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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


When you don't smell like colone/perfume. Instead like ben-gay or some other pain ointment. LOL!
Feb 01 13 05:12 pm  Link  Quote 
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Patrick Conlon
Posts: 416
Methuen, Massachusetts, US


When they do not ask for your ID for the senior discount
Feb 01 13 05:13 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lohkee
Posts: 12,261
Maricopa, Arizona, US


When people don't even bat an eye when you let one rip.
Feb 01 13 05:14 pm  Link  Quote 
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NothingIsRealButTheGirl
Posts: 32,780
Los Angeles, California, US


How do you when you are getting old?

When you leave words out of your sentence without even noticing.
Feb 01 13 05:18 pm  Link  Quote 
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


When you are keeping track of where the bathroom is everywhere you go.
Feb 01 13 05:23 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lovely Day Media
Posts: 4,063
Vineland, New Jersey, US


When I can date a woman that is half my age and not get into any legal trouble anywhere in the world... not that I would.
Feb 01 13 05:29 pm  Link  Quote 
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Pinup Fantasies
Posts: 1,082
HIXSON, Tennessee, US


When you see a hot chick and then realize she's younger than your children.
Feb 01 13 05:29 pm  Link  Quote 
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Good Egg Productions
Posts: 15,308
Orlando, Florida, US


When you inexplicably start picking your ear with a key.



And it feels SOOO good.
Feb 01 13 05:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 32,233
Lodi, California, US


Ismael Barrera wrote:
When you don't smell like colone/perfume. Instead like ben-gay or some other pain ointment. LOL!

I smelled like Ben Gay, Atomic Balm, NitroTan and a lot of other sinus-clearing scents when I was in high school and college.

Sports injuries.

Feb 01 13 05:31 pm  Link  Quote 
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 32,233
Lodi, California, US


Pinup Fantasies wrote:
When you see a hot chick and then realize she's younger than your children.

I was gonna say, When the mother of the girl you're checking out calls you Sir.

Feb 01 13 05:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


When people constantly have to remind you that your zipper is down.  sad
Feb 01 13 05:45 pm  Link  Quote 
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ZingArts
Posts: 15,083
Westcliffe, Colorado, US


Good Egg Productions wrote:
When you inexplicably start picking your ear with a key.



And it feels SOOO good.

Who? Me?
Ahhhhh, YES!

Feb 01 13 05:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


When you realize you don't mind having aids: hearing aids, home health aids, walking aids, ....
Feb 01 13 06:02 pm  Link  Quote 
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scrymettet
Posts: 31,930
Quebec, Quebec, Canada


Ismael Barrera wrote:
How do you when you are getting old?

better.
experience is the key
what was the question ?

Feb 01 13 06:03 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lohkee
Posts: 12,261
Maricopa, Arizona, US


When the wrinkled old woman with saggy tits you've been married to since forever looks better than the hot college chicks walking past your house lol
Feb 01 13 06:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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Rays Fine Art
Posts: 6,064
New York, New York, US


Pinup Fantasies wrote:
When you see a hot chick and then realize she's younger than your children grandchildren.

Feb 01 13 06:31 pm  Link  Quote 
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DOUGLASFOTOS
Posts: 8,225
Los Angeles, California, US


Ismael Barrera wrote:
When you don't smell like colone/perfume. Instead like ben-gay or some other pain ointment. LOL!

Ismael, I know I am old....

At 5am....I pee like Niagara Falls
At 6am ...I poo like Mount St. Helen's Eruption

AT...7am...I wake up!!!!  lol

I am Old!

Feb 01 13 06:32 pm  Link  Quote 
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Bill Bates
Posts: 3,814
Payson, Utah, US


When you feel the same getting off your bicycle after finishing a century ride as you do get out of bed in the morning.
Feb 01 13 06:43 pm  Link  Quote 
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GCobb Photography
Posts: 15,891
Southaven, Mississippi, US


When people you don't know start calling you sir.
Feb 01 13 06:45 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lohkee
Posts: 12,261
Maricopa, Arizona, US


When 10 p.m. is waaaaay past your bedtime
Feb 01 13 06:46 pm  Link  Quote 
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 32,233
Lodi, California, US


When you start telling adults to get off your lawn.
Feb 01 13 06:48 pm  Link  Quote 
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PhotographybyT
Posts: 7,616
Monterey, California, US


When your Depends is giving you a wedgy and you just don't give a damn!
Feb 01 13 06:49 pm  Link  Quote 
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Photos 4 The Memories
Posts: 1,279
Kewaskum, Wisconsin, US


Depends
Feb 01 13 06:50 pm  Link  Quote 
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 32,233
Lodi, California, US


3pm dinner at the Golden Corral buffet.
Feb 01 13 06:51 pm  Link  Quote 
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 32,233
Lodi, California, US


When you get a BJ from your wife or girlfriend and you know you won't have to worry about teeth.
Feb 01 13 06:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Raoul Isidro Images
Posts: 6,103
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia


When I enter another room in the house and forget what was the reason I went there for...

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Feb 01 13 06:55 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lohkee
Posts: 12,261
Maricopa, Arizona, US


When you wake up in the morning, look around, and say "Well, I'll be damned!"
Feb 01 13 06:56 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lohkee
Posts: 12,261
Maricopa, Arizona, US


Or, when your doctor lectures you about your drinking, smoking, weight, and wants you to exercise if you plan on being around in another ten years, and your're like "are you freaking serious?"
Feb 01 13 06:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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modeled
Posts: 9,334
San Diego, California, US


Orca Bay Images wrote:

I was gonna say, When the mother of the girl you're checking out calls you Sir.

lmfao

Feb 01 13 07:00 pm  Link  Quote 
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fullmetalphotographer
Posts: 2,752
Fresno, California, US


When discussing the music of Alice Cooper with a friend and a teeny bobber asks, "who she?".
Feb 01 13 07:13 pm  Link  Quote 
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


DOUGLASFOTOS wrote:

Ismael, I know I am old....

At 5am....I pee like Niagara Falls
At 6am ...I poo like Mount St. Helen's Eruption

AT...7am...I wake up!!!!  lol

I am Old!

Not far behind. LOL! Time flies Thomas.

Feb 01 13 07:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


Raoul Isidro Images wrote:
When I enter another room in the house and forget what was the reason I went there for...

.

Haha! Or when you like crazy looking for your keys... and they are in your hand.

Feb 01 13 07:28 pm  Link  Quote 
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Bill Bates
Posts: 3,814
Payson, Utah, US


Lohkee wrote:
Or, when your doctor lectures you about your drinking, smoking, weight, and wants you to exercise if you plan on being around in another ten years, and your're like "are you freaking serious?"

Like those young punks know shit. Give them a few more years going down the road of life and they will understand that drinking, smoking and enjoying a good meal is about only joy you get in day.

Oh and you know you're getting on in your years when you tell your friends about the great dump you took in the morning and not the great sex you had last night.

Feb 01 13 07:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


fullmetalphotographer wrote:
When discussing the music of Alice Cooper with a friend and a teeny bobber asks, "who she?".

Right! When your kids have no clue who are the people that you see as your favorite singers. (Have actually seen that.)

Feb 01 13 07:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lohkee
Posts: 12,261
Maricopa, Arizona, US


Bill Bates wrote:

Like those young punks know shit. Give them a few more years going down the road of life and they will understand that drinking, smoking and enjoying a good meal is about only joy you get in day.

Oh and you know you're getting on in your years when you tell your friends about the great dump you took in the morning and not the great sex you had last night.

What is this "sex" thing you speak of?  Can I get it a Denny's on the senior menu? lol

Feb 01 13 07:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lohkee
Posts: 12,261
Maricopa, Arizona, US


Ismael Barrera wrote:

Right! When your kids have no clue who are the people that you see as your favorite singers. (Have actually seen that.)

My kids know, hell, they grew up listening to my stuff. My grandkids, ummmm, clueless.

Feb 01 13 07:40 pm  Link  Quote 
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Ismael Barrera
Posts: 107
Salem, Oregon, US


When you need to have a remote to turn your car lights "on" just so you can find it.
Feb 01 13 07:42 pm  Link  Quote 
Model
modeled
Posts: 9,334
San Diego, California, US


This is the funniest thread I've read on MM in a very long time.
Feb 01 13 07:45 pm  Link  Quote 
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Lohkee
Posts: 12,261
Maricopa, Arizona, US


When SB and OT on MM have become your "life" or, even worse, when some of the people on MM actually start making sense to you.
Feb 01 13 07:45 pm  Link  Quote 
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PocketChangeProductions
Posts: 87
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, US


When you finally "find" your glasses... the ones that were on the top of your head... after searching everywhere else...
Feb 01 13 07:47 pm  Link  Quote 
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