I got one that said " I really love your style and want to shoot with you.....I dont shoot nudes but I will gladly have sex with you for payment." And she enclosed a picture of the Vajayjay for good measure. The picture of the Vajayjay scared the crap out of me I thought I saw teeth somewhere in there....
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Göteborg, Västra Götaland, Sweden
Anna Adrielle wrote: penispictures.
Nothing sets the mood for a good working relationship like a few initial penis pictures.
I might not have all the indians in the canoe when it comes to shooting - but that just means I'm normal crazy. But one shouldn't be surprised at anything really.
The weirdest message I got was from a "photographer" asking to massage and kiss my feet and suck on my toes. I don't have anything against the foot fetish genre, but this seemed as if it belonged hidden in the cracks of Craigslist rather than here.
Oh, and lonely guys looking to hook up. I didn't realize this was a dating site. *rolls eyes*
Kitty LaRose wrote: I had a photographer write me this looooong poem It was kinda cute.
One model showed me a FIRST message she got. Nothing exactly inappropriate, but it just went ON and ON. Like, maybe 10 double spaced pages of text. I mean, I say WAY too much, and ramble a lot, but nothing like that. EVER.
I got an offer to wear a new invention called the "heel do" after being asked my foot size. Went on about how I'd strap on a harness and model in it. Being 17 I had the biggest laugh over it and said no to take me out of their list of models of interest. Actually turned out to be legit.
Samantha Emme wrote: I got an offer to wear a new invention called the "heel do" after being asked my foot size. Went on about how I'd strap on a harness and model in it. Being 17 I had the biggest laugh over it and said no to take me out of their list of models of interest. Actually turned out to be legit.
2K lost. So.much.regret lol.
I just googled but didn't find anything. I guess the product wasn't a hit....or they changed the name.
Michael McGowan wrote: I had a model offer a blowjob if it was a good shoot, but she said her husband would be there. Is that a mixed message, or what?
I would be afraid he would want in on the action, not that I would shoot anybody for a BJ.
I don't have anything like what I've read here, although most of it was funny and strange. One 'model' contacted me to say "I like your stuff. Lets shoot tomorrow. I'll need all the shots so I don't have to wait for you to choose which ones you want to edit and give me. I'll know what I want and can do my own editing." This 'model' was 16.
I checked out her portfolio, and was shocked to see that she had posed half covered in bubbles in a tub, and a couple of others in just a man's shirt, and one as she was lighting a cigarette. o.O Needless to say, I didn't even respond.
this is the complete first and last message sent to me by an MM photographer, in its entirety.
"i like the insertion genre, you into that?"
i always reply to everyone, whether i want to work with them or not. but this one freaked me out so much i couldn't even bring myself to send a "no thanks" message. wtf is wrong with people. lol.
Recently I got "Oh, there is so very much I'd love to do with you....but you're probably spoken for so I guess I'll settle for just taking photos of ya. Rates?"
IDiivil wrote: Yep. Penis pics here too. Even a can held up against said penis for, what I assume, was size reference.
A can ? LOL, wtf...
a can makes so much more sense than, IDK, a ruler ?
model emily wrote: I have never been sent dick pics -- I hope nobody sees this as an invitation to be the first!
Seriously?
I find that REALLY hard to believe, but very smart to add the part after the --
Christie Gabriel wrote: Recently I got "Oh, there is so very much I'd love to do with you....but you're probably spoken for so I guess I'll settle for just taking photos of ya. Rates?"
Ewwwww, just ewwww. *cringe*
Anna Adrielle wrote: I can almost here the sound of dicks being whipped out of pants...
LOL, now I'm going to have to watch Blazing Saddles soon.
Michael McGowan wrote: I had a model offer a blowjob if it was a good shoot, but she said her husband would be there. Is that a mixed message, or what?
Maybe the husband would be the one giving you the BJ.
Anna Adrielle wrote: I once had a conversation with a very established photographer, who wanted to do a series (with me wearing clothes, so not even nude) with me for a gallery exhibit... and in the middle of the conversation, it went something like this
"so I would like to have the series done in 3 months or so, so that it is ready in time. by the way, would you like to see me masturbate on cam?. Oh and I have found a great stylist for the shoot, it's going to be amazing"
right...
Bahahahahaha. He thought he would just slip it in there. Maybe you catch it maybe you don't? Good to know he has a great stylist for this shoot that is definitely not going to happen anymore.
The very first open call I ever had the first model that showed up was a male model. He opened up his portfolio and every photo was a nude that included his penis in varying stages of (how do I say this?) arousal. I was kind of taken aback, as I was expecting more of a commercial/ lifestyle book. Luckily my assistant was there and she was able to keep a professional tone to the whole encounter.
Mark BT wrote: I don't have anything like what I've read here, although most of it was funny and strange. One 'model' contacted me to say "I like your stuff. Lets shoot tomorrow. I'll need all the shots so I don't have to wait for you to choose which ones you want to edit and give me. I'll know what I want and can do my own editing." This 'model' was 16.
I checked out her portfolio, and was shocked to see that she had posed half covered in bubbles in a tub, and a couple of others in just a man's shirt, and one as she was lighting a cigarette. o.O Needless to say, I didn't even respond.
....I am not your BFF, nor are we related. If you want to collaborate in any form, TF/Paid/Whatever...please be proper about the little things, including titles. When your in a professional setting (even online), please remain so.
I don't walk into my day job and tell my boss, "sup!", in place of "hi/good morning/how are you"
ps- this artist has few photos and is an obvious newbie. No big deal. But for future reference, don't be so ...casual?
I actually have said 'sup? To a former boss... I had just been conversing with some regular customers (everyday) and forgot who I was talking to before it was too late. It didn't even phase him... I wouldn't recommend it anywhere else though.
But one shouldn't be surprised at anything really.
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