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Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US


Sometimes checking out the listings in Craigslist for talent can be very interesting.  Other than lots of porn casting calls, there are sometimes very funny postings that just make you laugh.

I just saw a casting call for "a sexy female that can fart".  It is a paying gig for a fetish video.  Call me naive, but I didn't know there is a fetish for farting.

There is also a post that offers to pay "$50 to lick yer shoes".  It goes on to say "no funny business...females only".  I hope I don't offend anyone, but paying someone to lick their shoes is funny business.  Oh well, each to their own.

There was also a casting call for someone to call the poster's boss and tell him what a great job the poster was doing and the pay was $5.

I am curious what other interesting posts people have seen on Craig's List.  Please share.
Oct 06 12 10:15 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Karl Blessing
Posts: 30,853
Grand Rapids, Michigan, US


You ain't never seen Cake Fart?
Oct 06 12 10:16 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10,064
Middle Island, New York, US


link to the farting one please lol
Oct 06 12 10:17 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10,064
Middle Island, New York, US


Karl Blessing wrote:
You ain't never seen Cake Fart?

where did you read cake and fart in that paragraph?

Oct 06 12 10:18 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US


Gabrielle Heather wrote:
link to the farting one please lol

Sorry, I don't have a link to that one.  I just saw the casting call on Craigs List for Orange County.  To bad I can't submit my dog...she would be great at it.

Oct 06 12 10:37 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
NothingIsRealButTheGirl
Posts: 32,400
Los Angeles, California, US


Craigslist ad seeks topless Dungeons & Dragons dungeon master, “serious applicants” only

http://io9.com/5948474/craigslist-ad-se … cants-only
Oct 06 12 10:39 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
V Laroche
Posts: 2,746
New Orleans, Louisiana, US


There's a fetish for everything. I can never be surprised anymore.
Oct 06 12 10:39 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Photos 4 The Memories
Posts: 1,276
Kewaskum, Wisconsin, US


Gabrielle Heather wrote:
link to the farting one please lol

I think this is it.
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tlg/3287247518.html
Here is the shoe one.
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tlg/3310383083.html

Oct 06 12 10:41 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10,064
Middle Island, New York, US


Photos 4 The Memories  wrote:
I think this is it.
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tlg/3287247518.html

hahahaahaahahahh

Oct 06 12 10:42 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Karl Blessing
Posts: 30,853
Grand Rapids, Michigan, US


Gabrielle Heather wrote:

where did you read cake and fart in that paragraph?

Said never seen a farting fetish... well the cake fart site I guess would count as such.

Oct 06 12 10:42 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10,064
Middle Island, New York, US


Photos 4 The Memories  wrote:
I think this is it.
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tlg/3287247518.html
Here is the shoe one.
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tlg/3310383083.html

"not a weird guy just like feet lmao"   suuuuuuuuuuure

Oct 06 12 10:43 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10,064
Middle Island, New York, US


Karl Blessing wrote:
Said never seen a farting fetish... well the cake fart site I guess would count as such.

no clue what you are talking about, sorry

Oct 06 12 10:45 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US


Hmmm...I wonder if models should list farting in their profile as a talent?
Oct 06 12 10:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Top Level Studio
Posts: 3,232
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada


Misty R H wrote:
Hmmm...I wonder if models should list farting in their profile as a talent?

Hard to say.  Demand for fart porn may have peaked in 2005.

However, 2nd wave fart porn could be on the rise.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brazilian-fart-porn

Oct 06 12 10:49 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Karl Blessing
Posts: 30,853
Grand Rapids, Michigan, US


Gabrielle Heather wrote:

no clue what you are talking about, sorry

It's a site with a video of a chick doing nothing more than dipping her bare ass onto a cake with frosting, then lifting up and farting the frosting off her ass.

Oct 06 12 11:00 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Greg Kolack
Posts: 17,717
Downers Grove, Illinois, US


Craigslist can be a great source for some fascinating reading...
Oct 08 12 06:12 pm  Link  Quote 
Makeup Artist
SD Makeup Artisty
Posts: 184
Hicksville, New York, US


This one's called, "Get Paid to Wear Hair"http://longisland.craigslist.org/tlg/3325510475.html

lol, Craigslist.
Oct 08 12 06:45 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
immateria
Posts: 15,446
Brooklyn, New York, US


Oct 08 12 06:49 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US


Craigslist came through again today for some entertaining posts.

There is a post today where the poster is wanting to pay someone (a woman)  $100 an hour to watch a guy and his girlfriend "make out."  It pretty much says,
"Watching - my girlfriend is looking or wanting a woman watch us make out". 
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tlg/3327626085.html


This is another fun one where the poster is looking to pay females to wash their hair for fun. 
http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/tlg/3328006485.html

So female MM'rs if you want to make some $, come to Orange County and you can get paid to watch someone make out and wash your hair.


Hmmm, I wonder if you can do the things together.  Watch somone make out while having your hair washed. :-)
Oct 09 12 08:41 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Wicked Photos
Posts: 7,562
New York, New York, US


my isnt quite so interesting but kinda fits in here..

i replied to this ad for a girl lookin for guys. we exchanged some emails and pictures. but she said to sign up to this sexymatch.com site so i can get a number. i thought this was kinda weird but i am tempted to do it. she is a good lookin girl and even wrote a note saying hi to me to make sure she was legit. i also sent emails out to other girls so i'll see what happens tomorrow.
Oct 09 12 08:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US


Wicked Photos wrote:
my isnt quite so interesting but kinda fits in here..

i replied to this ad for a girl lookin for guys. we exchanged some emails and pictures. but she said to sign up to this sexymatch.com site so i can get a number. i thought this was kinda weird but i am tempted to do it. she is a good lookin girl and even wrote a note saying hi to me to make sure she was legit. i also sent emails out to other girls so i'll see what happens tomorrow.

If it works out, you can then do you own Craigslist posting offering to pay someone to watch you "make-out". :-)

Oct 09 12 08:57 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US


Another funny post today.

A guy posted.

"Need a Model as a Date to make Ex Jealous" 

He needs a "hotty" to go to the movies with.  He will pay for everything even the 420 and pay $50 as well.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/tl … 36858.html

Don't you think you would want to be seen with a "hotty" in a place where she can be seen instead of a dark movie theater.
Oct 13 12 09:10 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Fine Wine
Posts: 226
Orange, California, US


Does anyone want to model for a guy visiting the sperm bank?  If so check out this Craigslist ad.  Craigslist postings are definitely a form of entertainment.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tl … 01999.html


28 year old single white male athletic build, tan, 6' 2", 200 lbs. I need a female model to go to a sperm bank with me to do some modeling. If interested email me a pic and your number and I will reply promptly.

• Location: Los Angeles
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: 7.5k year attend once a week
Dec 01 12 09:58 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Roy Hubbard
Posts: 2,763
New York, New York, US


borat

SEEKING HIPSTER GIRL WITH BIG FEET $100 (GREENPOINT)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/crg/3448770982.html
Kick your sweaty flats off in my face and make me smell your feet while you text about where the party is tonight.

Love thin, nerdy, artsy girls.

Cool guy in his 20's wants to live out this fantasy for a few minutes before, well, going to a party!

Let's meet at a bar and have a beer.
Dec 01 12 10:02 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Paul AI
Posts: 1,046
Shawnee, Oklahoma, US


CL is boring in OKC sad
Dec 01 12 10:10 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
C. Scott Photography
Posts: 1,402
Huntington Beach, California, US


Wicked Photos wrote:
my isnt quite so interesting but kinda fits in here..

i replied to this ad for a girl lookin for guys. we exchanged some emails and pictures. but she said to sign up to this sexymatch.com site so i can get a number. i thought this was kinda weird but i am tempted to do it. she is a good lookin girl and even wrote a note saying hi to me to make sure she was legit. i also sent emails out to other girls so i'll see what happens tomorrow.

Oh man your not serious are you? 

How sweet and naive. 

Its a scam bro.  There's a Nigerian on the other end of that email message and hot pics.

Dec 01 12 10:10 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Isis22
Posts: 2,403
Muncie, Indiana, US


C. Scott Photography wrote:

Oh man your not serious are you? 

How sweet and naive. 

Its a scam bro.  There's a Nigerian on the other end of that email message and hot pics.

CL is full of scams. Be careful.

Dec 02 12 05:42 am  Link  Quote 
Model
Misty R H
Posts: 471
Anaheim, California, US


Isis22 wrote:
CL is full of scams. Be careful.

CL is indeed full of scams and posts for adult work and escorts services.  But in weeding through those I have found some nice legitimate ads. Unfortunately to get the legitimate ads you have to use your brain and filter through the rest of the crap.

Dec 02 12 08:38 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Wicked Photos
Posts: 7,562
New York, New York, US


C. Scott Photography wrote:

Oh man your not serious are you? 

How sweet and naive. 

Its a scam bro.  There's a Nigerian on the other end of that email message and hot pics.

i never did it but odd to see this thread still going.. this happened awhile back

Dec 02 12 02:08 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
All Yours Photography
Posts: 2,272
Toledo, Ohio, US


Maybe not amusing, but there may be some MM models in the Detroit area interested in this:

toledo craigslist > gigs > talent gigs
please flag with care: [?]
miscategorized
prohibited
spam/overpost
best of craigslist
ATTENTION ALL MODELS THAT WERE RIPPED OFF BY ONE SOURCE TALENT (WE CAN GET YOU A REFUND)

Date: 2012-12-06, 6:46AM EST
Reply to this post 8knkk-3453101079@gigs.craigslist.org[?]
ANY MODELS THAT WERE RIPPED OFF BY ONE SOURCE TALENT CAN GET THEIR MONEY BACK, PLUS, HELP FOR THEM TO GET SHUT DOWN. YOU PAID THEM YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY TO GET YOU A JOB, AND, THEY NEVER DID. THEY RIP OFF MORE THAN A MILLION PEOPLE A YEAR. SEND US BY EMAIL YOUR NAME, PHONE NUMBER, WE'LL HELP YOU. WE ARE A CASTING DIRECTOR IN DETROIT.
Location: WE CAN GET YOU A REFUND
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
PostingID:3453101079
Dec 06 12 10:34 am  Link  Quote 
Model
Wynd Mulysa
Posts: 8,597
Berkeley, California, US


sorry, i didn't have time to read through the thread to see if this has been said, but:

the talent section is full of pervy posts because craigslist took their "adult gigs" section off a while back.  some of those posters are still trying to find people.  some days about 1/3 of the "talent gigs" are posts looking for people to act in porn. 

i personally think it was a bad move, taking off the "adult gigs."  hmm.  but there is a whole background here...

ETA: i live for a lot of these weird posts, this is what i look for when i go to craigslist.
Dec 06 12 10:48 am  Link  Quote 
Model
Galas
Posts: 1,273
Atlanta, Georgia, US


FTR, fart clips tend to be very heavily requested custom orders for some people... I mean, from what I've heard.
Dec 06 12 11:07 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
All Yours Photography
Posts: 2,272
Toledo, Ohio, US


BECOME A PART OF OUR TEAM OF FLIGHT ATTENDANTS (Toledo OH)

Date: 2012-12-09, 12:18PM EST
Reply to this post kq5n6-3466434225@job.craigslist.org[?]
Individuals good in English and Cantonese, Czech, Danish, Dutch, French, German, Greek, Hebrew, Hungarian, Italian, Japanese and Swedish preferred.

Our Flight Attendants are actually the face of our company and must be determined about maximizing each customer's experience while improving the company.

Flight Attendant is desired to deliver sparkling service and show a hostility that will be remembered by our customers.

In return, Our Company offers employees industry leading advantages, good salaries, designer uniforms and international travel privileges

JOB QUALIFICATIONS:
A high school diploma/GED and passport are required
Location: Toledo OH
Compensation: 14 to 30 an hour
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID:3466434225



Really, they want hostile flight attendants?  I'm sure that the customer will remember that!
Dec 10 12 02:17 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Fine Wine
Posts: 226
Orange, California, US


All Yours Photography wrote:
Really, they want hostile flight attendants?  I'm sure that the customer will remember that!

Perhaps training includes anger management...they can direct their anger at the passengers.  They can throw food at the passengers like they do at the stadiums.

Dec 10 12 07:56 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Paolo Diavolo
Posts: 8,263
Pleasant Hill, California, US


just came across this perfect ad out of a horror movie.
trade for:

"brass knife meat hooks + more"
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/bar/3418768894.html
Dec 11 12 01:43 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
GCobb Photography
Posts: 15,890
Southaven, Mississippi, US


There's another one going around where someone wants to pay $50 for someone to lie in a bathtub full of noodles.
Dec 11 12 07:30 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
All Yours Photography
Posts: 2,272
Toledo, Ohio, US


I can't find it now, but there was one where they were looking for a model to mess their pants on camera.
Dec 11 12 01:39 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Fine Wine
Posts: 226
Orange, California, US


GCobb Photography wrote:
There's another one going around where someone wants to pay $50 for someone to lie in a bathtub full of noodles.

I guess the title of this shoot would be "chick in noodle" wink

All Yours Photography wrote:
I can't find it now, but there was one where they were looking for a model to mess their pants on camera.

It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. Really?

Dec 11 12 08:41 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Paul AI
Posts: 1,046
Shawnee, Oklahoma, US


I can't remember the city now, but there was a CL listing where a photographer would follow you around with *your* camera and provide 100 unedited images for $10.
Dec 11 12 08:43 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
AG_Boston
Posts: 345
Boston, Massachusetts, US


I've heard about a CL "model" in my area who will model for ANYTHING, then let the photographer have their way with her...ewww...PUKE! neutral

Sounds like a great way to get STDs, and wreck the self esteem of this young woman.
Dec 11 12 09:02 pm  Link  Quote 
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