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The Face Photography
Posts: 1,549
Madrid, Madrid, Spain


Maybe you remember the film 'Men in black' when an alien lands on the Earth and needs to disguise himself, and chooses the image of a sculptural woman to be his appearance.

Now imagine that the alien see your port....would he be inevitably attracted by you, would he just have a look and say no in the end, would he simply ignore you or would he vomit his alien meal?

What would he think? 
Nov 22 12 11:57 pm  Link  Quote 
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Maruschke
Posts: 543
Darfield, Canterbury, New Zealand


LOL!!! would love to know big_smile

probebly vomit his brains out hehehe
Nov 23 12 12:11 am  Link  Quote 
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Autumn Rose Brightly
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Crowley, Texas, US


Lol please tell smile
Nov 23 12 12:16 am  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Madrid, Madrid, Spain


Maruschke wrote:
LOL!!! would love to know big_smile

probebly vomit his brains out hehehe

He would find you cute and delicate, and probably ask his alien cousin to marry you.

Nov 23 12 12:30 am  Link  Quote 
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-The Dave-
Posts: 8,625
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


I'm in smile
Nov 23 12 12:34 am  Link  Quote 
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Maruschke
Posts: 543
Darfield, Canterbury, New Zealand


The Face Photography wrote:

He would find you cute and delicate, and probably ask his alien cousin to marry you.

Hahahah!! awesome big_smile

Nov 23 12 12:36 am  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Autumn Rose Brightly wrote:
Lol please tell smile

He would take a look at your port, obviously attracted by your beauty, but he would discard you since what he needs is a not so interesting and clever looking woman.

Nov 23 12 12:41 am  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Madrid, Madrid, Spain


-The Dave- wrote:
I'm in smile

Ok, so you are the guy who came with the alien wearing a reflex, are'nt you?

Nov 23 12 12:43 am  Link  Quote 
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Baeli
Posts: 1,016
Truro, England, United Kingdom


This looks like fun, I'm in. smile
Nov 23 12 12:48 am  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Baeli wrote:
This looks like fun, I'm in. smile

First thing he would think would be "wow!! I have been soooooo lucky! I finally found my beloved Freyja"

This would make him be somewhat shy at first, then he would be very attracted by you, and finally he would discard you, because it would be too difficult for him to play the role of a such a lovely girl like you.

Nov 23 12 01:11 am  Link  Quote 
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Axioma
Posts: 6,776
Gent, East Flanders, Belgium


awesome points for the idea of this thread ^^!
Nov 23 12 01:16 am  Link  Quote 
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Amul La La
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Plymouth, England, United Kingdom


Axioma wrote:
awesome points for the idea of this thread ^^!

My Sentiment!

Nov 23 12 02:43 am  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Axioma wrote:
awesome points for the idea of this thread ^^!

I'll assume you want to know what happened to the alien. 

He was left in a state of shock after watching your port, unable to stop admiring you.

So you were a deathly model for him, because he failed to prepare the Earth for the invasion and was punished by his Emperor to silently be in love with you forever.

Nov 23 12 03:43 am  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Madrid, Madrid, Spain


A M U L wrote:

My Sentiment!

Thanks!  

Nov 23 12 03:43 am  Link  Quote 
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Jenny Jannetty
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Roanoke, Virginia, US


How about me?  smile
Nov 23 12 06:43 am  Link  Quote 
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Eclectic Vision
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Toledo, Ohio, US


I'm in.
Nov 23 12 06:45 am  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Jenny Jannetty wrote:
How about me?  smile

He would like your port very much, but he would not use you as a disguise. Instead he would give Jabba The Hut a call, and would say "hey guy, I got a new toy for you!!"

Nov 23 12 06:59 am  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Eclectic Vision  wrote:
I'm in.

Being yours a photographer's port and not a model's one, I think he would be confused by the variety of faces and bodies.

In the end, if he noticed that you are not a model, I guess he would phone to you to arrange a shoot, since alien like nudes very much. He would not need MUA though, since their skin is very sensitive.

Nov 23 12 07:12 am  Link  Quote 
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Jorge Kreimer
Posts: 2,271
Los Angeles, California, US


Sure, I would like to know.
Nov 23 12 08:49 am  Link  Quote 
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Katie Pagani
Posts: 239
New York, New York, US


Let me know!!!
Nov 23 12 10:14 am  Link  Quote 
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Cynthia Serrano
Posts: 12,466
Newark, New Jersey, US


lol great thread hit me
Nov 23 12 10:56 am  Link  Quote 
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Baeli
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Truro, England, United Kingdom


The Face Photography wrote:

First thing he would think would be "wow!! I have been soooooo lucky! I finally found my beloved Freyja"

This would make him be somewhat shy at first, then he would be very attracted by you, and finally he would discard you, because it would be too difficult for him to play the role of a such a lovely girl like you.

tongue Thanks!

Nov 23 12 11:18 am  Link  Quote 
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Annabella Barber
Posts: 25
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia


Me?
Nov 23 12 11:55 am  Link  Quote 
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Jennifer Barker
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Houston, Arkansas, US


How Cute, please tell me  smile
Nov 23 12 12:24 pm  Link  Quote 
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Sarah_
Posts: 1,487
Denver, Colorado, US


LOL I'm hoping he thinks I'm one of his cousins. big_smile
Nov 23 12 01:38 pm  Link  Quote 
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Paige Morgan
Posts: 4,058
New York, New York, US


Fun! Regular people generally think I'm an alien...what do you say?
Nov 23 12 02:12 pm  Link  Quote 
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B E A R
Posts: 474
Riverside, California, US


Lol ok
Nov 23 12 02:12 pm  Link  Quote 
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Supermodel Photographer
Posts: 3,309
Oyster Bay, New York, US


The Face Photography wrote:
Maybe you remember the film 'Men in black' when an alien lands on the Earth and needs to disguise himself, and chooses the image of a sculptural woman to be his appearance.

Now imagine that the alien see your port....would he be inevitably attracted by you, would he just have a look and say no in the end, would he simply ignore you or would he vomit his alien meal?

What would he think? 

He would take solace in the presence of two actresses from Men In Black 3 in my MM portfolios:

Kati Rediger
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/080723/01/4886bb99cb0e1.jpg

Karin Agstam
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/090218/12/499c74250fab7.jpg

Nov 23 12 02:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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_eMMe_
Posts: 842
Florence, Toscana, Italy


I'm curious.
Nov 23 12 02:43 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
The Face Photography
Posts: 1,549
Madrid, Madrid, Spain


Jorge Kreimer wrote:
Sure, I would like to know.

Well, I think the alien would be very attracted by your port, but surely he would find really difficult to try some of the poses he would see.

Nov 23 12 10:31 pm  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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BelezaModel wrote:
Let me know!!!

I'm sure the alien would want a larger portfolio than yours, but he would find it interesting anyway, and would admire such a couple of......well, you know what.

Nov 23 12 10:36 pm  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Cynthia Serrano  wrote:
lol great thread hit me

Seeing some of your shots the alien would think "why is this girl so badly treated? maybe because she is not blonde?"

But then he would see other shots and would be touched by your provocative expression and your stength. After that he would think you are dangerous and decide to try some other disguise.

Nov 23 12 10:44 pm  Link  Quote 
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Annabella Barber wrote:
Me?

Without doubt the alien would ignore you, because everybody would suspect that he was an alien.

Nobody would think that such an amazing model and beautiful woman could be someone born in the Earth.

Nov 23 12 10:52 pm  Link  Quote 
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Jennifer Barker wrote:
How Cute, please tell me  smile

I think the alien would feel really confused about what to do.

He would think that you are a beautiful woman and would be interested in using your appearance, but at the same time, he would very interested in knowing more about you, in finding out why you have such an intriguing eyesight.

I think he would finally kidnap you to chat with you and know you better.

Nov 23 12 11:02 pm  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Sarah_ wrote:
LOL I'm hoping he thinks I'm one of his cousins. big_smile

Wow! No cousins here, he would certainly think "this is for me!!!" 

He would kidnap you and take you to his planet to admire you, locking you in your room until he found out how an alien can marry a lovely human being who is not in love with him.

Nov 23 12 11:12 pm  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Madrid, Madrid, Spain


Paige Morgan wrote:
Fun! Regular people generally think I'm an alien...what do you say?

I have to admit that the alien would be somewhat confused at first, doubting whether you might be one of his colleagues.

But not, in the end he would think that you are a too interesting woman to be a fake one. However, he would ignore you as a disguise, because you would attract the kind of men that love surprises and strong experiences, and politicians are not that kind of men.

Nov 23 12 11:26 pm  Link  Quote 
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Miroslava Svoboda
Posts: 555
Seattle, Washington, US


Can I have a go at the alien? big_smile
Nov 23 12 11:31 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
The Face Photography
Posts: 1,549
Madrid, Madrid, Spain


Bear wrote:
Lol ok

Oh yes, sure!!! He would think that you are the perfect disguise. 

And after using you, he would think that it would be a pity to throw you away, since you are so valuable, and would take you to his planet as a present for his Emperor.

Nov 23 12 11:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
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Madrid, Madrid, Spain


Supermodel Photographer wrote:

He would take solace in the presence of two actresses from Men In Black 3 in my MM portfolio

Oh well, I suppose he would contact you to get some advice about how to conquer the Earth haha!

Nov 23 12 11:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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The Face Photography
Posts: 1,549
Madrid, Madrid, Spain


_eMMe_ wrote:
I'm curious.

I do know what the alien would do.

He would take your body, your sad eyesight, your attractive expression, and would use them to conquer not the Earth, but the heart of a lucky man.

Nov 23 12 11:42 pm  Link  Quote 
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