Damon Banner wrote:
Everytime I do that, I wake up and my clothes are all disheveled and there is some money on the night stand
I went on a date with myself, last night, and this morning I discovered that my clothes were strewn all over the place, and my bath towel was draped over the shower door handle inside...INSIDE...the shower. Not on the outer handle, but INSIDE. I don't even ever drape it on the outer handle. I put it on the towel bar on the wall. I'm like dafuq did this get here??