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Amelia Simone
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San Diego, California, US


Found this little mofo on the wall. I did a big double take.
I love bugs, but this one was out of the ordinary
http://i45.tinypic.com/x391u.jpg
Aug 03 12 09:57 pm  Link  Quote 
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Henna N.
Posts: 3,434
Washington, District of Columbia, US


ew, gross!  I hate spiders
Aug 03 12 11:41 pm  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


Henna N.  wrote:
ew, gross!  I hate spiders

Youd have had a meltdown with this one lol. Humongous I tell you.
I was almost tempted to squish it, which I never do
But if that thing had scrambled away id have been up all night wondering if it was crawling somewhere near or makin babies

Aug 04 12 12:08 am  Link  Quote 
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C.C. Holdings
Posts: 393
New York, New York, US


you should ask your neighbors if anyone lost their pet spider
Aug 04 12 01:07 am  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 8,864
Sun City, California, US


*Tries to resist the impulse to turn into a hysterical 6 years old*

*fails*



"AUGH! Kill it with fire!!! AUGH!"




*runs*
Aug 04 12 08:52 am  Link  Quote 
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Cuica Cafezinho
Posts: 5,868
Madison, Wisconsin, US


Get a leash, collar and teach it tricks.
Aug 04 12 08:57 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


C.C. Holdings  wrote:
you should ask your neighbors if anyone lost their pet spider

Lmao, pet spider on steroids. This thing was not afraid of me.
He kept his cool through the whole thing too, like yeah yeah, take my picture, get it over with
haha

Aug 04 12 10:23 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


Vintagevista wrote:
*Tries to resist the impulse to turn into a hysterical 6 years old*

*fails*



"AUGH! Kill it with fire!!! AUGH!"




*runs*

HeHe big_smile
http://i50.tinypic.com/2u94cb8.jpg

Aug 04 12 10:31 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


Cuica Cafezinho wrote:
Get a leash, collar and teach it tricks.

I let it go already sad. I'm sure it's babies are around.
Just have to wait til they hatch and grow big and strong

Aug 04 12 10:33 am  Link  Quote 
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Jerry Nemeth
Posts: 22,695
Dearborn, Michigan, US


Amelia Simone wrote:
Found this little mofo on the wall. I did a big double take.
I love bugs, but this one was out of the ordinary
http://i45.tinypic.com/x391u.jpg

What was the size of this spider Amelia?

Aug 04 12 10:37 am  Link  Quote 
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ASYLUM - Photo
Posts: 37,806
Washington, District of Columbia, US


I almost threw my phone on the ground and stomped on it.
Aug 04 12 10:37 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


Jerry Nemeth wrote:

What was the size of this spider Amelia?

Maybe about the size of a nickel including its legs. tongue

Aug 04 12 10:51 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I almost threw my phone on the ground and stomped on it.

Haha, you have a no bug policy I see! big_smile. Phones are expensive, though
I wouldn't advise it, haha.
I always catch the bugs in my house and let them go. Ive always been a softie and a tomboy, playing with lizards and snails and stuff. My husband wouldn't even go near it. I played a game with him and pretended it got out and fell on him. He didn't like that much

Aug 04 12 10:54 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
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San Diego, California, US


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
I almost threw my phone on the ground and stomped on it.

DP

Aug 04 12 10:54 am  Link  Quote 
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ASYLUM - Photo
Posts: 37,806
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Amelia Simone wrote:

Haha, you have a no bug policy I see! big_smile. Phones are expensive, though
I wouldn't advise it, haha.
I always catch the bugs in my house and let them go. Ive always been a softie and a tomboy, playing with lizards and snails and stuff. My husband wouldn't even go near it. I played a game with him and pretended it got out and fell on him. He didn't like that much

In my home, they die. Unless its a smallish spider, since spiders get rid of other bugs. But big fat spiders? DEATH BECOMES YOU.

Aug 04 12 10:56 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

In my home, they die. Unless its a smallish spider, since spiders get rid of other bugs. But big fat spiders? DEATH BECOMES YOU.

Lol, I must admit, this one was squishworthy, but I decided he deserved another chance at life. Until he brings the infantry.
Death becomes you, lmao

Aug 04 12 10:59 am  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 8,864
Sun City, California, US


Amelia Simone wrote:

Haha, you have a no bug policy I see! big_smile. Phones are expensive, though
I wouldn't advise it, haha.
I always catch the bugs in my house and let them go. Ive always been a softie and a tomboy, playing with lizards and snails and stuff. My husband wouldn't even go near it. I played a game with him and pretended it got out and fell on him. He didn't like that much

Mine is a no spiders policy - Today, is day 6 of dealing with my second Black Widow bite of my life.

They can all die in fire as far as I'm concerned.

P.S. thanks for your image of the hairy spider - I guess I was done with sleeping in 2012 anyway smile

Aug 04 12 11:00 am  Link  Quote 
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Jerry Nemeth
Posts: 22,695
Dearborn, Michigan, US


Amelia Simone wrote:

Haha, you have a no bug policy I see! big_smile. Phones are expensive, though
I wouldn't advise it, haha.
I always catch the bugs in my house and let them go. Ive always been a softie and a tomboy, playing with lizards and snails and stuff. My husband wouldn't even go near it. I played a game with him and pretended it got out and fell on him. He didn't like that much

Your husband is scared of spiders!   big_smile

Aug 04 12 11:02 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


Vintagevista wrote:

Mine is a no spiders policy - Today, is day 6 of dealing with my second Black Widow bite of my life.

They can all die in fire as far as I'm concerned.

P.S. thanks for your image of the hairy spider - I guess I was done with sleeping in 2012 anyway smile

I don't think I've had a black widow bite. Are they bad?
I did have a bite from new mexico that ended up turning into a series of blisters, almost like a cauliflower. It was disgusting and itched like hell. There were 5 others like it on my body, but they didn't bubble up. I still have no clue what bug it was.

Haha, as it turns out, I had dreams all night about spiders and snakes. They were talking to me. Join the club! big_smile

Aug 04 12 11:07 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


Jerry Nemeth wrote:

Your husband is scared of spiders!   big_smile

Yep, I'm the (spider)man of the house. And a cornball lol

Aug 04 12 11:08 am  Link  Quote 
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Jeffs Photography
Posts: 3,608
Dakota, Minnesota, US


Amelia Simone wrote:
Lol, I must admit, this one was squishworthy, but I decided he deserved another chance at life. Until he brings the infantry.
Death becomes you, lmao

I have never met a spider worthy of a second chance. Some people fear epidemics, pandemics, financial collapse...those all pale in comparison to an unchecked arachnid population.

As a human, you are obligated to eliminate as many threats as possible. Since you have been reluctant to do so in the past, here are some tips:

1. Liberally douse the affected area with kerosene.
2. Ignite a kerosene soaked rag attached to a rock.
3. Toss flaming rag through window.
4. Don't look back.

Aug 04 12 11:09 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


Jeffs Photography wrote:

I have never met a spider worthy of a second chance. Some people fear epidemics, pandemics, financial collapse...those all pale in comparison to an unchecked arachnid population.

As a human, you are obligated to eliminate as many threats as possible. Since you have been reluctant to do so in the past, here are some tips:

1. Liberally douse the affected area with kerosene.
2. Ignite a kerosene soaked rag attached to a rock.
3. Toss flaming rag through window.
4. Don't look back.

Lmao , totally thought you were serious at first
Why am I the only one here who likes these little bugs.
Maybe I haven't had enough bad experiences tongue

Aug 04 12 11:17 am  Link  Quote 
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Jeffs Photography
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Dakota, Minnesota, US


Amelia Simone wrote:
Lmao , totally thought you were serious at first
Why am I the only one here who likes these little bugs.
Maybe I haven't had enough bad experiences tongue

Had I been joking, there would have been an emoticon expressing that sentiment. Kill it now.

I hate spiders, and there is no need for them. None. I was bitten by a Brown Recluse once...it took nearly a year to heal.

Kill it now.

Aug 04 12 11:22 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


Jeffs Photography wrote:

Had I been joking, there would have been an emoticon expressing that sentiment. Kill it now.

I hate spiders, and there is no need for them. None. I was bitten by a Brown Recluse once...it took nearly a year to heal.

Kill it now.

sad sorry haha. I let it go to be with its' spidey friends

Aug 04 12 11:30 am  Link  Quote 
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YvonneEmilie
Posts: 3,641
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Amelia Simone wrote:

Youd have had a meltdown with this one lol. Humongous I tell you.
I was almost tempted to squish it, which I never do
But if that thing had scrambled away id have been up all night wondering if it was crawling somewhere near or makin babies

The other day I saw the biggest motherfucking spider I've ever seen in my backyard/house area. It was on my back porch by our wood pile.

Like, this thing belonged in a zoo.  It was the size of a mouse.  I was mortified. And I'm even more mortified knowing that its still out there somewhere. And bound to show up in a place and time I do not expect.

Aug 04 12 11:45 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


YvonneEmilie wrote:

The other day I saw the biggest motherfucking spider I've ever seen in my backyard/house area. It was on my back porch by our wood pile.

Like, this thing belonged in a zoo.  It was the size of a mouse.  I was mortified. And I'm even more mortified knowing that its still out there somewhere. And bound to show up in a place and time I do not expect.

Oh my god. You should've taken a pic big_smile. Is there any middle zone between it being a spider/being a tarantula? I was always confused on how big or what qualifies it to be a tarantula. That thing probably EATS mice!

Aug 04 12 11:50 am  Link  Quote 
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Jeffs Photography
Posts: 3,608
Dakota, Minnesota, US


YvonneEmilie wrote:
It was on my back porch by our wood pile.

Like, this thing belonged in a zoo.  It was the size of a mouse.  I was mortified. And I'm even more mortified knowing that its still out there somewhere. And bound to show up in a place and time I do not expect.

Wood burns.

Aug 04 12 11:50 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


Photographer just sent me this. Haha, this
set we did totally fits
http://i48.tinypic.com/2z7gchv.jpg
Aug 04 12 11:52 am  Link  Quote 
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YvonneEmilie
Posts: 3,641
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Amelia Simone wrote:

Oh my god. You should've taken a pic big_smile. Is there any middle zone between it being a spider/being a tarantula? I was always confused on how big or what qualifies it to be a tarantula. That thing probably EATS mice!

I did take a picture, but I was too afraid to get closer, so its hard to tell how big it is. I should have thrown a quarter down next to it, haha.

Aug 04 12 11:55 am  Link  Quote 
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YvonneEmilie
Posts: 3,641
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Jeffs Photography wrote:

Wood burns.

I don't kill things that don't need killing. tongue  Unless its on me or in my home, it gets to live.

And I actually let the spiders in my bathroom live.  They keep down the ants that for some reason keep invading.

Aug 04 12 11:56 am  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


YvonneEmilie wrote:

I don't kill things that don't need killing. tongue  Unless its on me or in my home, it gets to live.

And I actually let the spiders in my bathroom live.  They keep down the ants that for some reason keep invading.

They're good luck smile

Aug 04 12 12:02 pm  Link  Quote 
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A BRITT
Posts: 7,839
CARDIFF BY THE SEA, California, US


Spiders are thought to be very spiritual .... And embody the weaving of dreams....
Aug 04 12 02:25 pm  Link  Quote 
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Amelia Simone
Posts: 2,046
San Diego, California, US


A BRITT wrote:
Spiders are thought to be very spiritual .... And embody the weaving of dreams....

smile

Aug 04 12 04:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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NicoleNudes
Posts: 2,886
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:

In my home, they die. Unless its a smallish spider, since spiders get rid of other bugs. But big fat spiders? DEATH BECOMES YOU.

+1

That thing if fuckin scary.

It's a good thing it was in your house and not mine. It would have been squished after I got over it being huge and running away from it.

Aug 04 12 06:08 pm  Link  Quote 
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Wander Lost Photo
Posts: 18,894
Ontario, California, US


He is cute. Cute because he was in your house and not mine.
Aug 04 12 06:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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J Jessica
Posts: 1,710
Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, US


Amelia Simone wrote:
Found this little mofo on the wall. I did a big double take.
I love bugs, but this one was out of the ordinary
http://i45.tinypic.com/x391u.jpg

Go to petsmart and buy some live crickets and give it to him yikes
Watch him kill it

Aug 04 12 06:42 pm  Link  Quote 
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Shutterbug5269
Posts: 16,067
West Winfield, New York, US


Amelia Simone wrote:
Lmao , totally thought you were serious at first
Why am I the only one here who likes these little bugs.
Maybe I haven't had enough bad experiences tongue

Spiders don't bother me so much.

Maybe because I live in the boonies and have seen bigger bugs that are much worse out here.

Aug 04 12 08:06 pm  Link  Quote 
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Klassic Photo
Posts: 1,296
Golden Valley, Arizona, US


We get a lot of tarantulas around the Kingman AZ area.  I saw a huge one walking along a parking lot on e evening recently.

I called my wife and asked about bringing it home for a pet.

I was duly informed that the locks would be changed before I got home with it, and that I would find my belongings scattered around the front yard.

I reconsidered, acknowledged my wife's phobia... and came home without it.
Aug 04 12 08:16 pm  Link  Quote 
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Dave Mullins
Posts: 1,769
Nashua, New Hampshire, US


I have 20  Tarantulas sitting on my kitchen table as I write this. I use them as props for the models I shoot. The two Largest (Salmon Pink Birdeaters, Lasidoria parahybana) will grow to a 10 inch leg span. I have a male and female Chaco Golden Knee that I have bred and am waiting on an egg sac. They are both about 7 inches in leg span.  I also have a few Mexican Red Knees  that are around 6 inches.

There is an 8 foot Red Tail Boa in the mix too.

Malodave
Aug 05 12 06:22 am  Link  Quote 
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David Weiss
Posts: 7,115
Oshkosh, Wisconsin, US


I love the aerial burial for the ones around here!

(Pellet gun with no pellet. Just get the muzzle close, pull trigger, and spidey is gone!)
Aug 05 12 08:40 am  Link  Quote 
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