2.jpg
He's still so alluring!
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AOP Studios
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DarcieK wrote:
Do Robert Downey Jr and Johnny Depp count as old?!

Yes...ancient!!!

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-Nicole-
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Envy wrote:

I'd fuck him and steal his boots.

lol

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Andialu
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NounStudio wrote:
Ok... I'm jeeping off of Big-A's thread... but with a twist. 

Who's the oldest celeb you can think of that you'd do the horizontal mattress mambo with?

For me, it would definitely be Helen Mirren.  She's 65 and looks amazing!  Plus, I like her personality a lot too!

http://helenmirren.fansiter.com/pictures/helen-mirren-bikini.jpg

I'd verb it. big_smile

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NounStudio
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Sarasota, Florida, US


DarcieK wrote:
Do Robert Downey Jr and Johnny Depp count as old?!

only to you!  big_smile

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Chris Vinnit
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Christie Brinkley still looks incredibly hot.  She's 57, people.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/christie-brinkley/pictures/christie-brinkley-picture-2.jpg
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A-M-P
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Orlando, Florida, US


johnny depp
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NounStudio
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Sarasota, Florida, US


Chris Vinnit wrote:
Christie Brinkley still looks incredibly hot.  She's 57 people.

she only looks like one person to me!  big_smile

btw... wow... she looks amazing still!  i bet she looks good into her 70's.

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BigA-LTL-BEEFCAKE Page
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Chris Vinnit wrote:
Christie Brinkley still looks incredibly hot.  She's 57 people.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/christie-brinkley/pictures/christie-brinkley-picture-2.jpg

OMG I never knew she was that old!  I thought she was like late 30s.

Apr 12 11 09:53 am  Link  Quote 
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KGSF
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OK, time for the big guns.

Raquel Welch.

She's 70 in this picture.

http://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/raquel-welch-raquel-welch-1056446_690_1024.jpg
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Gasoline Photography
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David Duchovny. He's 51.

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/David-Duchovny1.jpg
Apr 12 11 10:05 am  Link  Quote 
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NounStudio
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KGSF wrote:
OK, time for the big guns.

Raquel Welch.

She's 70 in this picture.

i was thinking about her.  oh the mother/daughter thoughts i used to have about her and tahnee.

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Envy
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Gasoline Photography wrote:
David Duchovny. He's 51.

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/David-Duchovny1.jpg

I second that.

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cinema photography
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Mission Viejo, California, US


KGSF wrote:
OK, time for the big guns.

Raquel Welch.

She's 70 in this picture.

http://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/raquel-welch-raquel-welch-1056446_690_1024.jpg

She is still incredible...

Apr 12 11 10:13 am  Link  Quote 
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Clare-Alana
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I'm 19- Me and this 39 year old - Jared Leto

[img]http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5229/5613307645_ac97c3f11d.jpg
mejaredleto by bambisaidbird, on Flickr[/img]

I met him before one of his gigs.
He stopped in front of me in a line of fans and said "wow.........look at all that hair........" stared at me for a minute and started playing with it and brushing it off my face..............................

I just stood there and gave him eyes that said "fuck me"

I think he got the message. He had a big grin on his face and would get his hand off my waist when we went to have a pic taken together...

all in all.............very inappropriate of him to be honest lol
Apr 12 11 10:15 am  Link  Quote 
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Clare-Alana wrote:
I just stood there and gave him eyes that said "fuck me"


all in all.............very inappropriate of him to be honest lol

yes... what was he thinking??  lol

Apr 12 11 10:18 am  Link  Quote 
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Simmagination
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Westminster, Maryland, US


Helen Mirren, Rachel Welsh, and (of course) Lynda Carter big_smile
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E_V_A
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Redondo Beach, California, US


Chris Meloni.

He's 52 I think.

So sexy.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hhKm3lpHVus/TZfV6OZ0PCI/AAAAAAAAEqw/G5o80g7n5QA/s1600/chris_meloni_3.jpg
Apr 12 11 10:21 am  Link  Quote 
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NounStudio
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Simmagination  wrote:
and (of course) Lynda Carter big_smile

yes... in the WW costume please!  lol!

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RRR
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Miss Eva Marie  wrote:
Chris Meloni.

He's 52 I think.

So sexy.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hhKm3lpHVus/TZfV6OZ0PCI/AAAAAAAAEqw/G5o80g7n5QA/s1600/chris_meloni_3.jpg

+ 1000 The only reason I watch Law and Order SVU.

Apr 12 11 10:22 am  Link  Quote 
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V I C T O R I A
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Los Angeles, California, US


Hugh Laurie.

Hell Yeah.

http://www.westcoastshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tv-hugh.jpg
Apr 12 11 10:25 am  Link  Quote 
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L A F
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Davenport, Iowa, US


Gasoline Photography wrote:
David Duchovny. He's 51.

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/David-Duchovny1.jpg

This man is so smart, He's abducted my heart and I'm falling apart, From the looks I receive, from those eyes I can't leave, And you may say I'm naive, but he told me to believe.

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

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-Nicole-
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VictoriaVertuga wrote:
Hugh Laurie.

Hell Yeah.

http://www.westcoastshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tv-hugh.jpg

Dude. Yes.

Only, I want the cane and vicodin too.

And if he could tell me I have an incurable disease during the deed, OH YES big_smile

Apr 12 11 10:28 am  Link  Quote 
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V I C T O R I A
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-Nicole- wrote:
Dude. Yes.

Only, I want the cane and vicodin too.

And if he could tell me I have an incurable disease during the deed, OH YES big_smile

Yes. I should have clarified. Hugh Laurie does nothing for me as himself. I mean, he's freakishly talented and super nice. But I want DR. HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. House can get it. lol

Apr 12 11 10:29 am  Link  Quote 
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-Nicole-
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VictoriaVertuga wrote:

Yes. I should have clarified. Hugh Laurie does nothing for me as himself. I mean, he's freakishly talented and super nice. But I want DR. HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. House can get it. lol

I think it's because he's a cynical ass borat

Apr 12 11 10:33 am  Link  Quote 
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ArtisticPhotography
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Buffalo, New York, US


VictoriaVertuga wrote:

Yes. I should have clarified. Hugh Laurie does nothing for me as himself. I mean, he's freakishly talented and super nice. But I want DR. HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. House can get it. lol

Funny, but a lot of people might want Dr House for his brain, but nobody would want Bertie Wooster for anything except his money.  Huh.  Strange.

Apr 12 11 10:37 am  Link  Quote 
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KGSF
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Santa Fe, New Mexico, US


Barbara Eden is 74.

http://barbaraeden.cw.cm/wp-content/templatemo_image_10.jpg
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Caperucita Roja
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Jack Nicholson, seventy something...
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V I C T O R I A
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-Nicole- wrote:

I think it's because he's a cynical ass borat

Brilliant, cynical, hilarious, jerkhead with just a touch of vulnerability.

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Casey_
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White Pine, Tennessee, US


Politics aside, Vladimir Putin. Hands down. He's 59.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/07/article-0-01672E34000004B0-465_468x560.jpg
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