Only if you're wearing a bacon bikini bottom, bacon pasties with tassels, stiletto heels wrapped with bacon and grinding to loud stripper music.

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Marc Damon wrote:

Only if you're wearing a bacon bikini bottom, bacon pasties with tassels, stiletto heels wrapped with bacon and grinding to loud stripper music.

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I can handle the heels (sans bacon) and the stripper music...LOL.  Someone else will have to provide the bacon.

DivaEroticus wrote:
I can handle the heels (sans bacon) and the stripper music...LOL.  Someone else will have to provide the bacon.

Done. I'll set it up on kickstarter to take donations for the project. But I think we should do it with at least 20 photographers, 10 lighting gaffers, 5 MUA's, 3 wardrobe designers, 2 professional chefs and one huge forklift to make sure we get it right and everyone is satisfied with the results in the end.

S3R4PH1M  wrote:

That's my picture! 

Marc Damon wrote:

Done. I'll set it up on kickstarter to take donations for the project. But I think we should do it with at least 20 photographers, 10 lighting gaffers, 5 MUA's, 3 wardrobe designers, 2 professional chefs and one huge forklift to make sure we get it right and everyone is satisfied with the results in the end.

I'll just show up in my heels and let everyone else do their thing. 

DivaEroticus wrote:

I'll just show up in my heels and let everyone else do their thing. 

You'll show up in just heels and do your thing? That sounds like you. Houston, we have a plan!

Marc Damon wrote:

What the hell is it??  I know meat, but what kind of meat?

It's official Fergy gets 3 days in the super secret SF2 Brig because she can't recognize a Huge Fucking Mound of BACON!

** passes Fergy his glasses **