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AdelaideJohn1967
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If both existed as they are portrayed currently and both were in a fight. Who'd win?
Jan 26 13 05:19 am  Link  Quote 
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Lawrence Guy
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Superman would win the battle but Jesus would win the war.
Jan 26 13 05:38 am  Link  Quote 
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Anna Adrielle
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if they both existed as currently portrayed, there would be no fight
Jan 26 13 05:45 am  Link  Quote 
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RINALDI
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Superman would rip off Jesus' angel wings, Jesus would rip off Superman's powers. You will hear this voice from the sky: "FATALITY MOVE!!!"
Jan 26 13 06:47 am  Link  Quote 
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Acanthus Tattoos
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Union, New Jersey, US


Jesus, if he remembered to bring along the kryptonite
Jan 26 13 06:51 am  Link  Quote 
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Tim Little Photography
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Wilmington, Delaware, US


Jesus would not get into a fight. Nor would Superman. Instead they would find that the ties that unite them are far stronger than any trivial matter they might disagree on. So, they would break bread, drink wine and become friends.
Jan 26 13 06:59 am  Link  Quote 
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Farenell Photography
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Tim Little Photography wrote:
Jesus would not get into a fight.

I'm not so sure. It depends on what Superman was doing & if it pissed him off enough. wink

The only known case where he showed a glimmer of violence was when he overturned the tables of the moneychangers in the temple (Mark 11:15). According to John 2:15, he made a chord into a whip & used that to get them out.

Jan 26 13 07:12 am  Link  Quote 
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Al Abbazia
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Orlando, Florida, US


Superman. Especially if you gave him some Red Kryptonite to make him temporarily evil smile  Heat vision for the win.
Jan 26 13 07:14 am  Link  Quote 
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Aaron Lewis Photography
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Catskill, New York, US


Lawrence Guy wrote:
Superman would win the battle but Jesus would win the war.

I think this is pretty accurate

Jan 26 13 07:19 am  Link  Quote 
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R A V E N D R I V E
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Jesus would clearly be the boss battle.

Superman would have to maneuver through all of the hail and brimstone that jesus was creating for the fight, and then deliver some one-two punches until Jesus' life bar got lower.

And as the boss fight, jesus would have 3 lifebars over top of each other. So even though Superman was taking parts of the green life bar off, there would be another yellow one under that, before a red one.
Jan 26 13 07:38 am  Link  Quote 
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SPRINGHEEL
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http://farm1.staticflickr.com/60/196023475_3e0e45ebcd.jpg
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SPRINGHEEL
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Gibraltar, Michigan, US


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRywvBiQIq1U3kHhcmilctmihH1otRXeuar3YSttxxLetPwztrgQQ
Jan 26 13 07:49 am  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
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Anna Adrielle wrote:
if they both existed as currently portrayed, there would be no fight

LOL! this ^
its funny cause its true.

Jan 26 13 07:53 am  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
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Lawrence Guy wrote:
Superman would win the battle but Jesus would win the war.

make love not war.

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/21814000/ngbbs4c97ca8820091.jpg

they could have a super demigod offspring.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--xumkvKLU8Y/UPb-pVV9O0I/AAAAAAAAAJI/Vldso3lUKI0/s1600/superman-jesus-christ,-worth1000.jpg

Jan 26 13 07:56 am  Link  Quote 
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Tim Little Photography
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Farenell Photography wrote:

I'm not so sure. It depends on what Superman was doing & if it pissed him off enough. wink

The only known case where he showed a glimmer of violence was when he overturned the tables of the moneychangers in the temple (Mark 11:15). According to John 2:15, he made a chord into a whip & used that to get them out.

Yea, but even filled with righteous rage against the unholy, Jesus restrained his temper. And Superman, as written, would hardly be a money changer.

Jan 26 13 09:07 am  Link  Quote 
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California Girls Skate
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Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
http://www.best-cultmovies.com/images/stand_by_me_teddy_and_vern.jpg
Jan 26 13 09:37 am  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
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Martinez, California, US


California Girls Skate wrote:
Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

^ HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
awesome.

Jan 26 13 10:12 am  Link  Quote 
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Tom Linkens
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Lititz, Pennsylvania, US


AdelaideJohn1967 wrote:
If both existed as they are portrayed currently and both were in a fight. Who'd win?

There's that unwritten rule that Superman wins every time. While Jesus went easy on the Romans, and didn't call for backup either.

Jan 26 13 10:15 am  Link  Quote 
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NicoleNudes
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Toronto, Ontario, Canada


This entire thread is just lol
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SPRINGHEEL
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Gibraltar, Michigan, US


http://devilintheflesh.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/63684.jpg?w=610
Jan 26 13 10:18 am  Link  Quote 
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SPRINGHEEL
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http://nthmind.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/marissagarner1.jpg?w=490
Jan 26 13 10:21 am  Link  Quote 
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SPRINGHEEL
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http://demotivate.me/mediafiles/full/4162010103910AM_inspirational-posters-superheroes-19.jpg
Jan 26 13 10:22 am  Link  Quote 
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SPRINGHEEL
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Gibraltar, Michigan, US


http://chzbromania.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/guidos-bros-douchebags-fratboys-even-superheroes-have-a-bro-in-jesus.jpg
Jan 26 13 10:22 am  Link  Quote 
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SPRINGHEEL
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http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/08/HulkLikeLittleBoys.jpg
Jan 26 13 10:25 am  Link  Quote 
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D A N T I E
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San Antonio, Texas, US


superman would win, but Jesus would forgive him lol
Jan 26 13 10:38 am  Link  Quote 
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RBM Photo
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Bellbrook, Ohio, US


Bizzaro Jesus would whip them both.
Jan 26 13 11:32 am  Link  Quote 
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Garry k
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Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada


Jesus would die for Supermans sins
Jan 26 13 01:04 pm  Link  Quote 
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kickfight
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Portland, Oregon, US


Sword-mouth Jesus from Revelation.

http://www.overview.orconhosting.net.nz/05a_Jesus.jpg
Jan 26 13 02:28 pm  Link  Quote 
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Monad Studios
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Santa Rosa, California, US


Obviously Jesus would let Superman win.
Jan 26 13 02:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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Eros Fine Art Photo
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I think Jesus would initially lose and die, after Superman nailed him to a cross and used his laser vision to pierce a hole in his side.  Of course, Jesus would come back to life after 3 days and seek revenge on Superman, and all the Roman guards who tortured him, with a high-powered nail gun.  He'd also incinerate them with tongues of fire that would burn them from the head down.  Then, if he got weak, he'd find either fish or loaves of bread for power ups.

Wait...this is starting to sound more like a video game than a comic book.
Jan 26 13 05:17 pm  Link  Quote 
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Monad Studios
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Eros Fine Art Photo wrote:
I think Jesus would initially lose and die, after Superman nailed him to a cross and used his laser vision to pierce a hole in his side.  Of course, Jesus would come back to life after 3 days and seek revenge on Superman, and all the Roman guards who tortured him, with a high-powered nail gun.  He'd also incinerate them with tongues of fire that would burn them from the head down.  Then, if he got weak, he'd find either fish or loaves of bread for power ups.

Wait...this is starting to sound more like a video game than a comic book.

Superman XXI:  Apocalypse

Jan 26 13 05:25 pm  Link  Quote 
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MF productions
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San Jose, California, US


They would tag team Buddha and Muhammad.
Jan 26 13 05:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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EdwardKristopher
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Anna Adrielle wrote:
if they both existed as currently portrayed, there would be no fight

+1

Absolutely Spot On Anna!  :-)

Jan 26 13 06:31 pm  Link  Quote 
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Digital Photo PLUS
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The fight would be boring. Jesus would just keep turning the other cheek and Superman would keep slapping him yelling: come on bitch, hit me.
Jan 27 13 04:41 am  Link  Quote 
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SPRINGHEEL
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kickfight wrote:
Sword-mouth Jesus from Revelation.

http://www.overview.orconhosting.net.nz/05a_Jesus.jpg

Funny how most people forget him and go on and on about the supposed Hippie Jesus

Jan 27 13 05:17 am  Link  Quote 
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Jules NYC
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SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
http://nthmind.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/marissagarner1.jpg?w=490

lol

Jan 27 13 09:45 am  Link  Quote 
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Justin
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Superman is vulnerable to kryptonite, red sun radiation, and magic.

Jesus does magic.

C'mon, people, think.
Jan 27 13 09:52 am  Link  Quote 
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Santa Claus
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Seattle, Washington, US


C'mon guys, get real!
Jan 27 13 10:56 am  Link  Quote 
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csjacksonphotography
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Chicago, Illinois, US


Winner fights Rao!
Jan 27 13 12:03 pm  Link  Quote 
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r T p
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Los Angeles, California, US



j
eesus would not raise his hand at a man wearing glasses

and
supeerman would not strike a dude wearing a dress
Jan 27 13 12:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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