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Paolo Diavolo
Posts: 8,342
Martinez, California, US


Saw this clip on family guy where Quagmire opens up his fridge,...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPx6CeBdGA

Its totally my fridge! i started crackin up.
I have 6 bottles of water, 1 beer, half a 2 liter of sprite, and a little sunny d, a bottle of champagne and some individually wrapped cheese slices and butter.

the in the door theres some ketchup, mustard, etc. and some cheese and pepper packets that came with pizza delivery, and a few little creamers (i dont drink coffee) from my ex girlfriend that have been sitting there for months.

my freezer is also empty; just ice cubes and a bottle of tequila.


whats in your fridge?
I don't want to hear about all your great food.
I only wanna hear about it if it's depressing tongue
Nov 12 12 09:45 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,283
Hayward, California, US


*leaves*



*comes back*

well, I only have 1 bottle of vodka in my freezer.  That is depressing to me.  It's Ciroc.
Nov 12 12 09:50 pm  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 10,843
Sun City, California, US


1/2 gal of milk
4 opened catsup bottles - (none near finished)
2 expired half used salad dressings.
dried margarine
Some boxed juice from  - A while ago
Film
2 slices of cheese
Lunch meat
a half bottle of maple syrup
a pan of beans from the stove - with a plate as lid.

Depressing enough for ya!

It is for me sad
Nov 12 12 09:52 pm  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
Posts: 8,342
Martinez, California, US


Damon Banner wrote:
well, I only have 1 bottle of vodka in my freezer.

i dont keep my booze in the freezer. the tequila i have in there, belongs to Dayyy Dreamerrr when she stayed here, back in feb/march. i'm not big on tequila.
all my booze is on the counter; whiskey, two kinds of rum, flavored vodka, regular vodka.
never understood why people put it in the freezer unless its for shots?

Vintagevista wrote:
a pan of beans from the stove - with a plate as lid.

this made me happy.

Nov 12 12 09:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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hygvhgvkhy
Posts: 2,092
Chicago, Illinois, US


Paolo Diavolo wrote:

Damon Banner wrote:
well, I only have 1 bottle of vodka in my freezer.

i dont keep my booze in the freezer. the tequila i have in there, belongs to Dayyy Dreamerrr when she stayed here, back in feb/march. i'm not big on tequila.
all my booze is on the counter; whiskey, two kinds of rum, flavored vodka, regular vodka.
never understood why people put it in the freezer unless its for shots?


this made me happy.

A lot of people have more space in the freezer than they do the counter/fridge. My mom has a bunch of little bottles of Smirnoff flavors& baileys from a wedding in her freezer. I want to steal them:/ (more because they're cute than i want to drink them)

Nov 13 12 12:44 am  Link  Quote 
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Ronin_LLC
Posts: 2,012
Louisville, Kentucky, US


Fridge:
1 1/2 gallon of milk
Almost empty quart of OJ
A dozen eggs with some missing.
Ketchup
Pickle relish
Baby Ray's BBQ
Mustard
Bacon
Jar of Pickles
Hot dogs
Tub of butter
Sticks of butter
.357 magnum loaded with .38 special rounds
Half gallon of Spaghetti
Pulled BBQ
Half rack of ribs
2lbs of Potatos.
Drawer of random stuff you get with delivery and takeout, etc
Bottles and cans of soda.
Chicken soup
Cans of biscuits and cinnamon rolls.
Mac and Cheese.

Freezer:
10lbs of beef
Chicken Breasts
Hamburger patties
Pizza
Ice cubes
Donuts
Bread and buns
Vodka

As you can see, nothing to eat.
Nov 13 12 01:05 am  Link  Quote 
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hygvhgvkhy
Posts: 2,092
Chicago, Illinois, US


Ronin why do you keep a gun in your fridge..?
Nov 13 12 01:43 am  Link  Quote 
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Ronin_LLC
Posts: 2,012
Louisville, Kentucky, US


Presley ONeil wrote:
Ronin why do you keep a gun in your fridge..?

Because revenge is a dish best served cold, plus some times left overs can mutate and become unruly.



I know its a lame set up for a joke, but I like it.

Nov 13 12 01:53 am  Link  Quote 
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GH-Photography
Posts: 9,420
Brunswick, Georgia, US


Ronin_LLC wrote:

plus some times left overs can mutate and become unruly.

So your going to arm your unruly mutant leftovers?

Nov 13 12 02:04 am  Link  Quote 
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Ronin_LLC
Posts: 2,012
Louisville, Kentucky, US


Greg Holt Photography wrote:
So your going to arm your unruly mutant leftovers?

No you need the gun closer at hand where you can reach it while being strangled by beef stroganoff gone wild.

And if the Punisher movie has taught me anything its that when an enormous Russian assassin played by Kevin Nash is trying to kill you, you can never have enough weapons hidden in odd places.

Nov 13 12 02:32 am  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
Posts: 8,342
Martinez, California, US


I don't want to hear about food!
I said I only wanna hear about your fridge if its depressing. tongue

Go dig up the grocery thread if u wanna talk about food. wink
Nov 13 12 08:29 am  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,283
Hayward, California, US


I found 4 lbs of filet mignon in my freezer!
Nov 13 12 09:32 am  Link  Quote 
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Sarah Robinson-Bird
Posts: 539
Sheffield, England, United Kingdom


Half a jar of tikka marinade
Three garlic cloves
Butter tub containing more crumbs of toast than butter
Nov 13 12 09:39 am  Link  Quote 
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Anne_C
Posts: 728
Bellingham, Washington, US


As a woman with children who cooks every day, I will not comment about my fridge. 

I will, however, mention that my freezer contains the decapitated head of a black bear, wrapped in a plastic bag.

I've been meaning to do something with it, but just haven't gotten around to it yet.  Every time I leave the kids with the babysitter I worry she'll get a nasty surprise while rooting around for chicken nuggets or something.
Nov 13 12 10:13 am  Link  Quote 
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DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,553
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Paolo Diavolo wrote:
I don't want to hear about food!
I said I only wanna hear about your fridge if its depressing. tongue

Go dig up the grocery thread if u wanna talk about food. wink

I laughed at your fridge the other night...I see that it's not changed. tongue

I won't tell you what's in my fridge/freezer, you'll just be jealous.  However, I want the tequila that's in yours.

Nov 13 12 10:26 am  Link  Quote 
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Burlap Rats
Posts: 18,942
Riverside, California, US


I live in an apartment with three other people. I am the only one who buys food. So, right now? There is my little corner, half a carton of eggs, two small containers of yogurt, one beer, and some hash browns in the freezer.

On their half? And expired carton of milk, an empty Sriracha bottle, open cans of tea, a couple beers, expired yogurt, what I suspect was once blueberries.

And no, I have given up cleaning the fridge. I do and three days later, squalor.
Nov 13 12 12:10 pm  Link  Quote 
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Wildcat Photography
Posts: 1,486
Valparaiso, Indiana, US


Presley ONeil wrote:
Ronin why do you keep a gun in your fridge..?

For when the milk goes bad...REALLY BAD!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q9HTHt05j1s/S5ar1iY1OjI/AAAAAAAAAB8/hGWGvaFGtqk/S640/milk_gone_bad.gif

Wildcat

Nov 13 12 12:28 pm  Link  Quote 
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BlueMoonPics
Posts: 4,219
New York, New York, US


I have some Bambi in my freezer. big_smile
Nov 13 12 05:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
Posts: 36,338
Boston, Massachusetts, US


Paolo Diavolo wrote:
whats in your fridge?
I don't want to hear about all your great food.
I only wanna hear about it if it's depressing tongue

...it was depressing on Friday, but I went shopping Saturday, so now it's full of vegetables and stuff.

Nov 13 12 06:02 pm  Link  Quote 
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scrymettet
Posts: 31,927
Quebec, Quebec, Canada


ShivaKitty wrote:

...it was depressing on Friday, but I went shopping Saturday, so now it's full of vegetables and stuff.

you are a guy ? yikes

Nov 13 12 06:09 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
Posts: 36,338
Boston, Massachusetts, US


scrymettet wrote:

you are a guy ? yikes

I have an existential penis.

Nov 13 12 06:10 pm  Link  Quote 
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scrymettet
Posts: 31,927
Quebec, Quebec, Canada


ShivaKitty wrote:

I have an existential penis.

Simone would be proud of you

Nov 13 12 06:12 pm  Link  Quote 
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Model Sarah
Posts: 38,909
Columbus, Ohio, US


Damon Banner wrote:
I found 4 lbs of filet mignon in my freezer!

Who says that?!


My fridge is:
eggs
1/2 gallon of soy milk
gallon of real milk
random wedge of cheese I had with wine
ham deli meat
tub of crushed tomatoes
zucchini, tomatoes, onion, bell peppers, potatoes, carrots (all in the same bottom drawers)
romaine
condiments


I have everything but protein. THAT is depressing in my house. A fridge without meat. You'd think I was a vegetarian.

Nov 13 12 06:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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-Jen-
Posts: 46,819
Howell, Michigan, US


a 1/2 gallon of Lactaid milk
a chicken leg thats seen better days
a pan with noodles in it, with a paper plate as a top
pickles
thai food that really needs to go into the garbage
lots of dressings and barbecue sauces most of which are way past their sell by date
string cheese
american cheese slices
Raspberry Grape V8 Splash
apple sauce packets
a variety of cat antibiotics
4 jars of open and half empty jalapenos
cookie dough
granola bars
Raspberry Wheat Shock Top
4 mini bottles of lambrusco
a couple bottles of pop
lunch meat
and left overs from the bbq chicken the kids and I had for dinner last night.
oh...and some uncooked chorizo that will probably be dinner tonight.
I really need to clean out my fridge and go grocery shopping.
Nov 14 12 06:23 am  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
Posts: 8,342
Martinez, California, US


*goes to steals Jen's shocktop*
Nov 14 12 07:32 am  Link  Quote 
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-Jen-
Posts: 46,819
Howell, Michigan, US


Paolo Diavolo wrote:
*goes to steals Jen's shocktop*

It is amazing.  However, I dont seem to ever drink while I'm at home.

Nov 14 12 08:34 am  Link  Quote 
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Fergy
Posts: 22,360
Fenton, Michigan, US


Paolo Diavolo wrote:
*goes to steals Jen's shocktop*

*steals shocktop from Paolo*


Muhahahahahaha!


My fridge has food in it, simply because I just went shopping and spent almost $300.  Ask my kids they will say there is nothing to eat in the house!!!  Brats!

Nov 15 12 10:06 am  Link  Quote 
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Nemi
Posts: 27,411
Jamaica, New York, US


I have one of these.
Small bottles of water.
Large bottle of water.
8 Jars of handmade pickles.
One bottle aloe drink.
Peroxide(?)

Cat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/nakedkatie2000/smallerfridgecat-1.jpg
Nov 15 12 10:08 am  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
Posts: 8,342
Martinez, California, US


Paolo Diavolo wrote:
*goes to steals Jen's shocktop*
Fergy wrote:
*steals shocktop from Paolo*

*steals it back*

p.s. nice booty!

Nov 15 12 04:45 pm  Link  Quote 
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DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,553
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


-Jen- wrote:
a 1/2 gallon of Lactaid milk
a chicken leg thats seen better days
a pan with noodles in it, with a paper plate as a top
pickles
thai food that really needs to go into the garbage
lots of dressings and barbecue sauces most of which are way past their sell by date
string cheese
american cheese slices
Raspberry Grape V8 Splash
apple sauce packets
a variety of cat antibiotics
4 jars of open and half empty jalapenos
cookie dough
granola bars
Raspberry Wheat Shock Top
4 mini bottles of lambrusco
a couple bottles of pop
lunch meat
and left overs from the bbq chicken the kids and I had for dinner last night.
oh...and some uncooked chorizo that will probably be dinner tonight.
I really need to clean out my fridge and go grocery shopping.

OMG, I made chorizo and eggs last night for dinner.  NOM

Nov 16 12 09:20 am  Link  Quote 
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Fergy
Posts: 22,360
Fenton, Michigan, US


Paolo Diavolo wrote:

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
*goes to steals Jen's shocktop*

*steals it back*

p.s. nice booty!

Thank you!!

borat

Nov 16 12 12:18 pm  Link  Quote 
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Burlap Rats
Posts: 18,942
Riverside, California, US


Nemi wrote:
I have one of these.
Small bottles of water.
Large bottle of water.
8 Jars of handmade pickles.
One bottle aloe drink.
Peroxide(?)

Cat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/nakedkatie2000/smallerfridgecat-1.jpg

Adorable!

Nov 16 12 12:23 pm  Link  Quote 
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Jason Haven
Posts: 38,290
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Juice
Milk
Beer
Frozen fruit
Frozen yogurt
Nov 16 12 12:40 pm  Link  Quote 
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K Allende
Posts: 14,172
Columbus, Ohio, US


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
Juice
Milk
Beer
Frozen fruit
Frozen yogurt

All the food groups!

(That really matter)

Nov 16 12 12:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lily Darling
Posts: 1,299
Lansing, Michigan, US


Milk
Soda
Chocolate syrup
Leftover fast food
Ketchup/ mustard/ mayo/ dressings

And if you want to add the freezer I can throw in...

Ice cream
Frozen pizzas
And egg rolls
Nov 16 12 02:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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Zaychik
Posts: 7,787
San Francisco, California, US


*pokepokepokepokepoke*

*Frolics off*

....

oh, and I have beers and grapes in my fridge. Prolly some other stuff too. I'm too lazy to get off the couch and see. big_smile
Nov 16 12 03:00 pm  Link  Quote 
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sdgillis
Posts: 2,434
Portland, Oregon, US


Paolo Diavolo wrote:
whats in your fridge?
I don't want to hear about all your great food.
I only wanna hear about it if it's depressing tongue

Fridge?
A bunch of old garden veggies that I need to throw out
dozen eggs
1 torilla
several cans of sparkling water.
lots of condiments
2 lbs of hops.... (I really should brew)
leftover rice
6 pack of celebration ale
a rockstar energy drink I got when Nat was here forever ago.
an onion
22lb turkey.

Nov 16 12 06:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Zaychik
Posts: 7,787
San Francisco, California, US


sdgillis wrote:

Fridge?
A bunch of old garden veggies that I need to throw out
dozen eggs
1 torilla
several cans of sparkling water.
lots of condiments
2 lbs of hops.... (I really should brew)
leftover rice
6 pack of celebration ale
a rockstar energy drink I got when Nat was here forever ago.
an onion
22lb turkey.

And more of those amazing cookies for Zay.

...


Right?

big_smile

Nov 16 12 07:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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Becks
Posts: 31,792
Atlanta, Georgia, US


=_=

Salad dressing, bagels, ketchup, frozen Tombstone pizza, and a scandalously old bowl of baked beans that my mother put in the fridge like a MONTH ago and forgot about yikes


...We're very much eat-outers. Even if it's healthy, like a salad, it's still much more likely eaten in a restaurant than in the dining room XD Our fridge is just kind of perpetually sad.

Especially since my brother that lives in the basement is a well known food thief-- I have to hide nonperishables in my closet on a shelf (I have a dresser for my clothes, so my closet is empty anyway, haha) so that they don't mysteriously vanish before I get around to eating them. I haven't had a refridgerator-cold can of CocaCola in a YEAR!!! because I can't store them in the fridge without losing 50% of a 12-pack to the jerk. Needless to say, after things started going missing from my freaking bedroom CLOSET, I got a lock, with a key, for my bedroom door. Take that mad
Nov 16 12 09:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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Apodyopsis
Posts: 6,087
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Our fridge is a stock of lots of condiments nobody uses but Im not allowed to just get rid of.
Beverages
cheese
bacon
some veggies
eggs
some goo Im gonna smear on nicoles face tomorrow
and a party platter im keeping as a science experiment.
Nov 16 12 09:57 pm  Link  Quote 
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