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Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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How do you fare on the Simon Cowell scale, ranking from good to bad:

★KING★
I don't think you're human

★★★
sensational

★★
good

★
average

†
atrocious

††
that was a complete and utter nightmare

†††
it's total torture!

†RIP†
not in a billion years!!!


*rating for as long as I feel like/until someone wants to take over
**not for the faint hearted
Dec 07 12 10:42 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Dan K Photography
Posts: 5,379
STATEN ISLAND, New York, US
Is your shirt buttoned down halfway while you are doing this?
Dec 07 12 10:45 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Dan K Photography wrote:
Is your shirt buttoned down halfway while you are doing this?

Yes and my chest hair is showing smile

★★
good

(not quite sensational, but very good)

Dec 07 12 10:48 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
T B O L
Posts: 1,952
Canterbury, England, United Kingdom
OK why not...
Dec 07 12 10:50 am  Link  Quote 
Model
Nadezhda R
Posts: 127
Houston, Texas, US
shoot smile
Dec 07 12 10:51 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

T B O L wrote:
OK why not...

★★
good

Lovely shapes!

Dec 07 12 10:52 am  Link  Quote 
Model
Melodye Joy
Posts: 527
Valencia, California, US
Dec 07 12 10:53 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Nadezhda Repina wrote:
shoot smile

Why are you here? → [Audition for photographers only]

Dec 07 12 10:54 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Melodye Joy wrote:
Always wondered what Cowell would say if he ever came across my profile....why the heck not? Go for it!

These people have GOT to learn how to read, PHOTOGRAPHERS ONLY
off you go!

Dec 07 12 10:56 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Sendu
Posts: 3,448
Cambridge, England, United Kingdom
oh?
Dec 07 12 03:07 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
JAE Photography PA
Posts: 1,775
West Chester, Pennsylvania, US
Let's hear it smile
Dec 07 12 03:23 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Rik Williams
Posts: 2,285
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Starsquid wrote:
[Audition for →PHOTOGRAPHERS← only]

How do you fare on the Simon Cowell scale, ranking from good to bad:

★KING★
I don't think you're human

★★★
sensational

★★
good

★
average

†
atrocious

††
that was a complete and utter nightmare

†††
it's total torture!

†RIP†
not in a billion years!!!


*rating for as long as I feel like/until someone wants to take over

lol... go for it

Dec 07 12 03:25 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
A N D E R S O N
Posts: 2,513
Garden Grove, California, US
Shoot!
Dec 07 12 03:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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M Pandolfo Photography
Posts: 11,711
Tampa, Florida, US

Starsquid wrote:

These people have GOT to learn how to read, PHOTOGRAPHERS ONLY
off you go!

I think I almost wet myself with the "off you go" comment. But thanks, now all I can picture is a middle-aged man in a skin tight t-shirt.

Dec 07 12 03:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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Fotografica Gregor
Posts: 3,179
Alexandria, Virginia, US
I ain't the King - only Elvis is the King and there is, was and only will be one...

but I'll throw my hat in the ring smile
Dec 07 12 06:54 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
TDSImages
Posts: 630
Salt Lake City, Utah, US
me next?
Dec 07 12 09:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
DAN CRUIKSHANK
Posts: 1,645
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Let's do this!
Dec 07 12 09:53 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
L Raye
Posts: 4,754
Petaluma, California, US
Why not ?
Dec 07 12 09:56 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Zombie Eye Photography
Posts: 191
Los Angeles, California, US
Sure.
Dec 07 12 10:10 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Fred McKie
Posts: 46
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
I've always wanted to know what Simon Cowell would say to me if I was faced with him! Of course, as I'm just starting out, I know I'm likely to get smashed, but what the hell!
Dec 07 12 10:13 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Paul Tirado Photography
Posts: 3,927
New York, New York, US
Take a look and let me know. Thanks.
Dec 07 12 10:18 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Sendu wrote:
oh?

★★
good

It's good but not great. A bit more variation would be nice too.

Dec 08 12 05:15 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

JAE Photography PA wrote:
Let's hear it smile

I'm divided between

★★
good

and

★
average

...
...
...

★ and a 1/2
Needs more work

Dec 08 12 05:21 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Rik Image wrote:
lol... go for it

★★
good but not there yet

Dec 08 12 05:23 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

A N D E R S O N wrote:
Shoot!

★★
good

Watch the contrast and saturation.

Dec 08 12 05:25 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Michael Pandolfo wrote:

I think I almost wet myself with the "off you go" comment. But thanks, now all I can picture is a middle-aged man in a skin tight t-shirt.

††
that was a complete and utter nightmare

Have you practiced?

Dec 08 12 05:29 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Fotografica Gregor wrote:
I ain't the King - only Elvis is the King and there is, was and only will be one...

but I'll throw my hat in the ring smile

No you're right, you're not the King.

★★
good

Dec 08 12 05:31 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

TDSImages wrote:
me next?

†
atrocious

Come back next year and you'll be average.

Dec 08 12 05:34 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

DAN CRUIKSHANK wrote:
Let's do this!

★
average

I do feel there is some potential.

Dec 08 12 05:36 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

L Raye wrote:
Why not ?

†
atrocious

Scrap 'Very Experienced', it almost average at best.

Dec 08 12 05:39 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Zombie Eye Photography wrote:
Sure.

★
average

But there's room to grow

Dec 08 12 05:41 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Fred McKie wrote:
I've always wanted to know what Simon Cowell would say to me if I was faced with him! Of course, as I'm just starting out, I know I'm likely to get smashed, but what the hell!

★
average

I see life style is more your thing, the base is there, work on technical skills and directing your models.

Dec 08 12 05:44 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Starsquid
Posts: 341
s-Gravenhage, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands

Paul Tirado Photography wrote:
Take a look and let me know. Thanks.

★★
good

Slightly inconsistent but good, not great.

Dec 08 12 05:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Aaron Lewis Photography
Posts: 4,293
Catskill, New York, US
Go ahead. No point in missing one of these threads now smile
Dec 08 12 06:51 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
JAE Photography PA
Posts: 1,775
West Chester, Pennsylvania, US

Starsquid wrote:

I'm divided between

★★
good

and

★
average

...
...
...

★ and a 1/2
Needs more work

Thanks sir!  Appreciate the feedback smile

Dec 08 12 07:07 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Maura Housley
Posts: 519
Hagerstown, Maryland, US
Sounds interesting...
Dec 08 12 08:59 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
APS-Chicago
Posts: 982
Chicago, Illinois, US
Ok "Simon", let's hear it...
Dec 08 12 09:51 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
David Kirk
Posts: 3,735
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Hit me.
Dec 08 12 09:54 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
mphunt
Posts: 814
Missouri City, Texas, US
Go ahead.
Dec 08 12 10:01 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
SYCF
Posts: 203
Los Angeles, California, US
You have good work.. judge away judge
Dec 09 12 12:29 am  Link  Quote 
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