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VesperAnn
Posts: 66
Omaha, Nebraska, US


....in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. How will you use it?

The first item you see to your right is the item you will be left with to use in the zombie apocalypse.

Based on the item of the person above you, would you want them on your team?
Oct 15 12 06:03 pm  Link  Quote 
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VesperAnn
Posts: 66
Omaha, Nebraska, US


The item to my right is a Mr. Pibb soda bottle.
Oct 15 12 06:04 pm  Link  Quote 
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SPV Photo
Posts: 781
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


VesperAnn wrote:
The item to my right is a Mr. Pibb soda bottle.

Hmmm....maybe we can give the zombies diabetes?

To my right is a Canon 580 EX II flash.

Oct 15 12 06:09 pm  Link  Quote 
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B E A R
Posts: 474
Riverside, California, US


SPV Photo wrote:

Hmmm....maybe we can give the zombies diabetes?

To my right is a Canon 580 EX II flash.

I have a pillow.....uhm pillow fight with pictures!? Lol

Oct 15 12 06:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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Maruschke
Posts: 543
Darfield, Canterbury, New Zealand


Bear wrote:

I have a pillow.....uhm pillow fight with pictures!? Lol

Lol, I have a blanket.

Oct 15 12 06:33 pm  Link  Quote 
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Julia Francesca
Posts: 2,357
Maumee, Ohio, US


to my right is the catalogs my son is selling crap from for his school's fundraiser. i could bore them to sleep with my horrible sales pitch and they could sleep under your blanket.
Oct 15 12 07:33 pm  Link  Quote 
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F8 Productions
Posts: 69
Chicago, Illinois, US


I'm really screwed since my treadmill is to my right.  It's WAY too heavy to use as a weapon and any chance of enticing the zombies to exercise themselves to death is non-existant.  I'd gladly have any of the above people with me...
Oct 15 12 07:42 pm  Link  Quote 
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Renato Alberto
Posts: 875
San Francisco, California, US


Caustic Disco wrote:
to my right is the catalogs my son is selling crap from for his school's fundraiser. i could bore them to sleep with my horrible sales pitch and they could sleep under your blanket.

To my right I have my dachshund puppy named Lilly.
I would build a fire with all your catalogs!!! I think Zombies are scared of fire right?

Oct 15 12 07:42 pm  Link  Quote 
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GER Photography
Posts: 7,816
Imperial, California, US


There's a little nail clipper on the table next to me? Now if you let me go in the other room, the zombies wouldn't have a chance!!:-)))
Oct 15 12 07:46 pm  Link  Quote 
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charvisioku
Posts: 61
York, England, United Kingdom


A nail clipper? I'd say no.. but it's better than mine. An apple. Even I can't think of anything I'd do with a freakin' apple. -_-"
Oct 23 12 05:13 pm  Link  Quote 
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OmnyRa
Posts: 1,029
Indianapolis, Indiana, US


charvisioku wrote:
A nail clipper? I'd say no.. but it's better than mine. An apple. Even I can't think of anything I'd do with a freakin' apple. -_-"

I'd cram the apple down the zombie's throat to gag/choke them as a distraction while I haul ass outta there!  To my right is Window blinds.

Oct 23 12 06:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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Gita Lei
Posts: 40
Austin, Texas, US


OmnyRa wrote:

I'd cram the apple down the zombie's throat to gag/choke them as a distraction while I haul ass outta there!  To my right is Window blinds.

Mine is a car door.. I say we make a good team ^_^

Oct 23 12 06:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Cynthia Serrano
Posts: 12,466
Newark, New Jersey, US


Car door works lol I'm with you I have a small pair of scissors to my right
Oct 23 12 07:05 pm  Link  Quote 
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Mark Anthony Photo
Posts: 199
Pottstown, Pennsylvania, US


To my right is a box that has everything from extra BP meds and a couple of old hunting knives. And a glass of water. Still don't think I would last long.

I think the scissors would be broken into two pieces and we could use 4 knives.
Oct 23 12 07:25 pm  Link  Quote 
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Urban Exp photography
Posts: 117
Tacoma, Washington, US


Mark Anthony Photo wrote:
To my right is a box that has everything from extra BP meds and a couple of old hunting knives. And a glass of water. Still don't think I would last long.

I think the scissors would be broken into two pieces and we could use 4 knives.

definately want you on my team....ill need the bp meds once i actually see the zombie cause i may just have a stroke.

the item to my right is a cell phone

Oct 30 12 11:03 am  Link  Quote 
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M Pandolfo Photography
Posts: 12,116
Tampa, Florida, US


Urban Exp photography wrote:
the item to my right is a cell phone

Excellent. The item to my right is a half-empty quad, iced breve mocha. Perhaps you can call for a refill smile

Oct 30 12 11:13 am  Link  Quote 
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Azimuth Arts
Posts: 1,489
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Michael Pandolfo wrote:

Excellent. The item to my right is a half-empty quad, iced breve mocha. Perhaps you can call for a refill smile

If it was a hot coffee then maybe....

I have a bag of baked lays creamy dill potato chips

I am a dead man...

Oct 30 12 11:20 am  Link  Quote 
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Lucy Breeze
Posts: 49
Markham, Ontario, Canada


If they bag of chips was always full then definatley, but other wise....

I have one of those metal pronged things for roasting marsh mallows and hot dogs on a fire...

It's kinda pointy..... ish...
Nov 04 12 07:03 pm  Link  Quote 
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_Rei_
Posts: 124
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia


Lucy Breeze wrote:
If they bag of chips was always full then definatley, but other wise....

I have one of those metal pronged things for roasting marsh mallows and hot dogs on a fire...

It's kinda pointy..... ish...

I've got a sports bra to my right (it's laundry day). I plan to put it on and run like hell from those zombies.

If they catch us, at least we've got a metal pronged thing too. We can either try to stab them, or have a toasted marshmallow before we perish...

Nov 04 12 07:18 pm  Link  Quote 
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Kev Lawson
Posts: 7,422
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Lucy Breeze wrote:
If they bag of chips was always full then definatley, but other wise....

I have one of those metal pronged things for roasting marsh mallows and hot dogs on a fire...

It's kinda pointy..... ish...

To defend myself against the next "escort" that is trying to make off with camera gear.

A half full glass of Rum and Coke.

Nov 04 12 07:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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MaddieHearts
Posts: 8
Lewiston, Maine, US


The item to my right, is at this moment, a bottle of ginger ale. Hmmm. Well the person above me had a glass of rum amd coke, so if we were a team we could take out a few zombies at least...
Nov 05 12 09:13 am  Link  Quote 
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Just Danielle
Posts: 2,320
Petersfield, England, United Kingdom


MaddieHearts wrote:
The item to my right, is at this moment, a bottle of ginger ale. Hmmm. Well the person above me had a glass of rum amd coke, so if we were a team we could take out a few zombies at least...

The first item is my handbag with everything in it so I'd love to keep that! And yes I would keep the person above me in my team, ginger ale might keep the zombies at bay since it's quite strong smelling!!

Nov 05 12 09:17 am  Link  Quote 
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DAN CRUIKSHANK
Posts: 1,786
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada


Red stapler to my right...  Good for bashing zombie skulls, and when I get lonely and bored I can reinact Office Space! And yes, anyone above can join me... After all, it would be a waste to reinact such a classic film without an audience smile
Nov 05 12 09:26 am  Link  Quote 
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DanaBarrett Photography
Posts: 1,030
Franklin, Tennessee, US


To my right is a stack of blu rays I need to catalog and a stack of papers including bills, model releases, photography magazines, and coupons.  My left is far more interesting, a sleepy cat with razor sharp claws.  Hmm  blu rays and papers...   I could maybe build a defensive wall out of them? 

I will happily take the stapler owner, to get the ones the break through.
Nov 05 12 12:52 pm  Link  Quote 
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Shauni Mary Jane
Posts: 986
Thief River Falls, Minnesota, US


I would really have to be personally attached to the person above me to consider having them on my team. Paper isn't going to be very helpful. :p We could give the zombies paper cuts? Those always suck.

I have a wallet and a adapter cord next to me. Cord could be used for strangling, wallet could be used for throwing at heads, and smacking repeatedly.
Nov 05 12 05:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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cubicmicron photography
Posts: 381
Smyrna, Georgia, US


I would trip and strangle the zombies with the cord.

The item to my right is a window.
Nov 06 12 11:10 am  Link  Quote 
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Lily Darling
Posts: 1,299
Lansing, Michigan, US


cubicmicron photography wrote:
I would trip and strangle the zombies with the cord.

The item to my right is a window.

I'd use the glass from the window to cut them up!

I got an iPad and a wedding dress tongue

Nov 06 12 11:50 am  Link  Quote 
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