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Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

my one-liner comment on your worst photo

May 29 12 03:06 pm Link

Photographer

Rebecca Christine

Posts: 7074

London, England, United Kingdom

Hit me

May 29 12 03:06 pm Link

Model

Rhi G

Posts: 62

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

yes!

May 29 12 03:08 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

RebeccaChristine wrote:
Hit me

The worlds worst tasting candy
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120521/18/4fbae6412223e_m.jpg

May 29 12 03:13 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Rhiana Gray wrote:
yes!

Look, i put the makeup that should be on my face on the wall
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110326/15/4d8e6f17cb010_m.jpg

May 29 12 03:15 pm Link

Photographer

Cecilia Stelzer

Posts: 5

Brooklyn, New York, US

Me please.

May 29 12 03:16 pm Link

Photographer

Jack Martin Photo

Posts: 37

Sacramento, California, US

Sure, never go for these but in a mood today.

May 29 12 03:18 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Cecilia Stelzer wrote:
Me please.

now if only my right side knew what light was
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120528/18/4fc4299d867aa_m.jpg

May 29 12 03:18 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Jack Martin Photo wrote:
Sure, never go for these but in a mood today.

my shadow picks my nose
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120502/12/4fa18c7799071_m.jpg

May 29 12 03:20 pm Link

Photographer

Garry k

Posts: 30128

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

LOL , go for it

May 29 12 03:23 pm Link

Photographer

Jack Martin Photo

Posts: 37

Sacramento, California, US

LOL first time I had noticed that but you are certainly correct!!  Thanks for lightening my mood today!!!

May 29 12 03:23 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Garry k wrote:
LOL , go for it

I flip over for desert
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/12861332 18+

May 29 12 03:26 pm Link

Photographer

Joseph William

Posts: 2039

Chicago, Illinois, US

Me! Hit me!

May 29 12 03:27 pm Link

Photographer

Jeff Cohn

Posts: 3850

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

I'll play smile

May 29 12 03:27 pm Link

Photographer

EnlightendedPhotography

Posts: 828

Eugene, Oregon, US

I need to know which one to replace

Look forward to the one liner

May 29 12 03:28 pm Link

Model

MelissaAnn

Posts: 3971

Seattle, Washington, US

ok, tell me. smile

May 29 12 03:29 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Joseph William  wrote:
Me! Hit me!

Is this a gas heater?...It is now.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/090218/07/499c2fb3e2d85_m.jpg

May 29 12 03:30 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Jeff Cohn wrote:
I'll play smile

hey, why is this gun firing backwards?
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110120/21/4d391dd42298a_m.jpg

May 29 12 03:32 pm Link

Hair Stylist

Violete

Posts: 272

Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom

oh, go on then smile

May 29 12 03:33 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

EnlightendedPhotography wrote:
I need to know which one to replace

Look forward to the one liner

good thing my work distracts from my bald spot
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/081228/23/4958763ae5963_m.jpg



(on a side note you have some really cool images)

May 29 12 03:35 pm Link

Model

Alivia Autumn

Posts: 610

Seattle, Washington, US

Curious

May 29 12 03:37 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

MelissaAnn  wrote:
ok, tell me. smile

raccoon eyes, birds nest hair. I am a walking zoo.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120513/09/4fafe508eec92_m.jpg



(yours was tough. stunning nude work. this ne just doesn't fit)

May 29 12 03:38 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Violete wrote:
oh, go on then smile

look how i perfectly styled "get out of bed" hair. only took me a night
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111112/10/4ebebf3a48d57_m.jpg

May 29 12 03:40 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Tightlacer wrote:
Curious

let me just fill up this fountain real quick....
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120511/08/4fad35c55d0fc_m.jpg

May 29 12 03:42 pm Link

Model

MelissaAnn

Posts: 3971

Seattle, Washington, US

Craig March Photography wrote:

raccoon eyes, birds nest hair. I am a walking zoo.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120513/09/4fafe508eec92_m.jpg



(yours was tough. stunning nude work. this ne just doesn't fit)

haha, thanks! smile

May 29 12 03:45 pm Link

Model

Lanna_

Posts: 831

Seattle, Washington, US

sock it to me! smile

May 29 12 03:47 pm Link

Photographer

Too Hot For Snakes

Posts: 5596

TERLINGUA, Texas, US

ok

May 29 12 03:47 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Lanna Barrones wrote:
sock it to me! smile

it was a horrible accident how i lost this hand
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111212/20/4ee6d4990d2db_m.jpg

May 29 12 03:49 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Too Hot For Snakes wrote:
ok

This pillow is slowly eating my head
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/10126028 18+

May 29 12 03:52 pm Link

Model

Lanna_

Posts: 831

Seattle, Washington, US

Craig March Photography wrote:

it was a horrible accident how i lost this hand
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111212/20/4ee6d4990d2db_m.jpg

haha big_smile  thanks!

May 29 12 03:54 pm Link

Hair Stylist

Violete

Posts: 272

Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom

Craig March Photography wrote:

look how i perfectly styled "get out of bed" hair. only took me a night
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111112/10/4ebebf3a48d57_m.jpg

haha! big_smile

May 29 12 04:02 pm Link

Model

Casey Doz

Posts: 43

Albuquerque, New Mexico, US

I'd like to hear this also smile

May 29 12 04:05 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Casey Doz wrote:
I'd like to hear this also smile

To accessorize my creepy mask i have a creepy hand coming out of my butt
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120319/21/4f6804e3cd88a_m.jpg

May 29 12 04:11 pm Link

Model

KristianaRose

Posts: 585

Denver, Colorado, US

Fun! : D I'm down.

May 29 12 04:39 pm Link

Photographer

Garry k

Posts: 30128

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Craig March Photography wrote:
I flip over for desert
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/12861332 18+

You Kill Me !

LOL

can i beg you for another pleeeeze

May 29 12 04:50 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

KristianaRose wrote:
Fun! : D I'm down.

with half your face missing you would think that side wouldn't be dragging your face off-center
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111026/13/4ea86af1f095e_m.jpg

May 29 12 04:51 pm Link

Photographer

MacLeod Designs

Posts: 3309

Mooresville, North Carolina, US

me?

May 29 12 04:57 pm Link

Photographer

OmnyRa

Posts: 1029

Cincinnati, Ohio, US

Well, I can't say, "Don't quit your day job" because you're dropping some good laughs here. Go for it! :^)

May 29 12 05:00 pm Link

Model

IDiivil

Posts: 4615

Los Angeles, California, US

Do me, do me!

May 29 12 05:00 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Garry k wrote:
You Kill Me !

LOL

can i beg you for another pleeeeze

i have a feeling the cat will be sniffing the couch the next couple of weeks
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/18094551 18+

May 29 12 05:01 pm Link