If it were that easy, and a choice, couldn't one hypothetically make the best of any situation?

"Man this party is such a sausagefest..."

BAM GAYMODE

"Fuck yeah, I like where this party is going."

That despite my best efforts, I like women


A while back, I made the choice to be gay. I kissed a dude. I didn't like it.

That's ideal!

-JAY- wrote:

That despite my best efforts, I like women


A while back, I made the choice to be gay. I kissed a dude. I didn't like it.

They have therapy for that. Oh wait, in CA it is tied up in the courts.

I believe so.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/28/us/ga … .html?_r=0

The courts are trying to help me be gay?

No, I was making a joke. Gay conversion therapy was outlawed in CA. It is now in the courts. I just figured Hetro-conversion therapy might help you with your problem

I mean, if you have decided to be gay but are having difficulties making the transition, I'm sure there is a "therapist" who can help - well, if the courts squash the law, that is.

Lohkee wrote:

No, I was making a joke. Gay conversion therapy was outlawed in CA. It is now in the courts. I just figured Hetro-conversion therapy might help you with your problem

I mean, if you have decided to be gay but are having difficulties making the transition, I'm sure there is a "therapist" who can help - well, if the courts squash the law, that is.

Do any crime gets you longer than 6 months and there are lots and lots of court appointed "therapists" who will help a person transition to being gay.

Bubba, Big Mike, Randy Ron, Ben Dover... Really lots.

-JAY- wrote:

That despite my best efforts, I like women


A while back, I made the choice to be gay. I kissed a dude. I didn't like it.

What part did you kiss? lol

Of course not, that's the job of the Department of Education.

You think that the department of education is trying to turn people gay?

Did you fall on your head?

Seems to be the job of Mother Nature.  She does it to animals, too.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual … in_animals

They only try to turn kids into Communists. That's why there are Coke vending machines (they're red!) at every high school.

lol... and dogs try to hump the guests' legs at parties too... doesn't mean we try to encourage that though.

And there it is, Jay!  Your call has been answered (later than I expected, though!)



*headdesk*

This is so degrading, it's almost cartoonish.  I certainly hope no one takes this seriously.

Gay men and women are not dogs.

That was my point.

If your point was that among many species, including ours, individuals practice same-sex sexuality, and thus it is entirely natural, I agree.

My point was that we're not animals

Oh, so you weren't comparing not encouraging dogs to leg-hump with not encouraging humans to practice gay sex.  Cool!

I guess I was suggesting that some things are better left to the animals.

Not necessarily.  While it wouldn't surprise me that there is some biology to it, I think environment plays a massive role in who/what we become attracted to.

Yes, some things.  But I doubt that individuals of any species choose their sexual orientation.

I don't think there's any such thing as a gay animal... sometimes they just need some immediate relief... not much choosing or thinking going on in those little animal brains.

-JAY- wrote:
That despite my best efforts, I like women


A while back, I made the choice to be gay. I kissed a dude. I didn't like it.

Unless you were kissing Andrej Pejic, it wasn't your best effort.

Is your implication here that homosexuality should be discouraged?