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dhp
Posts: 111
San Francisco, California, US


With all the threads about non-responders I was curious to know what the strangest/funniest initial contact that some models have gotten from photographers who are requesting to shoot with them?

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Jan 04 13 01:35 pm  Link  Quote 
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Model
Anna Adrielle
Posts: 18,762
Antwerp, Antwerp, Belgium


penispictures.
Jan 04 13 01:40 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Grady Richardson
Posts: 184
Houston, Texas, US


Anna Adrielle wrote:
penispictures.

We have a winner!

Jan 04 13 01:51 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
N Butler
Posts: 63
South Portland, Maine, US


Grady Richardson wrote:
We have a winner!

I hope there was a note attached to his penis explaining the details of the shoot.

Jan 04 13 01:59 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Kev Lawson
Posts: 6,801
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Anna Adrielle wrote:
penispictures.

Was this from a photographer, or a male model?
lol

Jan 04 13 02:04 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
ForeverFotos
Posts: 6,620
Indianapolis, Indiana, US


Anna Adrielle wrote:
penispictures.

the end! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-character-smileys-330.gif

Jan 04 13 02:08 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Rich Burroughs
Posts: 3,257
Portland, Oregon, US


Anna Adrielle wrote:
penispictures.

I just put them right on my profile, saves everyone time.

Jan 04 13 02:09 pm  Link  Quote 
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Justin Foto
Posts: 3,597
Zurich, Zurich, Switzerland


Grady Richardson wrote:

We have a winner!

Yep! I'd like to see someone beat that...no pun intended!

Jan 04 13 02:10 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Rhiannon Davis
Posts: 945
Denton, Texas, US


Anna Adrielle wrote:
penispictures.

OMG! I was going to say that same thing! It's really weird when the text they provide is friendly, but not overly so and is professional in tone... Then out of no where... Dick pics.

Jan 04 13 02:14 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
dhp
Posts: 111
San Francisco, California, US


Anna Adrielle wrote:
penispictures.

This is probably an answer in many fields.

Jan 04 13 02:16 pm  Link  Quote 
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Anna Adrielle
Posts: 18,762
Antwerp, Antwerp, Belgium


Rhiannon Davis wrote:
OMG! I was going to say that same thing! It's really weird when the text they provide is friendly, but not overly so and is professional in tone... Then out of no where... Dick pics.

I once had a conversation with a very established photographer, who wanted to do a series (with me wearing clothes, so not even nude) with me for a gallery exhibit... and in the middle of the conversation, it went something like this

"so I would like to have the series done in 3 months or so, so that it is ready in time. by the way, would you like to see me masturbate on cam?. Oh and I have found a great stylist for the shoot, it's going to be amazing"

right...

Jan 04 13 02:20 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Patrick Conlon
Posts: 413
Methuen, Massachusetts, US


Who is this Dick person?
Jan 04 13 02:23 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Fine Wine
Posts: 226
Orange, California, US


Anna Adrielle wrote:
penispictures.

Yes, I have been texted one of those as well.  Needless to say I didn't go through with that shoot.

Jan 04 13 02:24 pm  Link  Quote 
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BlueMoonPics
Posts: 3,979
New York, New York, US


Fine Wine wrote:

Yes, I have been texted one of those as well.  Needless to say I didn't go through with that shoot.

You mean it doesn't work? Carp. I was gonna try this. o_O

Jan 04 13 02:25 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
MNM
Posts: 108
Los Angeles, California, US


Well, I know I don't belong in this thread but I did have a model ask me: "How much to shoot my new titties?"
Jan 04 13 02:31 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Fine Wine
Posts: 226
Orange, California, US


BlueMoonPics wrote:
You mean it doesn't work? Crap. I was gonna try this. o_O

Well, it might work on Craigslist casting call for a fluffer.

MNM wrote:
Well, I know I don't belong in this thread but I did have a model ask me: "How much to shoot my new titties?"

That's certainly gets the "boobie prize". wink

Jan 04 13 02:34 pm  Link  Quote 
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MelissaAnn
Posts: 3,845
Seattle, Washington, US


I would have to go back pretty far to find the weirdest ones, but here's a few from the more recent past:

Hi! how are you? what do you think we work future?

If you are and can work in LA. ,I ll be happy to talk to you.

Would love to have my way with you...

I fucking love your images, lets shoot!

if you'd like to meet someone new, i'd much rather meet you in person...

(this was an initial message from somebody I'd never contacted before).

Jan 04 13 02:46 pm  Link  Quote 
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MesmerEyes Photography
Posts: 2,843
Tyler, Texas, US


MelissaAnn  wrote:
I would have to go back pretty far to find the weirdest ones, but here's a few from the more recent past:


If you are and can work in LA. ,I ll be happy to talk to you.

I fucking love your images, lets shoot!

What is wrong with those? smile

Jan 04 13 02:50 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
MelissaAnn
Posts: 3,845
Seattle, Washington, US


MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

What is wrong with those? smile

Nothing, I ended up working with all of them.  tongue

Jan 04 13 02:53 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Bravo Magic Images
Posts: 765
Temple City, California, US


now that's a dork
Jan 04 13 02:55 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
SPV Photo
Posts: 763
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


There's gotta be something weirder than dick pic.
Jan 04 13 02:55 pm  Link  Quote 
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M Pandolfo Photography
Posts: 12,113
Tampa, Florida, US


ForeverFotos wrote:

the end! http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-character-smileys-330.gif

+1

Jan 04 13 03:01 pm  Link  Quote 
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M Pandolfo Photography
Posts: 12,113
Tampa, Florida, US


This doesn't compare with "penispictures" but I did have a local model from back in the day when I was on omp and the entirety of the initial communication was:

"I really want to do porn and I'm obsessed with McDonalds."

I'd love to say I'm paraphrasing but it really was that abrupt. I have no idea if she wanted some crossover of those two industries...like posing with a Big Mac stuffed in her muff...

I didn't follow up.
Jan 04 13 03:07 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
dhp
Posts: 111
San Francisco, California, US


Michael Pandolfo wrote:
This doesn't compare with "penispictures" but I did have a local model from back in the day when I was on omp and the entirety of the initial communication was:

"I really want to do porn and I'm obsessed with McDonalds."

I'd love to say I'm paraphrasing but it really was that abrupt. I have no idea if she wanted some crossover of those two industries...like posing with a Big Mac stuffed in her muff...

I didn't follow up.

Not even out of curiosity?

Jan 04 13 03:10 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Toto Photo
Posts: 2,428
Belmont, California, US


MelissaAnn  wrote:
Nothing, I ended up working with all of them.  tongue

In that case...

Would love to have my way with you smile

Jan 04 13 03:11 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
intense_puppy
Posts: 864
Brighton, England, United Kingdom


I often wonder what they think is going to happen when they penis pics?

(Maybe this thread too grown up for me.... sad )
Jan 04 13 03:18 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
M Pandolfo Photography
Posts: 12,113
Tampa, Florida, US


dhp wrote:

Not even out of curiosity?

Oh, I didn't say that. THEN I moved on and just shook my head. NOW I'm friggin' dying to know what she meant lol. I must be far more bored these days.

Jan 04 13 03:21 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
M Pandolfo Photography
Posts: 12,113
Tampa, Florida, US


intense_puppy wrote:
I often wonder what they think is going to happen when they penis pics?

(Maybe this thread too grown up for me.... sad )

No, I'm sure it's not too grown up. Highly unlikely. But I absolutely love the way you used the word "penis" as a verb there.

"Hey baby...I'm going to penis you some pics. Holla back atcha boy."

Jan 04 13 03:24 pm  Link  Quote 
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angel emily
Posts: 1,020
Boston, Massachusetts, US


QUOTE:

I was curious if you would be interested in participating for our comedy website where girls/models would participate by kicking a guy in the nuts in scenarios and a skit format.

Jan 04 13 03:25 pm  Link  Quote 
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M Pandolfo Photography
Posts: 12,113
Tampa, Florida, US


model emily  wrote:
QUOTE:
I was curious if you would be interested in participating for our comedy website where girls/models would participate by kicking a guy in the nuts in scenarios and a skit format.

I guess they felt calling it comedy was less intimidating or offensive than calling it a fetish project.

I'm guessing that would be Slapstick Comedy? (thank you folks, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your staff*).

*No pun intended using the word staff.

Jan 04 13 03:31 pm  Link  Quote 
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angel emily
Posts: 1,020
Boston, Massachusetts, US


Michael Pandolfo wrote:

I guess they felt calling it comedy was less intimidating or offensive than calling it a fetish project.

I'm guessing that would be Slapstick Comedy? (thank you folks, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your staff*).

*No pun intended using the word staff.

I don't think kicking guys in the nuts is funny, but I just couldn't stop laughing at this offer. big_smile

Jan 04 13 03:33 pm  Link  Quote 
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Melodye Joy
Posts: 542
Rancho Cucamonga, California, US


dhp wrote:
With all the threads about non-responders I was curious to know what the strangest/funniest initial contact that some models have gotten from photographers who are requesting to shoot with them?

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Subject: Hey Girl!

....I am not your BFF, nor are we related. If you want to collaborate in any form, TF/Paid/Whatever...please be proper about the little things, including titles. When your in a professional setting (even online), please remain so.

I don't walk into my day job and tell my boss, "sup!", in place of "hi/good morning/how are you"

ps- this artist has few photos and is an obvious newbie. No big deal. But for future reference, don't be so ...casual?

Jan 04 13 03:36 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
SPV Photo
Posts: 763
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


llama emily  wrote:
QUOTE:

So how did it go?

tongue

Jan 04 13 03:40 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Supermodel Photographer
Posts: 3,309
Oyster Bay, New York, US


Michael Pandolfo wrote:
I did have a local model from back in the day when I was on omp and the entirety of the initial communication was:

"I really want to do porn and I'm obsessed with McDonalds."

Was that from Ronald McDonald himself?

Jan 04 13 03:44 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
M Pandolfo Photography
Posts: 12,113
Tampa, Florida, US


Supermodel Photographer wrote:

Was that from Ronald McDonald himself?

I just spit my coffee a good 3 feet lol

Jan 04 13 03:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Kaley King
Posts: 1,027
Jefferson City, Missouri, US


Anna Adrielle wrote:
penispictures.

Now here is one I have not got...

I did have someone ask me if I wanted to stay at a nudist colony for a weekend...and no I don't mean to shoot.

Jan 04 13 04:03 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jackson frontier photos
Posts: 531
Joplin, Missouri, US


I love this thread!
Jan 04 13 04:10 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
intense_puppy
Posts: 864
Brighton, England, United Kingdom


Michael Pandolfo wrote:
No, I'm sure it's not too grown up. Highly unlikely. But I absolutely love the way you used the word "penis" as a verb there.

"Hey baby...I'm going to penis you some pics. Holla back atcha boy."

Damn my shitty fast typing without reading before posting......
As punishment I shall sit and think of how penis I am.

(See, we've done noun, verb and adjective - going for the full set big_smile )

Jan 04 13 04:45 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Evie Wolfe
Posts: 1,201
Nottingham, England, United Kingdom


C/P of message received, with added commentary from moi in brackets. From another site thank god...


I am looking for models to boost my portfolio (fine so far), but since so many of you models are so stuck up you dont answer any message someone told me I have to pay (no-one responding, huh? Seem to be a little more upset than any grown man should be over a couple of unanswered messages, especially for a business proposition), so I want your rates, and if your a stuck up b***h (I blanked the word, not him) and dont pm me back I will put you on my flake list to show everyone I know so you better message back
(Name omitted)

There have also been the obligatory penis shots, invitations to 'Skype together... You know, see where things go', requests to engage in threesomes with couples I do not know and one marriage proposal from a Belizian gentleman who was coming to the UK for training with the British army and wanted to take me back with him.
Jan 04 13 05:03 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
SPV Photo
Posts: 763
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Evie_Wolfe wrote:
C/P of message received, with added commentary from moi in brackets. From another site thank god...


I am looking for models to boost my portfolio (fine so far), but since so many of you models are so stuck up you dont answer any message someone told me I have to pay (no-one responding, huh? Seem to be a little more upset than any grown man should be over a couple of unanswered messages, especially for a business proposition), so I want your rates, and if your a stuck up b***h (I blanked the word, not him) and dont pm me back I will put you on my flake list to show everyone I know so you better message back
(Name omitted)

This one is my favorite. Sounds like a winner! big_smile

Jan 04 13 05:08 pm  Link  Quote 
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