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Chicchowmein
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"A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey in his care claims that state laws forbidding him from doing so are are a violation of his constitutional rights.

Carlos R. Romero, 32, of Ocala, was arrested on September 14 and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police said he had sex with Doodle, a two-year-old miniature donkey in his care."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … z2JatGllIU

Farmhand diddles donkey and says his constitutional rights are being violated.

No words . . .
Jan 31 13 02:17 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damianne
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I am so glad to be back in the US of A
Jan 31 13 02:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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salvatori.
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IBS wrote:
Farmhand diddles donkey and says his constitutional rights are being violated.

No words . . .

I know, some people can't get a break ...

smile

Jan 31 13 02:21 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chicchowmein
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Palm Beach, Florida, US


salvatori. wrote:

I know, some people can't get a break ...

smile

I wonder whether Doodle will testify

Jan 31 13 02:36 pm  Link  Quote 
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MN camera
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Saint Paul, Minnesota, US


A friend and I sometimes exchange "odd news" stories, and most of them seem to originate in either Florida or Wisconsin.
Jan 31 13 02:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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Instinct Images
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San Diego, California, US


IBS wrote:
"A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey in his care claims that state laws forbidding him from doing so are are a violation of his constitutional rights.

Carlos R. Romero, 32, of Ocala, was arrested on September 14 and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police said he had sex with Doodle, a two-year-old miniature donkey in his care."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … z2JatGllIU

Farmhand diddles donkey and says his constitutional rights are being violated.

No words . . .

What about the donkey's constitutional rights???

Jan 31 13 02:39 pm  Link  Quote 
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-Nicole-
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Madison, Wisconsin, US


MN camera wrote:
A friend and I sometimes exchange "odd news" stories, and most of them seem to originate in either Florida or Wisconsin.

I remember reading a story about a WI man screwing a deer carcass on the side of the road.

I don't even.....

Jan 31 13 02:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chicchowmein
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Palm Beach, Florida, US


MN camera wrote:
A friend and I sometimes exchange "odd news" stories, and most of them seem to originate in either Florida or Wisconsin.

cough cough

Don't forget Texas.

Jan 31 13 02:50 pm  Link  Quote 
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Evan Hiltunen
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Minneapolis, Minnesota, US


Some day "animal lovers" will be a protected class and then we'll all feel bad for persecuting them.

Oh, Lord!
Jan 31 13 03:04 pm  Link  Quote 
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S W I N S K E Y
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Saint Petersburg, Florida, US


why is it always florida people?

http://i.imgur.com/m8TQi.png
Jan 31 13 03:06 pm  Link  Quote 
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Evan Hiltunen
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Minneapolis, Minnesota, US


S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people?

Maybe its shape brings out the worst in people(?)

Jan 31 13 03:11 pm  Link  Quote 
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Digitoxin
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Houston, Texas, US


He diddled a donkey Doodle?

He must be a Yankee Doodle Dandy!
Jan 31 13 03:14 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chicchowmein
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Palm Beach, Florida, US


S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people?

It's why they call it Flor-i-duh!

Jan 31 13 03:14 pm  Link  Quote 
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Top Level Studio
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Victoria, British Columbia, Canada


The sexual exploitation of underage animals must stop!
Jan 31 13 03:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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rfordphotos
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Antioch, California, US


Digitoxin wrote:
He diddled a donkey Doodle?

He must be a Yankee Doodle Dandy!

Really?

Ya just had to go here? Couldnt resist?

diddling Doodle indeed





smile  smile  smile

Jan 31 13 03:21 pm  Link  Quote 
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37photog
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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US


If makin love to Donkeys is wrong then I don't wanna be right!!
Jan 31 13 03:21 pm  Link  Quote 
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Tropical Photography
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Sarasota, Florida, US


S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people?
IBS wrote:
It's why they call it Flor-i-duh!

Umm, don't forget, many in Florida are not real floridians.. They're transplants.. As a REAL native Floridian, a transplant is NEVER a real Floridian..

That said, it's not to say natives don't do stupid shit, there are parts of Florida that are Deliverance country, but I'd check to see where the offender is really from.. And sadly, there are a lot of nuts in Ocala and the surrounding area.. The Villages anyone???

Jan 31 13 03:22 pm  Link  Quote 
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Tropical Photography
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Sarasota, Florida, US


Perhaps if Doodle had had a gun this never would have happen.. Is time to arm the Donkeys...
Jan 31 13 03:23 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
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Hayward, California, US


what about the donkey's constitutional rights?  Did it consent? 

This is why we shouldn't have gay marriage!  obviously!  I once stuck my penis in my toaster and it bit me!  that is how I knew it wanted it.
Jan 31 13 03:28 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
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Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Theres a buttsex joke in here somewhere.
Jan 31 13 03:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
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Hayward, California, US


Laura UnBound wrote:
Theres a buttsex joke in here somewhere.

won't get pregnant if I stick it in your ass.

Jan 31 13 03:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
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Damon Banner wrote:

won't get pregnant if I stick it in your ass.

lol thatll do.

Jan 31 13 03:33 pm  Link  Quote 
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MMR Digital
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Doylestown, Pennsylvania, US


Maybe he's a democrat. Geesh! Last night I watched a 70's re-run of Mary Tyler Moore and in the episode "Chuckles The Clown" was killed by an elephant- he was crushed in his shell- dressed as a peanut. One episode is funny, one news report...

I wanna go home now, I'm tired sad
Jan 31 13 03:34 pm  Link  Quote 
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Photos 4 The Memories
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Kewaskum, Wisconsin, US


IBS wrote:

I wonder whether Doodle will testify

If not she is an azz.

Jan 31 13 03:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chicchowmein
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Palm Beach, Florida, US


Digitoxin wrote:
He diddled a donkey Doodle?

He must be a Yankee Doodle Dandy!

Yankee doodle do or die!

Jan 31 13 03:45 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chicchowmein
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Palm Beach, Florida, US


Tropical Photography wrote:

S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people?

Umm, don't forget, many in Florida are not real floridians.. They're transplants.. As a REAL native Floridian, a transplant is NEVER a real Floridian..

That said, it's not to say natives don't do stupid shit, there are parts of Florida that are Deliverance country, but I'd check to see where the offender is really from.. And sadly, there are a lot of nuts in Ocala and the surrounding area.. The Villages anyone???

Yeah I'll be the first to say I am proud not to be a Florida native, it's just where I live for now.

Jan 31 13 03:47 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chicchowmein
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Palm Beach, Florida, US


" In an interview with the Star-Banner from jail, Romero said he has “never been a people person” and has always had an attraction for horses.

“I’ve had a sexual excitement with animals more than humans. … I would’ve eventually had sex with [Doodle],” but told the newspaper that he didn’t because “she’s blooming into maturity.”

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/f … z2JbGv7aso
Jan 31 13 03:50 pm  Link  Quote 
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Christopher Hartman
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Buena Park, California, US


How do people get caught doing this stuff?!  Close the barn door you fool.
Jan 31 13 03:51 pm  Link  Quote 
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salvatori.
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State College, Pennsylvania, US


IBS wrote:

I wonder whether Doodle will testify

Probably end up with a hung jury.

Like I could really help myself on that one....................

smile

Jan 31 13 03:51 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damianne
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Christopher Hartman wrote:
How do people get caught doing this stuff?!  Close the barn door you fool.

Usually from noticing damage done to the animal, either in their behavior or physically.

Jan 31 13 03:52 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chicchowmein
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Palm Beach, Florida, US


salvatori. wrote:

Probably end up with a hung jury.

Like I could really help myself on that one....................

smile

Gives new meaning to tappin that azz

Jan 31 13 03:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people?

lol

Jan 31 13 03:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Christopher Hartman
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Damianne wrote:

Usually from noticing damage done to the animal, either in their behavior or physically.

How miniature is a donkey?  or should we ask, just how big Mr. Offender is?  I'd think a donkey (even a miniature) could take most, if not all, men of this world.

Jan 31 13 03:54 pm  Link  Quote 
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salvatori.
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State College, Pennsylvania, US


Top Level Studio wrote:
The sexual exploitation of underage animals must stop!

NO ONE said anything about the donkey being underage!!!

And besides, you have to look at the age in donkey years... haha

smile

Jan 31 13 03:54 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chicchowmein
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Jan 31 13 03:57 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
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Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Christopher Hartman wrote:
How do people get caught doing this stuff?!  Close the barn door you fool.

Well he certainly doesnt have an issue telling the whole world about it... im gonna go with admitting to it usually gets you caught

Jan 31 13 03:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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Decay of Memory
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Asheville, North Carolina, US


Damianne wrote:

Usually from noticing damage done to the animal, either in their behavior or physically.

In this case, as in many, he was observed in the act and then made incriminating statements.

Jan 31 13 03:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chicchowmein
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Palm Beach, Florida, US


Christopher Hartman wrote:
How do people get caught doing this stuff?!  Close the barn door you fool.

According to a police report obtained by thesmokinggun.com, James said he was delivering a horse when he allegedly saw Romero shirtless and with his pants pulled down, appearing to have sex with a donkey in an equipment room.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/f … z2JbJYH5CS

*sounds like he got caught in the tack room ( His "crib")

Jan 31 13 04:01 pm  Link  Quote 
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Jules NYC
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New York, New York, US


Why did I 'read more'
Blargh!
Jan 31 13 04:08 pm  Link  Quote 
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Digitoxin
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Houston, Texas, US


IBS wrote:

According to a police report obtained by thesmokinggun.com, James said he was delivering a horse when he allegedly saw Romero shirtless and with his pants pulled down, appearing to have sex with a donkey in an equipment room.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/f … z2JbJYH5CS

*sounds like he got caught in the tack room ( His "crib")

Is it necessary to take off one's shirt to allegedly have sex with Doodle?

Jan 31 13 04:09 pm  Link  Quote 
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