So I have been doing the smart thing with the economy in the crapper for the last 5 years and been investing gold.

So after buying up gold like a mad man, I am starting to feel like a dwarf hording all this gold.

So is anyone else doing this, or am I just crazy for like those paranoid end of the world freaks.

When a real crisis hits, will that gold taste better than it does normally?  Will its nutritional content increase? 

Will it suddenly become more portable? 

When a real crisis hits, and everyone, at the same time, decides it's time to sell their gold and do something with the proceeds, what will happen to the price?

I don't think that gold value will decrease. The scenario you are describing is of armagedon proportions and thats very unlikely is going to happen.

I am hoping the Obama reelection causes the crazies to panic buy gold so that the price goes up and I can sell for a profit.

you are the crazy.