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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


Hi.

I'm an alien from another planet bent on destroying Earth because of the ridiculous reality shows we pick up via satellite from your planet.  But I am also an alien that loves awesomeness and beauty and beautiful awesomeness.  Are there any pictures in your portfolio that will make me rethink destroying this planet?
Or maybe there is one so beautiful that I will abduct you, sparing your life and destroying the planet as I return you to my homeland.  I'll let you know.
Jul 26 12 07:28 am  Link  Quote 
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Joseph William
Posts: 1,969
Chicago, Illinois, US


I've always wanted to save the world!
Jul 26 12 07:32 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


Joseph William  wrote:
I've always wanted to save the world!

This one makes me want to spare your planet.

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120713/10/50005e9d7f1ad_m.jpg

Jul 26 12 07:40 am  Link  Quote 
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J Jessica
Posts: 2,093
Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, US


Okay, fellow alien.
smile
Jul 26 12 07:56 am  Link  Quote 
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Cynthia Serrano
Posts: 12,466
Newark, New Jersey, US


Haha very fun thread! Let me know borat
Jul 26 12 08:28 am  Link  Quote 
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DAN CRUIKSHANK
Posts: 1,786
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada


Our reality tv really does suck... I understand you wanting to destroy Earth because of it, but maybe you will save me?
Jul 26 12 08:35 am  Link  Quote 
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n e e c o l e
Posts: 172
Morton Grove, Illinois, US


haha me?
Jul 26 12 09:23 am  Link  Quote 
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UPoz4me
Posts: 743
Anaheim, California, US


Beam me up Scotty!!
Jul 26 12 09:30 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


J Jessica  wrote:
Okay, fellow alien.
smile

Hmm, I'm going to have to say no... Reality TV is a really strong motivation to overcome. smile

Jul 26 12 11:04 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


Cynthia Serrano  wrote:
Haha very fun thread! Let me know borat

Hmmm, I am going to have to say no, but I am tempted to take you back to my home planet. I'll have to think about it smile

Jul 26 12 11:05 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


CRUIKSHANK PHOTOGRAPHY wrote:
Our reality tv really does suck... I understand you wanting to destroy Earth because of it, but maybe you will save me?

Beam you up, I shall. We need such beauty as what you create on our planet. You shouldn't be stuck here on this mound of dirt.

Jul 26 12 11:07 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


n e e c o l e wrote:
haha me?

Earth is doomed!  We are just going to abduct you and then blow up the planet. Are you kool with that?

Jul 26 12 11:08 am  Link  Quote 
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Cynthia Serrano
Posts: 12,466
Newark, New Jersey, US


David Scott wrote:

Hmmm, I am going to have to say no, but I am tempted to take you back to my home planet. I'll have to think about it smile

Haha its cool check my credited photos maybe that will persuade you to spare me lol

Jul 26 12 11:09 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


UPoz4me wrote:
Beam me up Scotty!!

Hm, a play on my Earthling surname.  How amusing.  But that wont save you. Though I am quite fond of some of your multi-photon captures, I think you can die in the fiery inferno with the rest of them...  smile

Jul 26 12 11:10 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
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Marion, Iowa, US


Cynthia Serrano  wrote:

Haha its cool check my credited photos maybe that will persuade you to spare me lol

Hm, you're a persistent creature.  If you can squeeze into the room with the 12 martian chipmunks, you can come along.

Jul 26 12 11:13 am  Link  Quote 
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JMarvin
Posts: 421
Portland, Oregon, US


Me! smile
Jul 26 12 11:14 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


JMarvin wrote:
Me! smile

Hmmmmm, I like the vibrant color I see, but it's just not enough to overcome the evils of Reality TV.  Look at the bright side, you'll get some awesome photos of the Earth crumbling and being incinerated!

Jul 26 12 11:19 am  Link  Quote 
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Cynthia Serrano
Posts: 12,466
Newark, New Jersey, US


David Scott wrote:

Hm, you're a persistent creature.  If you can squeeze into the room with the 12 martian chipmunks, you can come along.

borat Move over Chipmunks!! lol

Jul 26 12 11:31 am  Link  Quote 
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JMarvin
Posts: 421
Portland, Oregon, US


David Scott wrote:

Hmmmmm, I like the vibrant color I see, but it's just not enough to overcome the evils of Reality TV.  Look at the bright side, you'll get some awesome photos of the Earth crumbling and being incinerated!

You crack me up; thanks:-)

Jul 26 12 11:32 am  Link  Quote 
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Jorge Kreimer
Posts: 2,228
Los Angeles, California, US


Heh, sure, I'll save the planet.
Jul 26 12 11:57 am  Link  Quote 
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Veritas4Venus
Posts: 135
Baltimore, Maryland, US


Haha, what about me??
Jul 26 12 12:24 pm  Link  Quote 
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Dreams Photo
Posts: 153
Birmingham, Alabama, US


Can I meet Elvis?
Jul 26 12 12:47 pm  Link  Quote 
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TDSImages
Posts: 807
Salt Lake City, Utah, US


Can I help save the world?
Jul 26 12 12:56 pm  Link  Quote 
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Jennifer Barker
Posts: 8,009
Houston, Arkansas, US


This Is Cute .. do spare me .. please.
Jul 26 12 04:56 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


Jorge Kreimer wrote:
Heh, sure, I'll save the planet.

Save the planet you shall.  I adore this specimen.

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120412/08/4f86f40aca340_m.jpg

Jul 27 12 09:54 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


Veritas4Venus wrote:
Haha, what about me??

Venus?  So you are not even of this Earth. I heard about the failed Venusian Invasion of Earth.  While you will not save this planet, we are choosing to abduct you and take you back to ours because of this

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120309/05/4f5a03ef16cff_m.jpg

Jul 27 12 09:57 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


Dreams Photo wrote:
Can I meet Elvis?

You sure can, in fact before we blow up your planet, we will put you on a toilet and incinerate you so you can know how Elvis went out (minus the incineration). smile

Jul 27 12 09:59 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


TDSImages wrote:
Can I help save the world?

You cannot.  But, you will be saved, so you can help create some beauty on our world.

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110226/14/4d697fcbc12a3_m.jpg

Jul 27 12 10:00 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


Jennifer Barker wrote:
This Is Cute .. do spare me .. please.

Well, since you said please.... And when you look at us like this... The Earth is doomed but on the ship we have room.  See Blarg down the hall about getting a suite.

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/090730/03/4a7172acb373e_m.jpg

Jul 27 12 10:02 am  Link  Quote 
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punkuate
Posts: 1,558
Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom


Oh crap, the planet is doomed if its on my head!
Jul 27 12 11:22 am  Link  Quote 
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David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


punkuate wrote:
Oh crap, the planet is doomed if its on my head!

I think you have just enough to combat the evils of Reality TV, I shall spare your world, but please, no more new reality shows.

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110911/23/4e6daa19a6aa2_m.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110915/06/4e71fd83be5f3_m.jpg

Jul 27 12 12:18 pm  Link  Quote 
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Venessa Baez
Posts: 616
Tampa, Florida, US


Perhaps my space age sunglasses and incredible PowerGirl abs will persuade you.
Jul 27 12 12:30 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


Venessa M Baez wrote:
Perhaps my space age sunglasses and incredible PowerGirl abs will persuade you.

Ah, the ultimate defender of Earth.  We may have to rethink our strategy... For now, you've saved Earth...

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120722/15/500c799a02d2e_m.jpg

I remember this day, we were hovering behind the clouds in the background of this photo.

Jul 27 12 02:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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Veritas4Venus
Posts: 135
Baltimore, Maryland, US


David Scott wrote:

Venus?  So you are not even of this Earth. I heard about the failed Venusian Invasion of Earth.  While you will not save this planet, we are choosing to abduct you and take you back to ours because of this

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120309/05/4f5a03ef16cff_m.jpg

LOL you are hilarious!! Thanks. smile

Jul 27 12 08:05 pm  Link  Quote 
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fallingwater
Posts: 138
Brandon, Florida, US


save me please
Jul 27 12 08:10 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


fallingwater wrote:
save me please

You must be obliterated like the rest of Earth.

Jul 27 12 09:07 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Eleanor Rose
Posts: 2,241
San Francisco, California, US


How about me?
Jul 27 12 09:19 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


Eleanor R wrote:
How about me?

This quote from your profile alone provided awesomeness; enough to save Earth.
"...but prefer working on concepts beyond 'stand there and do artsy shit'."

And this was icing on the beauty cake.

18+
http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/29057533

Jul 27 12 09:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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Julia Francesca
Posts: 2,357
Maumee, Ohio, US


reality shows are a great reason to kill us all! am i save-able?
Jul 28 12 05:45 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
David Scott
Posts: 5,592
Marion, Iowa, US


Caustic Disco wrote:
reality shows are a great reason to kill us all! am i save-able?

Had a hard time deciding until I saw the Carmen set of photos. We decided to save you. The rest of the world is a goner.

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120523/13/4fbd490f5e8d2_m.jpg

Jul 28 12 10:20 am  Link  Quote 
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