Stop looking directly into his genitals!


Though I know it's hard, since you are eye to eye with most normal sized men's junk.

Laura UnBound wrote:
So, randomly for the past two nights, I've been having odd rape-fantasy dreams involving myself and my stepdads nephew who's working on our house. It's odd because I've never even formally met the guy, and if you asked me to describe him all I could tell you is he's taller and tanner than me, and might have brown hair. I don't even know if he's hot.

I didnt hear him in the other room when I woke up today, so I figured he was gone, he's usually finishing up around the time im waking up. And my mother is usually downstairs taking a nap on the sofa. So I think I'm alone. And I really need to pee. And I sleep naked, except for underwear.

So I threw on a tank top and stumbled out of my room, and straight into the guy working on our house. Half naked. You'd think this would work in my favor, except for the part where I'm looking particularly rough in the face and hair department because I JUST woke up and can barely even open my eyes yet at this point.

So that settles that, I can just stop having those dreams now, cuz that ain't ever happening


My life can easily be summed up as one big series of unfortunate self-deprecating events





And I still don't know what he looks like

All is not lost. As long as there wasn't a guy following you out of the bedroom, he's interested.

Since when does that matter to another guy?  LOL...derp.

Well I couldn't make eye contact! My eyes weren't even really open, it's bright and shit outside my room

You seem to be under the mistaken belief that this would ever slow a guy down...ever

Not to worry, give that guy half a nod and the deal is done I'm sure

DougBPhoto wrote:

I have sex dreams and black sheets, okay?

That doesn't explain why you haven't been able to look him in the eye all the OTHER times!    junk peeker!

Very okay with me!

I agree with carl. It's not like you walked out and had shit yourself in the hallway. he saw you in your undies. He probably had a boner on sight. Men seeing women right when they wake is raw. They kind of like that if you havent learned that by now. If a woman can be semi attractive then, then you have seen her at her purist. You were in a tank top and undies. Oh no! The shame!

Just stumble up to him and say, "I'm Laura."
Then he'll say, "Hi, I'm Jim".
Then you say, "Oh, Hi. You're a carpenter, ey?"
Then he'll say, "Yeah, what do you do".
Then you say, "I'm a nude model".
Then he'll say, "Oh, want to go out tonight?"

Damon Banner wrote:
That doesn't explain why you haven't been able to look him in the eye all the OTHER times!    junk peeker!

I really don't see him that often. Most of the work he's done on the house I haven't even been home for, I know he exists because I hear him but I don't leave my room till 3pm, he's usually on his way out the door.


Supposedly he was at the wedding, but I don't remember that. Nobody introduced me to him.


I might've been looking at other parts...they just happened to be in the vicinity of the paint-stained jeans and big rough hands...and the junk

I have no idea what that means!

PhotographybyT wrote:

I have no idea what that means!

black bed and vivid dream

do you want a drawing ?


cuz I do

scrymettet wrote:
black bed and vivid dream

do you want a drawing ?


cuz I do

I'm pretty good at drawing... I mean, if she was looking for someone... 

Perhaps I should clarify.

Naked w/underwear =/= naked

Naked w/underwear === sleep in just underwear

I gots no problem with trying to minimize the need to do laundry.

scrymettet wrote:

black bed and vivid dream

do you want a drawing ?


cuz I do

No, but a photo would be sufficient. (haha)

3 to 1 he's already seen nude photos of you on the internet. Undies and a tank top probably looked modest. As for the dreams... How can you be sure he hasn't had a few dreams about you himself?

QFT.

It doesn't take much to start the launch sequence on a guy.

I hear that for some guy around here, it only takes a balloon to set him off!

While yes I'm naked on the Internet and yes he's family-ish, he has no idea what I do, how would he have ever found my photos? I'm not exactly in the first bazillion results that pop up when searching porn. There are a LOT of much more popular naked women on the Internet

That's sorta like not naked, bro-dawg…

She's a staunch conservative. Take it easy on her.

Apparently!

Model Sarah wrote:

I can't take credit for that one; I heard it first from Laura herself.

I haven't used that in a long time.

Do I look like the kind of person who rapes people in their sleep?

You, of all people, should know what the word "naked" means!

Your dreams are going to get even more complicated…

And ?

Well, you cannot be so sure about that... remember how the Black Book of Photography came right up for me searching, and you had hundreds of other results about black and white photography.

I don't know if that's actually possible.

I'll be so excited the day they figure out how to record dreams....I can't explain 90% of what goes on I my head when I'm asleep