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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,260
Hayward, California, US


I have seen the effect of corn on others. I have even had to deal with it in my own life. The reality is people eat corn in the privacy of their own homes, and have no idea of the pain and suffering they are causing somewhere else because of their purchase. Corn has been proven to have long lasting effects on adults and children and there are way more negatives than positives. The research and the statistic stack up against it left and right. At this point I don't see how anyone could defend eating corn.

Especially baby corn.  I hate that shit.  Like, how are you supposed to get to the kernels, it's too fucking small!
Nov 25 12 08:47 pm  Link  Quote 
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Tog
Posts: 55,204
Birmingham, Alabama, US


It's not the corn you buy, it's the hole you stick it in...
Nov 25 12 09:14 pm  Link  Quote 
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NounStudio
Posts: 1,605
Sarasota, Florida, US


i lol'ed at the parody, then cried because it's true for me.

i haven't had any sort of corn solids in over a year.  going to a movie just isn't the same anymore.  sad
Nov 25 12 09:18 pm  Link  Quote 
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MarieUndone
Posts: 1,132
Hartselle, Alabama, US


nom nom nom
Nov 25 12 09:26 pm  Link  Quote 
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NothingIsRealButTheGirl
Posts: 32,410
Los Angeles, California, US


Not the hard pore corn.
Nov 25 12 09:32 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10,064
Middle Island, New York, US


NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:
Not the hard pore corn.

ear to ear

Nov 25 12 09:35 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Damon Banner
Posts: 85,260
Hayward, California, US


What are the reasons for thinking it is ok? When countless lives are lost because of corn every year. Diabetis is caused by all the corn syrup we consume!
Nov 25 12 09:35 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Damon Banner
Posts: 85,260
Hayward, California, US


and fuck candy corn too!
Nov 25 12 09:36 pm  Link  Quote 
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Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10,064
Middle Island, New York, US


people are going to do what they do. As long as they arent hurting themselves or others. They can use other sweeteners or have other veggies. It's what makes the world go round. There are plenty of other dangers out there in the world.
Nov 25 12 09:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10,064
Middle Island, New York, US


Damon Banner wrote:
and fuck candy corn too!

I have to agree with you there

Nov 25 12 09:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael Broughton
Posts: 2,203
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


sometimes i eat corn on the cob RAW. i like to live dangerously. and i fucking loooooooove creamed corn. does that make me a pervert?
Nov 25 12 09:38 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,260
Hayward, California, US


Gabrielle Heather wrote:
people are going to do what they do. As long as they arent hurting themselves or others. They can use other sweeteners or have other veggies. It's what makes the world go round. There are plenty of other dangers out there in the world.

corn is the worst danger in the universe

Nov 25 12 09:43 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Damon Banner
Posts: 85,260
Hayward, California, US


Michael Broughton wrote:
sometimes i eat corn on the cob RAW. i like to live dangerously. and i fucking loooooooove creamed corn. does that make me a pervert?

if you support corn, you support global warming.  Do you hate earth?!

Nov 25 12 09:44 pm  Link  Quote 
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Carlos Occidental
Posts: 10,546
Glendora, California, US


"You know what they say about corn, "You can eat it, but you never own it.""
Nov 25 12 10:11 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Damon Banner
Posts: 85,260
Hayward, California, US


I want to start a parody called "model, dick, face," but that would likely be locked
Nov 25 12 10:41 pm  Link  Quote 
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Jim Shibley
Posts: 2,872
Phoenix, Arizona, US


I've worked with models that have eaten corn. I support free corn!
Nov 25 12 10:42 pm  Link  Quote 
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R A V E N D R I V E
Posts: 15,867
New York, New York, US


Internets have been conquered

http://i48.tinypic.com/wtj4ae.png


and jesus christ, look at those post counts, you guys post way too fucking much lol.
Nov 25 12 10:50 pm  Link  Quote 
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Bek Ruszin
Posts: 6,023
Levittown, Pennsylvania, US


Tog wrote:
It's not the corn you buy, it's the hole you stick it in...

Did I get it right?

http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc457/Bekzin/4.jpg

Nov 25 12 11:04 pm  Link  Quote 
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hygvhgvkhy
Posts: 2,092
Chicago, Illinois, US


Damon Banner wrote:
I have seen the effect of corn on others. I have even had to deal with it in my own life. The reality is people eat corn in the privacy of their own homes, and have no idea of the pain and suffering they are causing somewhere else because of their purchase. Corn has been proven to have long lasting effects on adults and children and there are way more negatives than positives. The research and the statistic stack up against it left and right. At this point I don't see how anyone could defend eating corn.

Especially baby corn.  I hate that shit.  Like, how are you supposed to get to the kernels, it's too fucking small!

But... But... Corn is good. Corn didnt do anything to you!

Nov 25 12 11:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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Tog
Posts: 55,204
Birmingham, Alabama, US


Bek Ruszin wrote:

Did I get it right?

http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc457/Bekzin/4.jpg

This is why the world loves Beks...

Nov 26 12 05:21 am  Link  Quote 
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Chris Rifkin
Posts: 24,455
Tampa, Florida, US


Damon Banner wrote:
and fuck candy corn too!

10/10

Nov 26 12 05:56 am  Link  Quote 
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Ronin_LLC
Posts: 2,012
Louisville, Kentucky, US


Damon Banner wrote:
and fuck candy corn too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1QRAXv9vUs

Nov 26 12 06:13 am  Link  Quote 
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Bek Ruszin
Posts: 6,023
Levittown, Pennsylvania, US


Tog wrote:

This is why the world loves Beks...

This is also why people hide their scarecrows when I'm around.

Nov 26 12 07:34 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
MMDesign
Posts: 18,647
Louisville, Kentucky, US


Kernel Sanders would disagree.
Nov 26 12 07:47 am  Link  Quote 
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Andialu
Posts: 14,029
San Pedro, California, US


http://petercobley.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tumblr_l72ocbI6fG1qcwtdzo1_400.jpg
Nov 26 12 07:56 am  Link  Quote 
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Amadea T
Posts: 3,340
Columbus, Ohio, US


^^^  ROFLMAO


Two words...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1408/639751911_9fd5237c53_o.jpg
Nov 26 12 07:59 am  Link  Quote 
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


I was at a rest stop and watch a trucker buying corn for his trip. Doesn't seem like you should have corn while you're driving. Aren't there laws about that?
Nov 26 12 10:30 am  Link  Quote 
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


Corn used to be much better, but today its all the same. Reddenbacker killed the corn industry. It used to take time to make and have quality. Now its just throw it in the box and 3 minutes later you have fresh corn, but tomorrow someone will want something different and it'll all start again. Corn has no shelf live like that. Slam bang have your corn. And there's no plot, just randomly bobbing around getting all hot and oily.
Nov 26 12 10:34 am  Link  Quote 
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Sarah Robinson-Bird
Posts: 539
Sheffield, England, United Kingdom


Damon Banner wrote:

if you support corn, you support global warming.  Do you hate earth?!

Eating corn also causes autism and AIDs and causes baby pandas to die. I've also heard it's used as a torture device in Guantanamo.

Nov 26 12 01:37 pm  Link  Quote 
Artist/Painter
sdgillis
Posts: 2,424
Portland, Oregon, US


With the poor corn harvest this year in the US, and that they use 90% or more of that corn to make fuel.... They spent more growing fuel than they used to make it.

Brilliant!

Don't forget we pay people not to grow corn.  So, I guess it all evens out if you do Mitt Romney math.
Nov 26 12 03:25 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
David Weiss
Posts: 7,130
Oshkosh, Wisconsin, US


Eating corn on the cob always makes a wreck out of my backside!

Corn on the cob becomes corn in the cob! lol
Nov 27 12 09:28 pm  Link  Quote 
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BlueMoonPics
Posts: 4,095
New York, New York, US


Andialu wrote:
http://petercobley.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tumblr_l72ocbI6fG1qcwtdzo1_400.jpg

All hail the Great Cornholio!

Nov 27 12 09:54 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andialu
Posts: 14,029
San Pedro, California, US


BlueMoonPics wrote:

All hail the Great Cornholio!

http://i45.tinypic.com/2ujwy.jpg

Nov 28 12 07:48 am  Link  Quote 
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DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,448
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Damon Banner wrote:
I have seen the effect of corn on others. I have even had to deal with it in my own life. The reality is people eat corn in the privacy of their own homes, and have no idea of the pain and suffering they are causing somewhere else because of their purchase. Corn has been proven to have long lasting effects on adults and children and there are way more negatives than positives. The research and the statistic stack up against it left and right. At this point I don't see how anyone could defend eating corn.

Especially baby corn.  I hate that shit.  Like, how are you supposed to get to the kernels, it's too fucking small!

I hate shitting corn, too.  lol



(I crack myself up!)

Nov 28 12 08:07 am  Link  Quote 
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DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,448
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Andialu wrote:

[img]HOLY GINORMOUS PICTURE, BATMAN![/img]

Nov 28 12 08:07 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Andialu
Posts: 14,029
San Pedro, California, US


DivaEroticus wrote:

http://petercobley.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/tumblr_l72ocbI6fG1qcwtdzo1_400.jpg

Nov 28 12 08:18 am  Link  Quote 
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BlueMoonPics
Posts: 4,095
New York, New York, US


Damon Banner wrote:
I have seen the effect of corn on others. I have even had to deal with it in my own life. The reality is people eat corn in the privacy of their own homes, and have no idea of the pain and suffering they are causing somewhere else because of their purchase. Corn has been proven to have long lasting effects on adults and children and there are way more negatives than positives. The research and the statistic stack up against it left and right. At this point I don't see how anyone could defend eating corn.

Especially baby corn.  I hate that shit.  Like, how are you supposed to get to the kernels, it's too fucking small!

You eat babies!?!?! yikes yikes yikes lol yikes yikes

Nov 28 12 04:49 pm  Link  Quote 
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Andy Durazo
Posts: 24,420
Los Angeles, California, US


Just how many criminals sit in jail for committing a crime while under the influence of corn? How many of them have had corn in their lifetimes?

hmm
Nov 28 12 05:31 pm  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 10,691
Sun City, California, US


You see - there's the problem

You start off with just a little popcorn - no big deal - you can take it or leave it.

Then the corn starts and ends your day - you can't get up without it - and can't unwind enough to sleep, until you have one last ear.

Then, you start stealing from other people's gardens - cause you have wrecked your cred with all your old friends and suppliers.

Finally, you are living under that railroad bridge - doing unspeakable things - just for a taste of a can of hominy.
Nov 28 12 08:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,260
Hayward, California, US


Andy Durazo wrote:
How many of them have had corn in their lifetimes?

hmm

All of them!

Nov 28 12 11:16 pm  Link  Quote 
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