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Damianne
Posts: 15,973
Austin, Texas, US


I got to have this modelling thing to help me get a husband so I can marry and settle down and raise his babies like a proper lady.
Modelling was so useful. I mean, almost as useful as those college classes I took just to meet potential husbands with drive and high potential earnings, although silly me of course I'd never actually get a degree.

Ho hum how grand it all is.
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Andialu
Posts: 14,029
San Pedro, California, US


Revolutionary Road was a great movie.
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Peter Claver
Posts: 26,657
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


It's really great for women in 2013

You can get Internet in the kitchen and everything.
Jan 31 13 11:22 am  Link  Quote 
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Damianne
Posts: 15,973
Austin, Texas, US


Peter Claver wrote:
It's really great for women in 2013

You can get Internet in the kitchen and everything.

My last apartment had an ethernet port right above the stove.
I could never figure out how that was supposed to work.

Now I know.

Jan 31 13 12:06 pm  Link  Quote 
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Peter Claver
Posts: 26,657
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Damianne wrote:

My last apartment had an ethernet port right above the stove.
I could never figure out how that was supposed to work.

Now I know.

They were looking out for your best interests.

Jan 31 13 12:12 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damianne
Posts: 15,973
Austin, Texas, US


Peter Claver wrote:

They were looking out for your best interests.

Lawdy knows I'm incapable of doing it myself

Jan 31 13 12:14 pm  Link  Quote 
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Peter Claver
Posts: 26,657
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Damianne wrote:

Lawdy knows I'm incapable of doing it myself

If you need help plugging in the internet I'm sure your man can do it for you.

Jan 31 13 12:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damianne
Posts: 15,973
Austin, Texas, US


Peter Claver wrote:

If you need help plugging in the internet I'm sure your man can do it for you.

I have a man typing for me now.

All thanks to modelling.

Jan 31 13 12:47 pm  Link  Quote 
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Peter Claver
Posts: 26,657
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Damianne wrote:
I have a man typing for me now.

All thanks to llamaling.

Don't forget to make him a sandwich to show him how grateful you are.

Do it naked so he can get the benefit of your llamaing too.

Jan 31 13 01:07 pm  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Now take off your shoes and pick up a damn frying pan.  Geez.
Jan 31 13 01:29 pm  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Peter Claver wrote:

Don't forget to make him a sandwich to show him how grateful you are.

Do it naked so he can get the benefit of your modeling too.

A naked sandwich?
Aren't you getting ahead of yourself here?

Jan 31 13 05:49 pm  Link  Quote 
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Peter Claver
Posts: 26,657
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Russian Katarina wrote:

A naked sandwich?
Aren't you getting ahead of yourself here?

Ain't got nothing to do with me.  She's gotta keep her man happy.

I already have a naked sandwich maker.

Jan 31 13 05:51 pm  Link  Quote 
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kickfight
Posts: 26,702
Portland, Oregon, US


No babies = inadequacy.

Don't get all shooty on the messenger, now.

These are our foundational principles.

Without them, civilization as we know it is DOOMED.

So comply or be damned.
Jan 31 13 05:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Peter Claver wrote:

Ain't got nothing to do with me.  She's gotta keep her man happy.

I already have a naked sandwich maker.

It takes two to tango, but it takes three for a proper sandwich.
I thought you were offering yourself up.

Jan 31 13 05:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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Peter Claver
Posts: 26,657
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Russian Katarina wrote:

It takes two to tango, but it takes three for a proper sandwich.
I thought you were offering yourself up.

Nah.  I was just trying to make sure she keeps her man fed.  He is, after all, making sure she lives a comfortable life (with internet).

Jan 31 13 06:16 pm  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Peter Claver wrote:

Nah.  I was just trying to make sure she keeps her man fed.  He is, after all, making sure she lives a comfortable life (with internet).

I'm sure she has much to offer in the kitchen.

Jan 31 13 06:25 pm  Link  Quote 
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Sophistocles
Posts: 21,320
Seattle, Washington, US


I chose to marry a model with an advanced degree. You know, doing my part and all.
Jan 31 13 06:50 pm  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Sophistocles wrote:
I chose to marry a llama with an advanced degree. You know, doing my part and all.

Every time you ask a llama about quantum mechanics, God kills a kitten.

Please, think of Schroedinger's kitten!

Jan 31 13 06:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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Koryn
Posts: 36,096
Boston, Massachusetts, US


Are we referencing a particular fail-thread here?
Jan 31 13 07:03 pm  Link  Quote 
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Either that or Filthy is testing out her new sarcasm detector - a really useful invention.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2cynbmcOtnA/TPPw0zwaCTI/AAAAAAAABsQ/CgSIXKSFRjA/s1600/sarcasm_detector.jpg
Jan 31 13 07:13 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damianne
Posts: 15,973
Austin, Texas, US


Koryn Locke wrote:
Are we referencing a particular fail-thread here?

Why models quit

Jan 31 13 08:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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MesmerEyes Photography
Posts: 2,890
Tyler, Texas, US


Russian Katarina wrote:

Every time you ask a model about quantum mechanics, God kills a kitten.

Please, think of Schroedinger's kitten!

But it is ok to ask about Quantum Chemistry though right?

Jan 31 13 10:14 pm  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Russian Katarina wrote:

Every time you ask a model about quantum mechanics, God kills a kitten.

Please, think of Schroedinger's kitten!

Crap...I think I committed kitten genocide  sad

Feb 01 13 01:53 am  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


MesmerEyes Photography wrote:

But it is ok to ask about Quantum Chemistry though right?

Isn't that just the application of QM?

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Eye of Sicari
Posts: 36,883
Toledo, Ohio, US


MM is not a dating site. Hooking up is okay but NO DATING!
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


I've told my kids, "Never pick up women at a laundromat. If they can't afford a washer and a dryer then they can't afford to support you."
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Robb Mann
Posts: 10,112
Baltimore, Maryland, US


I named my last kitten Heisenberg. Never saw him again.
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Russian Katarina
Posts: 1,413
London, England, United Kingdom


Robb Mann wrote:
I named my last kitten Heisenberg. Never saw him again.

It probably shaved its fur and runs a catnip lab in the desert of New Mexico now.

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Koryn
Posts: 36,096
Boston, Massachusetts, US


Robb Mann wrote:
I named my last kitten Heisenberg. Never saw him again.

Well, his future was uncertain...

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