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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,249
Hayward, California, US


my blender turned an onion into onion juice.

It looks like grits.

the end.
Jan 16 13 09:46 pm  Link  Quote 
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Bek Ruszin
Posts: 6,023
Levittown, Pennsylvania, US


Damon Banner wrote:
my blender turned an onion into onion juice.

It looks like grits.

the end.

But did you cry?

Jan 16 13 11:03 pm  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
Posts: 8,162
Pleasant Hill, California, US


Damon Banner wrote:
my blender turned an onion into onion juice.

It looks like grits.

the end.

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Jan 16 13 11:34 pm  Link  Quote 
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Apodyopsis
Posts: 6,073
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


.....what would you do with onion juice?



I mean...I know what *I* would do with it....but it aint no cooking
Jan 16 13 11:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
Posts: 35,772
Boston, Massachusetts, US


What did you expect it to do?

The Ninja turns everything into grits; that's its job.
Jan 17 13 07:31 am  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,249
Hayward, California, US


Koryn Locke wrote:
What did you expect it to do?

The Ninja turns everything into grits; that's its job.

chop it into tiny, non juice like, pieces!

Jan 17 13 07:37 am  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,249
Hayward, California, US


Apodyopsis wrote:
.....what would you do with onion juice?



I mean...I know what *I* would do with it....but it aint no cooking

a smoovie!?

Jan 17 13 07:38 am  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
Posts: 35,772
Boston, Massachusetts, US


Damon Banner wrote:
chop it into tiny, non juice like, pieces!

That's what food processors do. Blenders and food processors are different.

You make smoothies in the blender, but salsa in the food processor.

Jan 17 13 07:40 am  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
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Hayward, California, US


you sassing me!?
Jan 17 13 07:41 am  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
Posts: 35,772
Boston, Massachusetts, US


Damon Banner wrote:
you sassing me!?

Sometimes I wonder why people put onions in the blender, and expect them to come out in a non-soup form.

Jan 17 13 07:45 am  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,249
Hayward, California, US


*takes off belt*
Jan 17 13 07:46 am  Link  Quote 
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


Damon Banner wrote:

chop it into tiny, non juice like, pieces!

**Hint. Hint. The button says "puree" for a reason**

Jan 17 13 07:59 am  Link  Quote 
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ArtisticPhotography
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Buffalo, New York, US


Damon Banner wrote:
*takes off belt*

NOW WE'RE TALKING !!!!

Jan 17 13 08:00 am  Link  Quote 
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HellBelle
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Indianapolis, Indiana, US


Damon Banner wrote:
*takes off belt*

lol

Jan 17 13 08:11 am  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
Posts: 35,772
Boston, Massachusetts, US


My mom used to make jokes about onion juice actually, because when she was a little kid and got sick, her grandma made onion "poultice," which was mounds of boiled onions, and made her lie with it on her chest.

They also packed soot into a head wound she got when she fell off a fence, at around 7 years old.

Poultice-granny also swore she got rid of her shingles by rubbing it with "blood from a black hen."


Aaaaaah...folk medicine...
Jan 17 13 08:12 am  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,249
Hayward, California, US


ArtisticPhotography wrote:

**Hint. Hint. The button says "puree" for a reason**

My ninja only has one setting.

Jan 17 13 10:09 am  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,249
Hayward, California, US


Koryn Locke wrote:
My mom used to make jokes about onion juice actually, because when she was a little kid and got sick, her grandma made onion "poultice," which was mounds of boiled onions, and made her lie with it on her chest.

They also packed soot into a head wound she got when she fell off a fence, at around 7 years old.

Poultice-granny also swore she got rid of her shingles by rubbing it with "blood from a black hen."


Aaaaaah...folk medicine...

Is that like the country version of robitussin?

Jan 17 13 10:10 am  Link  Quote 
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Erin Holmes
Posts: 6,330
Albuquerque, New Mexico, US


I do that to make Indian food, depending on the dish.
Jan 17 13 12:05 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,249
Hayward, California, US


Erin Holmes wrote:
I do that to make Indian food, depending on the dish.

NOW I WANT INDIAN FOOD.  THANKS ALOT!

Jan 17 13 12:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
Posts: 8,162
Pleasant Hill, California, US


Koryn Locke wrote:
My mom used to make jokes about onion juice actually, because when she was a little kid and got sick, her grandma made onion "poultice," which was mounds of boiled onions, and made her lie with it on her chest.

They also packed soot into a head wound she got when she fell off a fence, at around 7 years old.

Poultice-granny also swore she got rid of her shingles by rubbing it with "blood from a black hen."


Aaaaaah...folk medicine...

omg thats horrible! and soot in a head wound?!? wow. thats bad.
didn't she know you're just supposed to squirt it with windex!
soak it good, let it get down there into the bone.
windex fixes everything.

Jan 17 13 01:47 pm  Link  Quote 
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