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John Edward
Posts: 2,462
Dallas, Texas, US


Yey, I get to meet my new car tomorrow.

I am so excited.

No, it's not one of those brand new, disposable things at a car dealer.

It's a 1969 Opel GT.

The car that does not have a single flat place on it.

It's way kool.

It has more curves than my fav MM model.

It gets thirty miles to the gallon, and the parts are cheap.

Que: Queen, The Machine Of A Dream. (I'm in Love with My Car)

"With the pistons a pumpin, and the hubcaps all gleam."

Oh, and I was a dealership mechanic for them back in the day, I've worked on 500, owned 30, and I can tell where a bolt goes by looking at it.

But right now, I need a car. So be happy for me SF2er's.

Oh, and Fair Warning, every shoot I do for the next year, will be wearing, said Opel GT.

This one ONLY sat outside for 5 years, so it should be easy!
Jan 12 13 02:28 pm  Link  Quote 
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Robb Mann
Posts: 10,530
Baltimore, Maryland, US


Good luck! Once the classic car bug bites, there is only one cure. A classic car. Still miss my '69 Mach 1. Sniff.
Jan 12 13 03:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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Nicolette
Posts: 12,698
Midland, Texas, US


How exactly does someone wear a car?
Jan 12 13 04:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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Wildcat Photography
Posts: 1,486
Valparaiso, Indiana, US


Congratulations!

Wildcat
PS.  What did they call them back then...baby 'Vette's.

Cool ass looking car!

And I am a BIG car guy!
Jan 12 13 04:28 pm  Link  Quote 
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John Edward
Posts: 2,462
Dallas, Texas, US


Nicolette wrote:
How exactly does someone wear a car?

Well, first you have to get the car to get nekkid.

Usually, I cook something pasta ish, tell the car it's pretty, and slide a 5 hundred dollar bill in the glove box.

Then I buy the car new tires, and on the way back, stop by Ross, and buy the model stockings.

While she's trying them on at the gas station, I'm filling the car up with premium. Three Dollars and ninety cents a gallon, noprob.

Oh, baby like 91 Octane.

Then I have to beat off all the zombies, trying to touch my car, and eye fuck my model.

I was in the Marines, noprob again.

I keep a Sword behind the drivers seat,

Leathernecks, thats there for swordfights.

So I'm back at the studio, baby is purring like a cat full of wet food.
Model is humping my car.

Car has a tank of Premium, and Model has finally found a guy who'll take her shopping.

From there it's just your usual Girl/Girl shoot. Stand back, shut up, take lots of pics, let them do their thing.

Just another day at work.

Jan 12 13 06:36 pm  Link  Quote 
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John Edward
Posts: 2,462
Dallas, Texas, US


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Did you seriously out someone?  Really?
Jan 12 13 07:01 pm  Link 
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Lumatic
Posts: 13,750
Brooklyn, New York, US


Nicolette wrote:
How exactly does someone wear a car?

John Edward wrote:
My other post was just yanking Ashleys chain.

She still has it in for me.

Um.  Huh?

I think you might have been seeing something that wasn't there on this one, regardless of any beef between the two of you.  I was thinking the same thing about that line.

Congrats on the new wheels.  Opels are badass.

Jan 12 13 07:54 pm  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


John Edward wrote:
eye fuck my model.

Sounds painful...

Jan 12 13 10:41 pm  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


John Edward wrote:

My other post was just yanking Ashleys chain.

She still has it in for me.

Or you're not over it and trying to make her look bad for pulling your leg a little.  I'm going to guess there's another side to this story...

Jan 12 13 10:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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Nicolette
Posts: 12,698
Midland, Texas, US


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lna51h5eoK1qarxj3.gif
People thinking I still care about that. aaaahahahahha


Also, for the record, I told you no.
And you're the one not over it since you brought it up.
That was almost 4 years ago. Please, move on with your life.
Jan 12 13 11:15 pm  Link  Quote 
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T A Y L O R
Posts: 2,977
Austin, Texas, US


I love when posts get derailed by the OP.

I'm going to buy a car an- REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED 4 YRS AGO WHEN WE ALMOST SHOT TOGETHER WOW GET A LIFE.
Jan 12 13 11:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


T A Y L O R  wrote:
I love when posts get derailed by the OP.

I'm going to buy a car an- REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED 4 YRS AGO WHEN WE ALMOST SHOT TOGETHER WOW GET A LIFE.

Makes about as much sense as beating off zombies...

Jan 13 13 12:00 am  Link  Quote 
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Nicolette
Posts: 12,698
Midland, Texas, US


T A Y L O R  wrote:
I love when posts get derailed by the OP.

I'm going to buy a car an- REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED 4 YRS AGO WHEN WE ALMOST SHOT TOGETHER WOW GET A LIFE.

lol
I LOVE YOU BOOBOO!

Jan 13 13 12:01 am  Link  Quote 
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Nicolette
Posts: 12,698
Midland, Texas, US


Sha-Lynne wrote:

Makes about as much sense as beating off zombies...

lol I ALSO LOVE YOU.
And I miss your face.

Jan 13 13 12:02 am  Link  Quote 
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DougBPhoto
Posts: 38,406
Portland, Oregon, US


T A Y L O R  wrote:
I love when posts get derailed by the OP.

I'm going to buy a car an- REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED 4 YRS AGO WHEN WE ALMOST SHOT TOGETHER WOW GET A LIFE.

Well boy howdy!!

I always heard everything was bigger in Texas....

I had no idea that included photographer butthurt too!!

Jan 13 13 12:02 am  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Nicolette wrote:

lol I ALSO LOVE YOU.
And I miss your face.

Jan 13 13 12:05 am  Link  Quote 
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Nicolette
Posts: 12,698
Midland, Texas, US


Sha-Lynne wrote:

Jan 13 13 12:10 am  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
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Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Nicolette wrote:

Jan 13 13 12:40 am  Link  Quote 
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-JAY-
Posts: 6,623
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Sha-Lynne wrote:

Makes about as much sense as beating off zombies...

Why beat them off!


Come beat me off, it's better.

Jan 13 13 12:46 am  Link  Quote 
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Nicolette
Posts: 12,698
Midland, Texas, US


Sha-Lynne wrote:

Yus!  And I don't think there have been any rocket sightings since we got Lora, so you should be safe  tongue

WHEW. I was so worried tongue

Jan 13 13 01:21 am  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


-JAY- wrote:

Why beat them off!


Come beat me off, it's better.

Bah, you have all of your appendages, where's the fun in that?

Jan 13 13 01:23 am  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Nicolette wrote:
WHEW. I was so worried tongue

She totally dominates him...she's the humper.

ETA:  Only with him, not people.  People scare her.

Jan 13 13 01:23 am  Link  Quote 
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Nicolette
Posts: 12,698
Midland, Texas, US


Sha-Lynne wrote:

She totally dominates him...she's the humper.

ETA:  Only with him, not people.  People scare her.

I can relate to that. tongue

Jan 13 13 01:37 am  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Nicolette wrote:

I can relate to that. tongue

She just straddles him sometimes and acts all superior.  Doesn't do anything, just sits there like she's queen of the mountain.  He just lays there being sleepy and cute.

Jan 13 13 03:05 am  Link  Quote 
Photographer
Svend
Posts: 25,127
Boulder, Colorado, US


lol @ this bizarre shit
Jan 13 13 01:38 pm  Link  Quote 
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John Edward
Posts: 2,462
Dallas, Texas, US


Well, if you do see me back in Asstown, you'll know me by what I'm driving.


Not that you'll be able to catch me.

Them Opels are some Urban Terrors.

Of course you could always wait for me in the parking lot at the Horshoe.

LOL
Jan 15 13 03:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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John Edward
Posts: 2,462
Dallas, Texas, US


Well, if you do see me back in Asstown, you'll know me by what I'm driving.


Not that you'll be able to catch me.

Them Opels are some Urban Terrors.

Of course you could always wait for me in the parking lot at the Horshoe.

LOL
Jan 15 13 03:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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Robb Mann
Posts: 10,530
Baltimore, Maryland, US


Been reading this thread for days now. I wish tomorrow would get here so you can have that opel.
Jan 17 13 01:52 am  Link  Quote 
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