I might have to compose a little jingle for modeljustice.com with that title...LOL. 

Rant all you want.  Bitch and moan.  Satiate your inner .

Ever want to know what's under a judge's robe?  I found out, and so can you!

Indulge your need (and curiosity) for the law and a jury of your peers.

Will it be a jingle or an aria?

In curious anticipation,

^..^

do that ditty !!

Fuck it.

The judge said to the hooker,
Can you come out to play?
I've been condemning people all day long
That's how I get paid

My dreams are full of criminals
Frolicking about
Open up the window
Let the bad air out!

--Bruce Cockburn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4xf2G6g0wM