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Posts: 4,441
Jacksonville, Florida, US


BTHPhoto wrote:
My boyfriend brought his camera and wants to shoot some shots after you set up the lights, OK?

I dare you to ...

lol......been here and yes one of my reasons I don't prefer "escorts" at my shoots

another is "I (model) don't pay photographers....

Jan 06 13 03:02 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Zombie Eye Photography
Posts: 191
Los Angeles, California, US


"oh, did I do that? I'm sorry."

- After the 5th time the escort has sneaked in over my shoulder with her 100 dollar point and shoot POS camera with the flash on triggering the strobes and basically derailing any kind of rhythm I had with the model.
Jan 06 13 03:18 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Valenten Photography
Posts: 149
Balikpapan, Kalimantan Timur, Indonesia


(barely one hour before the shooting, when you're already in the train to reach the location)

"The weather is not really cool, they say it's sunny next weekend..."

My own thoughts :

1/ I don't care if it's sunny or not

2/ what's the probability that weather forecast for next week are accurate ?
Jan 08 13 09:10 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
L Bass
Posts: 583
Houston, Texas, US


Kaouthia wrote:

You're partly correct.

It doesn't matter if you're 16 or 25, but if you don't feel safe going to shoots, you should not go to the shoot! smile

Do you really think that if somebody is going to do unspeakable things to you, they're going to think twice about taking the babysitter out first so they're not a problem?

Exactly...

Jan 08 13 09:25 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Seville Media
Posts: 69
Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US


Orca Bay Images wrote:

Seems like a perfectly reasonable question to me.

Yes and no. That number is usually based on what's being shot and how good the model is. Its tough to predict unless you're the type that tries to wow people with quantity.

Jan 08 13 10:12 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Bernadette Newberry
Posts: 59
Cincinnati, Ohio, US


UltimateAppeal wrote:
"BTW, I am really a guy, I haven't had the operation yet." lol

I actually saw this on a port somewhere. smile

How is that funny to you? Transgendered are people, too, you know. Some of them are amazingly gorgeous as well.

Jan 08 13 11:49 am  Link  Quote 
Artist/Painter
sdgillis
Posts: 2,253
Portland, Oregon, US


not really the same, but when I go out drawing live in bar or on the street or something people love to tell me all about how they used to draw once upon a time ago, or took an art class or whatever. or how their kids like to draw or took a class or whatever. no shit. who hasn't.
Jan 08 13 11:54 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
testingphotography
Posts: 177
Seattle, Washington, US


sdgillis wrote:
not really the same, but when I go out drawing live in bar or on the street or something people love to tell me all about how they used to draw once upon a time ago, or took an art class or whatever. or how their kids like to draw or took a class or whatever. no shit. who hasn't.

I feel for you, Everybody has a "better" camera, no kidding, everybody owns a camera.
I get "oh, you still use that old camera?" For a Hasselblad 501 (with a digital back) and "my dad had a camera just like that, well sort of, it was big and took film..."
"I have a new Canokon, you should be using something like that, it's what the pros use. The guy at Best Buy told me so..."

Jan 08 13 01:41 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
Cynthia Serrano
Posts: 11,126
Newark, New Jersey, US


Sorry can't make the shoot my Grandmother just died (for the fifth time)
Jan 08 13 01:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
terrysphotocountry
Posts: 3,752
Rochester, New York, US


You need my approval before you use my images. I want all my images in the raw format. I will edit them my self. And this is from a TF session.
Jan 08 13 01:46 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Dan K Photography
Posts: 5,380
STATEN ISLAND, New York, US


Kaouthia wrote:

You're partly correct.

It doesn't matter if you're 16 or 25, but if you don't feel safe going to shoots, you should not go to the shoot! smile

Do you really think that if somebody is going to do unspeakable things to you, they're going to think twice about taking the babysitter out first so they're not a problem?

First paragraph I agree with.

Second one is ridiculous. Yes, of course he will think twice if there is a second person there. It is much harder to do/get away with it (whatever it is) when  a second person is there. So many more things can go wrong with having to deal with a second person.

Jan 08 13 01:53 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
MesmerEyes Photography
Posts: 792
San Antonio, Texas, US


sdgillis wrote:
not really the same, but when I go out drawing live in bar or on the street or something people love to tell me all about how they used to draw once upon a time ago, or took an art class or whatever. or how their kids like to draw or took a class or whatever. no shit. who hasn't.

Me. big_smile

Jan 08 13 01:59 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
The Private Collection
Posts: 14
Beverly Hills, California, US


2months after shooting, signing a release and accepting payment:
"my family is very conservative and don't want me to model anymore, so please do not use my images anymore, if you do my cousin is a lawyer and will



"My boyfriend just bought a camera and wants to learn from you how to be a photographer so I'll have to bring him as my escort."

"I don't want you to use the nudes we shot, I decided I want to go into politics and can't have nudes floating around."

3am message:
"I can't make it tomorrow, my mom was going to drive me and she just bailed" - @ 3am?

"My usual photographer shoots for Playboy" (I was in a small town 2hrs north of Atlanta...)

"Can we shoot like this (insert link to another photographer) I really like his work...".

Me: "Wheres your escort?".
Model: "Oh I decided I wanted to be alone with you."
Jan 08 13 04:49 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
The Private Collection
Posts: 14
Beverly Hills, California, US


Oh and...

"Why don't you have a mirror here...usually a photographer has a mirror so a model can see what she looks like".
Jan 08 13 04:51 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jessie Rand
Posts: 24
Sacramento, California, US


"oh hey, sorry I haven't replied in a few days. My boyfriend just bought a camera, so he's just going to do it. winky face <3!!"

"do you think you can burn me a copy of that Photoshop?"

"Sorry, I didn't get the chance to shave.....my arm pits."
Jan 08 13 08:59 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Silverstone Productions
Posts: 182
Eugene, Oregon, US


"Is there a bathroom nearby?" ...... When on location

About a year ago, the model and my team drove for two hours down a forest service road in order to get to a beautiful canyon. After getting there and taking 30 minutes to prepare (put on makeup and set up strobes), the model had to use the restroom. Unfortunately, I didn't have any toilet paper and she refused to go without it. So I packed everything up and we drove two hours back to town so she could use a toilet.

Needless to say, I now bring TP whenever doing a location shoot.
Jan 08 13 09:13 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
toesup
Posts: 841
Templeton, California, US


"Can you take out the string in Photoshop"?..
Jan 08 13 09:24 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Ali Choudhry Photo
Posts: 108
Brisbane, Queensland, Australia


The Private Collection wrote:
2months after shooting, signing a release and accepting payment:
"my family is very conservative and don't want me to model anymore, so please do not use my images anymore, if you do my cousin is a lawyer and will



"My boyfriend just bought a camera and wants to learn from you how to be a photographer so I'll have to bring him as my escort."

"I don't want you to use the nudes we shot, I decided I want to go into politics and can't have nudes floating around."

3am message:
"I can't make it tomorrow, my mom was going to drive me and she just bailed" - @ 3am?

"My usual photographer shoots for Playboy" (I was in a small town 2hrs north of Atlanta...)

"Can we shoot like this (insert link to another photographer) I really like his work...".

Me: "Wheres your escort?".
Model: "Oh I decided I wanted to be alone with you."

I think you win. o.O

Jan 08 13 09:33 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Jerry Nemeth
Posts: 22,736
Dearborn, Michigan, US


toesup wrote:
"Can you take out the string in Photoshop"?..

I told a llama to hide the string.

Jan 08 13 09:59 pm  Link  Quote 
Photographer
D-Light
Posts: 277
Newcastle, Limerick, Ireland


In reply to a casting for an art nude shoot; 'I don't do nude, topless or anything that requires me to remove any of my clothes. I'm not a prostitute.'

This after telling me how much experience she had and how much she'd love to work with me, having seen my port.
Jan 09 13 08:14 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Srefis Limited
Posts: 885
Asheville, North Carolina, US


Hero Foto wrote:

o.0

WTF is "implied" lingerie ??????

That is when you body paint lingerie on them! smile Problem solved.

Jan 09 13 08:33 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Chronos Productions
Posts: 243
Benidorm, Valencia, Spain


So far.. Three girls have said this to me on the day of shoot after me ringing them up

"Sorry, I feel too fat to shoot today"
Jan 09 13 09:06 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Dan Brady
Posts: 558
Perth, Western Australia, Australia


My hair? oh you don't mind changing the colour of my hair do you? Yes of course it's tfp.
Jan 09 13 09:15 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Dan Brady
Posts: 558
Perth, Western Australia, Australia


Chronos Productions wrote:
So far.. Three girls have said this to me on the day of shoot after me ringing them up

"Sorry, I feel too fat to shoot today"

maybe they couldn't fit out of the metaphysical door.

Jan 09 13 09:16 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Chronos Productions
Posts: 243
Benidorm, Valencia, Spain


Dan Brady wrote:

maybe they couldn't fit out of the metaphysical door.

I almost got away with telling one of them that I think their mirror is just warped but that ended with her thinking I was flirting.

Jan 09 13 09:19 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Dan Brady
Posts: 558
Perth, Western Australia, Australia


Chronos Productions wrote:

I almost got away with telling one of them that I think their mirror is just warped but that ended with her thinking I was flirting.

stop flirting me with me.

Jan 09 13 09:21 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Paul Grupp
Posts: 666
Santa Monica, California, US


Traditional Curmudgeon wrote:
Pointing at my 8x10 inch bellows camera:  "How many megapixels is that?"

A: Too many to count.

Jan 09 13 11:13 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Larry Johnston
Posts: 1
Fort Worth, Texas, US


After the shoot.  "I forgot to tell you I'm really only 16"
Jan 09 13 11:14 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
JustinAllenPhotography
Posts: 309
Fullerton, California, US


i have a huge following on instagram so once your done taking all he photos you need to send them to me and then the ones i want used ill send them back ...


yeah this happened to me
Jan 09 13 11:21 am  Link  Quote 
Model
Shannon Noelle Long
Posts: 1
Waterville, Vermont, US


"Oh, we don't need a 'photographer' cause she took some REALLY NICE pictures with her cell phone..."
Jan 09 13 11:22 am  Link  Quote 
Model
charvisioku
Posts: 61
York, England, United Kingdom


BlueMoonPics wrote:
"Give me your camera; I want to delete something."

Has that seriously happened? My god... and I thought it was cheeky to say "That can be easily photoshopped"... some people...


The worst one I've heard was "I only shoot with experienced photographers" on a newbie page. I'm a newbie myself and found that borderline funny. As if we can be picky about who we shoot with to that extent!

Jan 09 13 11:22 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Digital Czar
Posts: 828
Oak Park, Illinois, US


Hero Foto wrote:

o.0

WTF is "implied" lingerie ??????

Bodypaint perhaps?

Jan 09 13 11:27 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
G E R U S O V A
Posts: 3
Los Angeles, California, US


"Let's shoot! I will come up with ideas and wardrobe!"
really......
Jan 09 13 11:28 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
FT Photos NZ
Posts: 10
Lower Hutt, Wellington, New Zealand


Can I bring a friend They are starting a new photography business They are just an Amateur Photographer and at the moment they doing FREE photo shoots to learn some new skills and see where they would like to take their passion I said it would probably be Ok as its a TFP shoot
Jan 09 13 11:30 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Eckered
Posts: 6
Saint Catharines-Niagara, Ontario, Canada


I have really really enjoyed this thread, including the stuff that I didn't necessarily agree with.    Great fun and great perspective and enough OMG moments to get me laughing out loud. 

However a few observations:

We earn odd comments when we say 'come over for a nude TFP and we don't communicate a plan, a concept or the starting intention.  It won't likely be a  professional outcome if we don't sit down a couple of days before and go through a checklist including hair, mu, start/end time, wardrobe, mutual expectations (TFP means a trade and the model has a right to expect something valuable from the shoot as well), who will be allowed to accompany the model (in nmy case, no boyfriends or family and I warn that anyone who does come along may be put to work (holding reflectors etc. ), and a lot more. There must be a list of items to cover in a pre-shoot meeting somewhere on MM.

We also need to be patient with new and respectful models who ask obvious questions because they are new at this.  Yes we can enjoy answering their niaive questions with a polite smile and a thourough explanation.  I want the new and respectful model to try hard, enjoy her time, and look forward to a second shoot where he confidence and experience takes MY work up a notch.   And laugh at the nasty comments later in threads like this!

That's my 2 cents.  Let me repeat how much I've enjoyed this thread.

EE
Jan 09 13 11:30 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
J_J Photo
Posts: 1
Greensburg, Indiana, US


We do mostly weddings and this is the #1 thing that gets under our skin so bad when it comes to weddings.  I am sure we are not the only photographers that hear this...

Bride: "Hey, we are looking for someone local to do our wedding.  Nothing fancy, just before & after the ceremony, and a few pictures at the reception.  What do you charge for that?"

Us: "Well, our prices are all on our website, or we can build a custom package for you as no two brides want the same thing.  Let us know exactly what you are looking for and we can go from there."

Bride: "OK, Cool!  I will check that out and call you back in a few days."

(One week later, no reply, so we call her up)

Us: "Hey, have you decided what you want for your wedding yet?"

Bride: "Well, Uncle Bob has a really nice camera and he said he could do it..."

Us: (thinking) "OK, good luck in your life together, Goodbye."
Jan 09 13 11:31 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Steven Donaldson
Posts: 1
Phoenix, Arizona, US


Paid assignments only with no expierence with cell phone pics as their portfolio images...
Jan 09 13 11:32 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Aleister Blacke
Posts: 828
South Bend, Indiana, US


My favourite was the one I read that said "I am a purfeshunel.  I own linjuray. i have no expeareance"  Still cracks me up.
Jan 09 13 11:32 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
The Night Raven
Posts: 24
Columbus, Ohio, US


Oh I have a few to add:

"You should pay me $50 because I only accept paid shoots and since i'm coming to you, I need gas and coffee/food coverage, after all i'm a student."

"Can you shop out all my unwanted body fat?"

"How do you do your pictures? I'm thinking about getting into photography."

"Since we're sort of friends, can I get a 50% discount?"
Jan 09 13 11:35 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
G E R U S O V A
Posts: 3
Los Angeles, California, US


The Private Collection wrote:
2months after shooting, signing a release and accepting payment:
"my family is very conservative and don't want me to llama anymore, so please do not use my images anymore, if you do my cousin is a lawyer and will



"My boyfriend just bought a camera and wants to learn from you how to be a photographer so I'll have to bring him as my escort."

"I don't want you to use the nudes we shot, I decided I want to go into politics and can't have nudes floating around."

3am message:
"I can't make it tomorrow, my mom was going to drive me and she just bailed" - @ 3am?

"My usual photographer shoots for Playboy" (I was in a small town 2hrs north of Atlanta...)

"Can we shoot like this (insert link to another photographer) I really like his work...".

Me: "Wheres your escort?".
Model: "Oh I decided I wanted to be alone with you."

LOL

Jan 09 13 11:35 am  Link  Quote 
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