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Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

JohnnyK wrote:
Me please

is this one called "pull the herpes off your lip?"
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130430/09/517feeec9b264_m.jpg

Dec 06 13 05:23 pm Link

Photographer

MMR Creative Services

Posts: 1902

Doylestown, Pennsylvania, US

R%?

Dec 06 13 05:49 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

MMR Digital wrote:
R%?

cell phone pics of dogs in a port are a surefire way of putting across the wrong vibe to your clients. the dog and your port need a trim...real bad.

https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120508/16/4fa9aad4497dc_m.jpg

Dec 07 13 06:29 pm Link

Model

Beth Chambers

Posts: 465

London, England, United Kingdom

Me please

Dec 08 13 04:17 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Beth Chambers wrote:
Me please

Hmmm.....Earl Grey or English Breakfast?
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/131008/14/525479530a44b_m.jpg

Dec 12 13 06:56 pm Link

Model

Katerina Marie

Posts: 43

London, England, United Kingdom

me?

Dec 14 13 04:24 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Katerina Marie wrote:
me?

i guess sheets soothe you to sleep....
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/131118/12/528a7ae93193d_m.jpg

Dec 14 13 05:32 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

im bored and found this here for 15 minutes

Sep 27 14 06:34 am Link

Model

Anita1993

Posts: 316

Venlo, Limburg, Netherlands

Tell me

Sep 27 14 02:43 pm Link

Model

sillykitty

Posts: 37

London, England, United Kingdom

lets do it

Sep 27 14 07:54 pm Link

Photographer

Frisson Images

Posts: 17

Redmond, Oregon, US

Please humor me ^-^

Sep 28 14 02:08 am Link

Photographer

Kane

Posts: 1647

London, England, United Kingdom

Let's do it!

Sep 28 14 01:32 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Anita1993 wrote:
Tell me

I call this one "sticky lip gloss"
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/140713/11/53c2d3bc6c50b_m.jpg

Dec 21 14 03:08 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

sillykitty wrote:
lets do it

at least the pervs on the site get enjoyment out of this image
18+ https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/36621501

Dec 21 14 03:11 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Frisson Images wrote:
Please humor me ^-^

Not only do I push the limits of the rules of thirds, but I also tilt the fucking camera!
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/141012/22/543b66580154a_m.jpg

Dec 21 14 03:13 pm Link

Model

Emmie Wong

Posts: 50

Freiburg, Baden-Württemberg, Germany

Please do me!

Dec 21 14 03:14 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

kane wrote:
Let''s do it!

I seriously hate portfolios like yours. No one wants to scroll for 5 minutes just to see one image.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/141012/09/543aa623603d4_m.jpg

Dec 21 14 03:14 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Emmie Wong wrote:
Please do me!

not sure if this is pre-sneeze of mid fart but its too derp for me
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/141126/11/54762d19e12a6_m.jpg

Dec 21 14 03:16 pm Link

Photographer

ShapeTheLight

Posts: 270

Garner, North Carolina, US

Go..

Dec 22 14 06:56 am Link

Photographer

Robert Hare Photography

Posts: 81

Worcester, Massachusetts, US

Love it - lets do it!

Dec 23 14 01:08 pm Link

Photographer

Axelk

Posts: 1

BRONX, New York, US

me

Dec 23 14 02:08 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

ShapeTheLight wrote:
Go..

my...what a big arm you have
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/141222/19/5498db77b39fd_m.jpg

Dec 23 14 04:16 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Robert Hare Photography wrote:
Love it - lets do it!

love how the akward crop distracts from the pearls slipping down her dress and the overprocessed skin.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/141104/09/545913bc13aeb_m.jpg

Dec 23 14 04:20 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

axlk wrote:
me

look at those man hands! like a bunch of bananas...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/141126/10/54761f9b8f73e_m.jpg

Dec 23 14 04:21 pm Link

Photographer

Zael Photography

Posts: 111

New York, New York, US

You''re awesome --- hit me!

Dec 23 14 07:08 pm Link

Photographer

Robert Hare Photography

Posts: 81

Worcester, Massachusetts, US

Craig March Photography wrote:

love how the akward crop distracts from the pearls slipping down her dress and the overprocessed skin.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/141104/09/545913bc13aeb_m.jpg

HAHAHA - You are really good at this.

Dec 24 14 07:29 am Link

Photographer

Melissa Wenger

Posts: 251

Virginia Beach, Virginia, US

Well now I'm just curious- I would love to hear your insight!

Jan 04 15 12:17 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Zael Photography wrote:
You''re awesome --- hit me!

I make the same expression when my images are out of focus too.

(M) https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/32390034

Apr 25 15 06:35 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Zael Photography wrote:
You''re awesome --- hit me!

I make the same expression when my images are out of focus too.

(M) https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/32390034

Apr 25 15 06:35 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Melissa Wenger wrote:
Well now I'm just curious- I would love to hear your insight!

For the occasional bout of model constipation I bring bran muffins to every shoot.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/140711/17/53c0845975aad_m.jpg

Apr 25 15 06:37 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Melissa Wenger wrote:
Well now I'm just curious- I would love to hear your insight!

For the occasional bout of model constipation I bring bran muffins to every shoot.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/140711/17/53c0845975aad_m.jpg

Apr 25 15 06:37 am Link

Photographer

GER Photography

Posts: 8463

Imperial, California, US

Sounds like fun!! Hit me!!:-))

Apr 25 15 06:42 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

GER Photography wrote:
Sounds like fun!! Hit me!!:-))

obviously the only model you paid for
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/140914/16/541629242b2a9_m.jpg

Apr 25 15 07:00 am Link

Photographer

GER Photography

Posts: 8463

Imperial, California, US

Craig March Photography wrote:

obviously the only model you paid for
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/140914/16/541629242b2a9_m.jpg

Hehe, yeah, she's never let me down!!:-)

Apr 26 15 06:28 am Link

Photographer

Kane

Posts: 1647

London, England, United Kingdom

Let's do this smile

Apr 26 15 01:35 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

kane wrote:
Let's do this smile

i know what part of the body this is. its the blurry but still over smoothed part...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/150425/11/553bdbf5c5dda_m.jpg

May 02 15 08:43 am Link

Photographer

Darryl Cobb Jr

Posts: 66

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Be brutal. lol

May 02 15 11:53 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Photo by Darryl Cobb Jr wrote:
Be brutal. lol

OMG! you wasted all that money on a ring light and you still under-expose my images!
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/150501/17/554420896c47e_m.jpg

May 02 15 02:27 pm Link

Photographer

Stay Young Photography

Posts: 724

Cocoa, Florida, US

I have lots for you to choose from. Hit me!

May 02 15 03:06 pm Link

Model

Amelie Wendy

Posts: 10

Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan

This is the best. Hit me.

May 05 15 07:33 am Link